Silence I Keel You.
This is what I say to my daughter's yappy little dog. Shut Up I Keel You
Tonight was hilariously worse. Different person (who I can't stand because she thought I was her golden ticket to society. In Dayton.
Again...I don't play that way. I either like you or I don't. And there's no question. Anybody who knows me knows this about me. I can not be used and if you try, you're done before you begin) and I was shitty and drugged just enough to have a little fun with it. (No filter). My husband and our friends knew that...,(I was perfectly happy holding down my bar stool and NOT hurting until my phone blew up with ''come here'.) I can be the biggest, snarkiest bitch when I decide to be
andI I do it Southern style. Texan to be exac.
Goddam, I’m bummed that I’m gonna miss all the drama this year. Going from the past 3 days, this shit is going to be lit.
#countryclubpooldrama
Fucking ridiculous. And hilarious. But mostly ridiculous.