Their stadium aka "Tackle Box" is ugly and you thought we have gone down some cult "rabbit holes" ITT - nothing tops that cult - it's a mix of the following:
Male cheerleaders (WTF) dressed as milk-men that make satanic signs to the crowd where they all hug each other's nuts and roll around and shout in a manner that would make a Pentecostal church jealous with envy.
Then everywhere you go they make a sound like they all have the fucking Whooping Cough - even in church instead of "praise the Lord" they "whoop" I shit you not.
Every cot-damn thing is painted God awful maroon - think shitty burgundy wine - their cars, their trucks, their houses, even the fucking Whatabuger is painted this color instead of Tennessee Orange.
They only have one club in the entire town called "The Chicken" the girls are fat not phat and it's a giant sausage factory.
The Olive Garden is fine dining for these poor souls.
They're in such need of "attractions" they let the pedophile George Bush be buried there in hopes someone might show up and spend a few pesos.
To top it off their leader is a dog, for real a dog, and they bury the previous dogs in the football field.
Do yourself a favor brah you come to Texas we'll stay in H-Town we'll hang with normal peeps, hot fucking Asians & Latinas at some really cool lounges and watch the game on TV laughing at these fools after eating at one of the cities great restaurants.
Here's a mental picture of College Station for you:
This is what will happen to you if the guy cheerleaders in white milk-man suits corral you away from the Georgia visitor section.