Christmas gift for wife?

[GatorOK]

It's that time of year again to share all of the great ideas. Last three years have been winners from the board. Heated Vest, Dyson Hair Dryer, Dyson Hair Straightener.....

Fortunately she has all the BBC dildos and vibrators she needs so please feel free to share better ideas.

 

[TopHook]

Getting her a bike. 1 for her and myself. I expect a bj in return, or a 130 buck knife.

 

[LVRebel]

In for ideas. Though we may go light this year on each other, and mostly just get stuff for the kids.

 

[Jayhacker]

The kids and the grandkids get the gifts. The wife is on first name basis with QVC so she has everything she needs.

 

[tiderollsonu]

Need pics of wife to make an accurate recommendation... Preferably nude if you don't mind

 

[racernhra]

It's that time of year again to share all of the great ideas. Last three years have been winners from the board. Heated Vest, Dyson Hair Dryer, Dyson Hair Straightener.....

Fortunately she has all the BBC dildos and vibrators she needs so please feel free to share better ideas.

So can you tell me which BBC dildo she prefers over the others? I hate being the one giving useless gifts to my wife in front of the family.

 

[TopHook]

The kids and the grandkids get the gifts. The wife is on first name basis with QVC so she has everything she needs.

The over stock woman. don't know why your post reminded me of her

 

[GatorOK]

Need pics of wife to make an accurate recommendation... Preferably nude if you don't mind

Now give me gift ideas

 

[TJHall1]

View attachment 58805
Now give me gift ideas

I'd spend 5 grand and let her have an hour playing with my dong.

 

[tiderollsonu]

View attachment 58805
Now give me gift ideas

Get her a Tennessee Muzzle-loader

 

[skramer100]

View attachment 58805
Now give me gift ideas

She needs a smaller bathing suit. Something that lets those warlocks free,

 

[Emma tenywa]

View attachment 58805
Now give me gift ideas

Take her for shopping,ladies love that

 

[AgEngDawg]

View attachment 58805
Now give me gift ideas

I really like what she has going on up top.

 

[ChicagoFats]

Feeling generous this year so will probably go with a new ironing board and possibly a new vacuum cleaner.

 

[tiderollsonu]

Feeling generous this year so will probably go with a new ironing board and possibly a new vacuum cleaner.

Congrats on the divorce

 

[Jayhacker]

Feeling generous this year so will probably go with a new ironing board and possibly a new vacuum cleaner.

Might be best to go with the robot model for the vac but I'm not sure about the ironing board.

 

[ttyh]

Feeling generous this year so will probably go with a new ironing board and possibly a new vacuum cleaner.

I can't believe it took 14 posts until this was recommended. Starting to doubt some of you fuckers.

 

[thenick_ttu]

I bought my wife 21 acres in the East Texas forest a few months ago, so I'm covered for Christmas. She loved it. I suggest you all do the same.

 

[ChicagoFats]

I bought my wife 21 acres in the East Texas forest a few months ago, so I'm covered for Christmas. She loved it. I suggest you all do the same.

Congrats man. Some of the time i enjoy most is walking through the woods. You got a stabbin cabin yet?

 

[thenick_ttu]

Congrats man. Some of the time i enjoy most is walking through the woods. You got a stabbin cabin yet?

Thanks, we're obviously very excited. Hoping to get away from the metro-mess permanently in the next 10 years. We got nothing out there yet, not even a fence around it. It's full of trees and underbrush. We got our work cut out for us but it's gonna be fun.

 

[quickfeet]

View attachment 58805
Now give me gift ideas

Good on you for following the rules. Also I bet she is fun in the BR

 

[Jtrain80]

Shoes. Can't screw it up since it is only one number. Got the wife a pair of Lucchese's last year. We barely made it home before she was trying to rip my clothes off.

 

[Polly Coppingers Son]

So can you tell me which BBC dildo she prefers over the others? I hate being the one giving useless gifts to my wife in front of the family.

Chris Farleys brother tells a story about this. He said every year Chris would buy gifts for all the family as gag gifts. Apparently he got his mom a giant dildo one year and she opened it in front of everyone. Said his dad was extremely pissed (they were a very conservative family and dad was a businessman).

I think that’s how I remember the story anyhow. Pretty damn funny.

 

[quickfeet]

Chris Farleys brother tells a story about this. He said every year Chris would buy gifts for all the family as gag gifts. Apparently he got his mom a giant dildo one year and she opened it in front of everyone. Said his dad was extremely pissed (they were a very conservative family and dad was a businessman).

I think that’s how I remember the story anyhow. Pretty damn funny.

@Chris Farley

 

[Rebarcock.]

Get her a donut maker attached to a Pelton. Say it was St Nick's idea

 

[Rebarcock.]

I bought my wife 21 acres in the East Texas forest a few months ago, so I'm covered for Christmas. She loved it. I suggest you all do the same.

Can I visit? I dabble in smoking lettuce. But I have always wanted to visit Texas. Never ridden a horse and I think I'm a natural.
I never scuba dove And after my 1st dive my oxygen use was that of a teacher. I've been around horses. I got a vibe on big mammals

 

[Rebarcock.]

View attachment 58805
Now give me gift ideas

Get a sitter for 12/28-30. Take her within a 4 hr drive to somewhere kool. Get nice rooms and amazing dinner and wine
2.5k most unless cali ill or ny

We cool i won't bull shit you

 

[yankmenoodle]

My wife always likes (professional) deep body massages, facials, mani / pedicures. In general pampered for a shit ton of money.

 

[Chris Farley]

@Chris Farley

I can confirm