Master Thread Dance Your Cares Away/Fraggle/Law Abiding Citizens

[AgEngDawg]

Did they mention the Chiefs?

 

[Cincinattus91]

He and Stacey got rich off all their failed runs at office. They will probably try again and fail again. When even a dead guy gets elected by democrats and you can't win a race that has record funds "donated" to your campaign, you are simply not electable.

Exactly, the paid loser role must pay well

R vs D = WWE

The bright side of the latest episode in the clown show that is electoral politics is that more people will see it for what it is

This world does not run on votes....that's just absurd

 

[NuclearPower]

Did they mention the Chiefs?

Different state.

 

[FreeMiner]

 

[Belezabro]

Bunch of pandering cowards.

 

[NuclearPower]

This government is hell bent on removing any history of this country.
A history filled with a society that gave the middle finger to big government.

 

[22*43*51]

 

[AgEngDawg]

Warren Beatty accuser tells how he 'raped her' in 1973

DailyMail.com has exclusively unearthed video of Kristina Hirsch speaking about how Warren Beatty allegedly raped her in a direct-to-camera appeal.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[TopHook]

Onion or bee?

 

[GatorOK]

LM is trying to sell it to Europeans, and they had open range time.

 

[catfishpunter]

The word "Kansas" is the name of a Sioux tribe.

 

[AmericanViking]

The word "Kansas" is the name of a Sioux tribe.

Oklahoma means “land of the red people” in Choctaw. How racist!!

 

[orng_blud]

 

[orng_blud]

 

[orng_blud]

 

[orng_blud]

 

[AmericanViking]

She better be saving because she will hit that wall. They all do

 

[22*43*51]

 

[AmericanViking]

Was it in her ass or her carry….,,NVM. I don’t care, I can’t be convinced it wasn’t in her ass.

 

[Cowboy1stn10]

Ashes to assess. Dust to dust......

 

[Belezabro]

 

[AmericanViking]

Ashes to assess. Dust to dust......

Ashes to asses, dust to lust brosefi

 

[SmokeHouse423]

Did they mention the Chiefs?

I think that is still in Missouri

 

[22*43*51]

Parody.

 

[AmericanViking]

Funny story. My little bro is color blind. We didn’t know until after he graduated. He learned to fake the funk or avoid. I don’t know.

Anyway, his favorite color if you asked was green. He kept telling me about these awesome green chinks he was having hand made. He was excited as hell.

Well, he picks them up and comes home and asks me to come check them out. He is excited! He pulls them out and says “aren’t they bad ass?”

I’m like, “I thought you said they were green”.
He flips them around looks at them and says “they are”.
I said, “dude, those are pink”.
He told me to shut the fuck up and I said I wasn’t fuckin with him.

He sat there for 10-20 seconds and said “well, I guess that’s why he kept asking me if I was sure I wanted that color. Fuck it, guess my favorite color is pink!”

He still wears them today.

 

[CDDP]

 

[AmericanViking]

Funny story. My little bro is color blind. We didn’t know until after he graduated. He learned to fake the funk or avoid. I don’t know.

Anyway, his favorite color if you asked was green. He kept telling me about these awesome green chinks he was having hand made. He was excited as hell.

Well, he picks them up and comes home and asks me to come check them out. He is excited! He pulls them out and says “aren’t they bad ass?”

I’m like, “I thought you said they were green”.
He flips them around looks at them and says “they are”.
I said, “dude, those are pink”.
He told me to shut the fuck up and I said I wasn’t fuckin with him.

He sat there for 10-20 seconds and said “well, I guess that’s why he kept asking me if I was sure I wanted that color. Fuck it, guess my favorite color is pink!”

He still wears them today.

Another good story is when we convinced him the bunker gear he ordered for fire academy was pink instead of yellow. We got the instructor and local fire chief in on that. And they brought pink bunker gear to him in front of the class. He still cusses us.

 

[AmericanViking]

Any chance this is a ploy to set DeSantis up for 2024 so he’s more palatable to the never trump and independents?

 

[Old Glory]

 

[theDane8106]

Winning!

So at least 34% of our residents are fucking idiot communists. Probably mostly in Des Moines and Eastern Iowa. I'm safe.

 

[Pineapple]

Oklahoma means “land of the red people” in Choctaw. How racist!!

University of Texas means dirty cock suckers!

#AustinisSanFran

 

[khael-hawk]

So at least 34% of our residents are fucking idiot communists. Probably mostly in Des Moines and Eastern Iowa. I'm safe.

Iowa City, Des Moines and Ames is probably 90% of them.

 

[Pineapple]

Funny story. My little bro is color blind. We didn’t know until after he graduated. He learned to fake the funk or avoid. I don’t know.

Anyway, his favorite color if you asked was green. He kept telling me about these awesome green chinks he was having hand made. He was excited as hell.

Well, he picks them up and comes home and asks me to come check them out. He is excited! He pulls them out and says “aren’t they bad ass?”

I’m like, “I thought you said they were green”.
He flips them around looks at them and says “they are”.
I said, “dude, those are pink”.
He told me to shut the fuck up and I said I wasn’t fuckin with him.

He sat there for 10-20 seconds and said “well, I guess that’s why he kept asking me if I was sure I wanted that color. Fuck it, guess my favorite color is pink!”

He still wears them today.

WTF are chinks?

 

[Cowboy1stn10]

Ashes to asses, dust to lust brosef

 

[Jayhox]

This fugging state, sometimes. Holy hell.

 

[Jayhox]

Did they mention the Chiefs?

I guarantee 10 out of 10 of them have Chiefs shit all over their houses and cars.

 

[FreeMiner]

Oklahoma means “land of the red people” in Choctaw. How racist!!

No it means Former home of the Red Wagon Burners

 

[9Mounties07]

Any chance this is a ploy to set DeSantis up for 2024 so he’s more palatable to the never trump and independents?

Yep

 

[FreeMiner]

Why doesn't Biden just buy Ukraine outright. Here he boast that Ukraine Aid will flow no matter what the Republicans say.

Biden Boasts Ukraine Aid To Keep Flowing Even Through GOP-Led House | ZeroHedge

ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

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[FreeMiner]

Arizona's Maricopa County To Take Until "Early Next Week" To Process 400,000 Ballots | ZeroHedge

ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

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