Master Thread Dance Your Cares Away/Fraggle/Law Abiding Citizens

[Scratchmyvolsroughly]

This is huge.

Eric Adams is the opposite of the whole “defund the police” bs.

That’s about as close to a conservative you can get for a Dem Mayor in NY.

So wait, DeBlasio is no longer the mayor in New York?

 

[Dawg88]

 

[Dawg88]

 

[BamaRidger]

@BamaRidger Is that you on #GETTR under the same handle? just checking before I follow.

edit for 45 is there and posting.

That's me...........I will follow back.

 

[Cooper]

Is Saban retiring after this year?

You know I'm just fucking with you.

It will be interesting to see if you coach can win the big one with all that talent.

It's harder than it seems.

Thats what she said.

 

[ShaolinNole]

So wait, DeBlasio is no longer the mayor in New York?

He is until the end of year. Hopefully Eric is a reasonable guy, since he will win the general election.

 

[Dawg88]

 

[Dawg88]

 

[Dawg88]

 

[TheRealJohnCooper]

 

[Dawg88]

 

[GarnetPild]

Comments are hilarious…

 

[GarnetPild]

Dude, shamefully I broke most of these rules one night…but, DID do something similar to your key technique and defended myself in hand to hand combat. ‘‘Twas an intense night!

 

[madman71]

 

[madman71]

 

[Chris Farley]

Well long story short, army buddy and I basically had to defend ourselves physically and has to use the key technique…

 

[GarnetPild]

Well long story short, army buddy and I were basically stranded at this po dunk strip club in the middle of nowhere. Needed a ride and there was guy left about to leave. All seemed normal till we got in the car. We both got in the backseat bc there was some elderly male we hadn’t seen before in the front seat. The guy gets in and starts her up (souped up modern Dodge Ram). Then takes off not even knowing where to take us, keeps saying he’s gotta get gas first and then he’ll plug it in.

The whole thing was off from the start. Guy was obvi high on different stuff, I def detected some coke in there, maybe some meth too. Tweekin like a motherfucker, like violently. Has this creepy little laugh too…whole time, old dude in passenger seat just smilin and agreeing with him. Meanwhile, he’s tellin us how “much blow he just got done doing and he is on fire” I’m like fuck, this guy is going to kill us. He increases speed to well above 90, and for those of you that that isn’t very fast…nigga it’s 90 in the dark with a cracked out fighter as your driver. Honestly reminded
Me of Tuco Salamanca driving us, from breaking bad).

So we’re getting faster and faster. Then he passes a cop. The cop throws his lights on and is in pursuit. I’m talking to my boy all quietly in the back like, “yo we gotta do something else this nigga gonna kill us!” He literally said “if I go down, we all go down!” Not sure what that meant but scared the hell out of me! So I tell Patna I’m gonna stab him in the throat with the key and he’s gonna rake his eyeballs. At the same time, I’m gonna take the steering wheel and try to slow us down. Well that was our plan and that’s what we did. And before anyone just says you could have just taken the key out, yeah but the goal was not to stop going 90 to zero. I wanted to gradually get that speed down.

I took my key in between my knucks, that’s all I had at the time. Lodged that maafacka right into his neck. Must of missed the main artery bc he wasn’t spurting blood, just a maniac who was in intense pain. Meanwhile, Patna over here, has his fingers jammed so far in dudes eye sockets it was like watching the dingo warriors on Django. Crazy guy was screaming Bloody murder. He slows down to a compete stop by this time we had lost the cop.

I lock a rear naked on the bastard and he attempts to open his driver door. Mind you I’m in the backseat stretched across the cab doing all this. He takes a step out the door while I’m still latched on. Eventually he drops out the door to the ground while I’m still locked on his neck. I wanted to make sure he was good and out before I took off. We were told he had gats but looked for them and didn’t see. Kicked his junk and didn’t feel anything but we didn’t wanna stick around and find out we were gunless in a gun fight. So we took off in the dead of night down some farm land in this rural town. There’s nothing around. I’m sprinting to a set of lights beyond a wood line. Immediately I plunge at least 15 feet into a huge swimming pond, only to re-emerge from the icy black depths to have 2 loaded shotguns and a lamp pointed at my face. Couldn’t see shit except for the barrels. They told me don’t move, so there I am treading water for like 7 or 8 min till the cops could get there. Finally cops have me get out and I give them the whole story. They walk me back to the scene.

There’s dudes clothes he was in right by his driver door all in a pile with his tighty whitey undies on top complete with a nice little poop stain. That “hard ass” nigga actually POOPED himself! Well, long story short, he ran off. They ended up catching him down the road, and he ended up going to prison. But that was one hell of a night. I still got a lump in my sternum where I was slammed into the front seat stopping to zero from like 40. Good times indeed…

Well that is a crazy fucking story. Not at all what I was expecting, as far as a situation where you had to use a key for self defense. The shotguns on you in the pool sounded even scarier that the car chase.

 

[Chris Farley]

Well that is a crazy fucking story. Not at all what I was expecting, as far as a situation where you had to use a key for self defense. The shotguns on you in the pool sounded even scarier that the car chase.

Lol what did you expect?

 

[GarnetPild]

Lol what did you expect?

Hell, I don't know...but never expected you stabbing a dude in the throat, from the back seat while he was driving over 90mph running from a cop! Figured maybe you got jumped or somebody tried to rob you or something.

 

[Chris Farley]

Hell, I don't know...but never expected you stabbing a dude in the throat, from the back seat while he was driving over 90mph running from a cop! Figured maybe you got jumped or somebody tried to rob you or something.

 

[22*43*51]

 

[22*43*51]

 

[22*43*51]

A reminder that anons are collectively the most powerful intelligence apparatus on the Earth.

 

[Sgfeer]

Take your pick for killing the Haitian Prez.

 

[22*43*51]

 

[22*43*51]

 

[Sgfeer]

Critics Blast 'Dangerous' and 'Unconstitutional' Expansion of US Capitol Police

townhall.com

Big Business Loves Big Government

townhall.com

A Politicized Justice Department

townhall.com

14-Year-Old Girl Sentenced for Murder of D.C. Uber Driver

townhall.com

Keep Keeping Government Away from Drug Price Negotiations

Like cockroaches, the same bad ideas keep emerging from the Biden administration and its Democrat friends in Congress.

townhall.com

White House Backs False Narrative on Voting Rights

townhall.com

 

[dirty0222]

I cannot double love that so here

And crickets from MSM. The enemy of the republic.

 

[22*43*51]

 

[Sgfeer]

 

[GarnetPild]

Take your pick for killing the Haitian Prez.

I was going to suggest this guy-

 

[22*43*51]

It’s a mental disorder.

 

[MVTPatriot]

It’s a mental disorder.

And God is weeping.

 

[tiderollsonu]

A reminder that anons are collectively the most powerful intelligence apparatus on the Earth.

Cliffs on this story?

 

[22*43*51]

Cliffs on this story?

Click on the YouTube link.

 

[t_money86]

Cliffs on this story?

Lebeouf lost his mind. Kept making stupid videos saying He Will Not Divide Us. About Trump. Anons would watch his videos then figure out where he was and they would post that information. So he kept changing locations and posting new videos but the weaponized Autists of 4chan would dissect the videos and continue figuring out his location and post it. Drove him further crazy.

 

[RKirkD]

 

[RKirkD]

 

[RKirkD]

start calling your senators ASAP people

 

[imprimis]

He could get my vote. Of course, he'll be called an Uncle Tom in the black community.