Master Thread Dance Your Cares Away/Fraggle/Law Abiding Citizens

[Shaun52]

If it's wrong to start drinking at 7:30am on a Saturday morning, I don't want to be right. Hook Em!

It's gonna be a sloppy Saturday.

I’m gonna need a status update every hour on the hour

 

[BamaRidger]

 

[BamaRidger]

 

[BamaRidger]

Young wisdom

 

[Jake Broe Stan]

If that's not a case for a class action lawsuit against board and management, I don't know what is. Purposely tanking the company. It's not like this is sports and they get a high first round pick after a bad year.

It’s a dumb move but get real

 

[Jake Broe Stan]

I suspect there are sufficient RINOs on the receiving end of the billions being sent to Ukraine to pass this in the House.

It’s definitely going to pass The House. You only need a few Republicans to vote for it and a majority of them support it. McCarthy can’t block the vote. This thing is over!

 

[BamaRidger]

Enrique Tarrio, Proud Boys Leader“
The truth is, I could have been home,” said Tarrio. “I could have been home a long time ago. I could be in my warm-ass bed right now, laughing at the world, without a problem…and all I had to do in order to do that WAS LIE ABOUT TRUMP. All I had to do was confirm a lie.”

The two DOJ officials entrapping Enrique:
DOJ Lead Prosecutor Jocelyn Ballantine
Assistant US Attorney Jason McCullough

 

[BamaRidger]

 

[BamaRidger]

This is like the "fine people" hoax. You know there were non-racists in attendance at Charlottesville supporting statues (as Trump said) because no one except me tried to find and talk to some. (They are real.)

 

[TopHook]

 

[AmericanViking]

The best anti Star Wars rant you will ever see.

Kept waiting for her boobs to pop out

 

[BamaRidger]

 

[AmericanViking]

That would be a dream come true

 

[9Mounties07]

Not true. This is the next step. The ultimate is when grown ups can have relationships with kids. They want to fuck kids. That’s the agenda. Always has been. This is nothing but another step to get to that.

They've been normalizing the discussion of it and the behavior in small doses for a long time. It's coming

 

[Viking]

That cunt is nuts. Hopegully there are a few sherrifs with balls who flip this bitch off. Skol!

 

[ttyh]

I’m gonna need a status update every hour on the hour

Pacing myself. Just opened my second Lawnmower bottle. Has to be bottle.

 

[BamaRidger]

 

[Viking]

Also, any NM jack boot brown shirts who enforce this shit should be tarred and feathered.

 

[BamaRidger]

Pacing myself. Just opened my second Lawnmower bottle. Has to be bottle.

There is a thing in the beer world called the “lawnmower beer.” It's a beer you might drink on a dog day afternoon while putzing about in the yard. Lawn mower beers are poundable brews that won't fill you up, weigh you down or knock you out with a sedative alcohol punch.

 

[ttyh]

There is a thing in the beer world called the “lawnmower beer.” It's a beer you might drink on a dog day afternoon while putzing about in the yard. Lawn mower beers are poundable brews that won't fill you up, weigh you down or knock you out with a sedative alcohol punch.

There's that. And I agree. But there's also this. Again, has to be bottle.

 

[AmericanViking]

Trump hosts a $100,000-per-person fundraiser to help Giuliani pay legal bills

Former President Donald Trump has hosted a $100,000-a-plate fundraiser for former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani at his Bedminster, New Jersey, golf club to help Giuliani pay his mounting legal bills.

apnews.com

From Leftie @NYTimes Even before the trial began, Judge Amit P. Mehta, who presided over the case, dealt a blow to Mr. Navarro by ruling that he could not use in court what he has publicly cast as his principal defense: that Mr. Trump personally directed him not to cooperate and that he was protected by those claims of executive privilege.

ZeroHedge

ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

www.zerohedge.com

$2B huh. Well, we know where some of the Ukraine money went.

 

[BamaRidger]

There's that. And I agree. But there's also this. Again, has to be bottle.

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

[Cletusnow]

When the fbi is scared of you watching what they are doing.... they are doing shit they are embarrassed by or that they know is illegal.

Just your friendly paramilitary ‘police’ force ensuring the public safety.

 

[ttyh]

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!!!!

LFG!

I'm actually looking forward to this Puffs vs Corn Aggy game. Underrated rivalry from a hate perspective.

 

[ShaolinNole]

The minute a cop arrests someone, the elected sheriff should arrest the cop and the Governor and let them rot in county lockup until the Supreme Court rules once again that this is unconstitutional.

 

[BamaRidger]

LMAO

 

[BamaRidger]

DC, chat with cops and remark how nice they are, talk about hiring an attorney, and follow orders to leave the city right before the insurrection? Listen to how law enforcement arrested him on a warrant for allegedly burning a BLM banner in Dec 2020. Also present in this convoy--at least one FBI informant who drove Tarrio to the "garage meetup" with Stewart Rhodes (Oath Keepers) and other FBI informants.

 

[BamaRidger]

"Big Mike"

 

[BamaRidger]

 

[ttyh]

I’m gonna need a status update every hour on the hour

Little behind here on this update. Another Lawnmower down. Prosecco bottle has a damn hole in the bottom I think.

Just gave The Eyes the first play of the day on whole home Sonos. It was loud and pleasing.

 

[BamaRidger]

 

[MortgageHorn]

 

[BamaRidger]

The timing of this isn't a coincidence.

 

[BamaRidger]

 

[Sgfeer]

That cunt is nuts. Hopegully there are a few sherrifs with balls who flip this bitch off. Skol!

Depends how much Soros/Dem/lib money they get

 

[Sgfeer]

There is a thing in the beer world called the “lawnmower beer.” It's a beer you might drink on a dog day afternoon while putzing about in the yard. Lawn mower beers are poundable brews that won't fill you up, weigh you down or knock you out with a sedative alcohol punch.

I call them beach beers, the sedative alcohol punch comes later with Gin or tequilla

 

[Sgfeer]

"Big Mike"

Personally, I think the cock is the giveaway, but whatever

 

[Sgfeer]

Delta Airliners Add 'Explosive Diarrhea' Warning Lights

ATLANTA, GA — Following a much-publicized incident this week in which a flight had to turn back due to a passenger suffering from intestinal issues that created a biohazard, Delta Airlines has announced that all planes will be outfitted with an "explosive diarrhea' warning light.

babylonbee.com

 

[BamaRidger]

Personally, I think the cock is the giveaway, but whatever

 

[BamaRidger]