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The script for the funniest sketch show EVER!!!

Free_Pepe

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Here's the script for the funniest sketch show ever:





After informing Derek about his sore stomach, George Floyd then tells him about how annoying possums can be!



The Furrie and Pup Play supporting vegans convince the whole of New Zealand to become vegan with an updated slogan: "Animals are friends with benefits not food"!

(This is a bit of an Australian in-joke, they're all said to be sheep rapists here...)



A super hero named Sterile Man arrives in town and heads straight to the supermarket to start pointing his finger and shaming any granny killer who dare still walk down the confectionery aisle!



Homosexuals still too afraid to leave their homes due to Israel Folau's social media post!

(You also have to be Australian to understand just how funny this one is!... This is the last of the Australian references)



Jewish prisoner sits in Nazi death camp pondering who's worse; Hitler, or the people who say it's wrong to brainwash children into sexual servitude of the crossdressers!



Miley Cyrus one ups Cardi B to once again become The Queen of Female Empowerment by performing a live show from inside the hole in an outhouse!



Principal pats herself on the back for the success of her Islam Positivity program after asking a kindergartener from a non-Islamic family "Who's this other little girl in your drawing holding daddy's hand?" and hearing her reply "That's daddy's second wife I dream he has, because after learning about all the people who say Muhammad is a hero I want daddy to be just like him"!



Intersectionality realises that it forgot to include gingers in the movement so the pride/BLM flag gets updated with little polka dots to represent their freckles and Ronald McDonald is deemed their spokesman!



Parents discover that their 5 year old boy has somehow made his way onto the roof of their 3 story home and is yelling out that unless they buy him the frilly pink panties that he needs to be his real self he's gonna jump!



Rapist gives his thoughts to an interviewer about how he feels after watching Slutwalk storm through the street: "Not bad, not bad at all. My only complaint is those few tiny pieces of clothing they kept on. Hopefully next year they'll be back even sluttier. But for now I've got to find something to do with this raging boner they've given me"!



Independent reporter who published an article highlighting the fact that the identical twin studies prove the Gay Gene theory false watches all the heads of the Antifa mob who awoke him with their "Anti-gay! Anti-gay! Anti-gay!" chant physically explode after asking them what they have to say about the Islamic nations which throw homosexuals off roofs!



The lights are dimmed, the candels lit, and the Barry White record begins, as the robes are removed, and into the bath slide a beautiful couple, who can't help but talk dirty with each other every time a transvestite is the topic of discussion, who've decided it's time for their realtionship to progress to the next level, and who also happen to be siblings!



After being lectured about how we consume too much garbage and that we have to cut back to only the bare essentials for the sake of the planet, a questioner asks "Are there any tv shows which you consider essential?" and is given the response "Obviously the Tim and Eric Show"!



Con-artist puts into motion her latest scam by handing her Official Anxiety Disorder, caused by hearing co-workers dissagree that sexism is the reason why STEM doesn't employ 50% women, documents to her employer, which she brought from Dr. Doctor for only a fraction of what she's gonna be stealing from work over the next few months on her paid stress leave Xanax bender, and she's got an army ready to jump in and start shouting "Where's your degree!?" if anybody tries to call her out!



Welfare leech can no longer sleep due to being haunted by Eminem's lyrics attacking faggots, that he's been blasting out of his car for the past 2 decades, after voting for a politician who's calling for prison time for those who refuse to be a part of the crossdressers fetish, who bought him with the promise of more welfare money!



Therapist starts giving his sexually abused clients the same healing advice which is given by the BDSM proponents: "I'll tie you up, unzip my fly, and knock you around while you recall your trauma and work through it"!



Psychic realises he can hear the voice of a passer by's immune system asking him "If this pathetic prick won't even fight back against pedophiles taking over the whole world why should I do anything at all?"!



Harvey Weinstein travels back in time before the accusations to identify as an Islamic woman!



Black rioter stops mid way through lobbing a brick through a shop's window to question if maybe acting like a criminal doesn't help eradicate the white supremacist prejudice that blacks are criminals, then decides to do it anyway for the Nikes!



Arts department replaces all their professors with tape recorders that repeat "Any notion of beauty is a system of oppression" all day long!



The excitement on Steve Smith's face when he hears that any male capable of uttering "I'm trans" can now freely stroll straight into Boob Central!



Woke woman cheers and cheers as they give her a tax cut to make up for the gender pay gap, then races towards her front door for a shopping spree, only to have acid thrown straight in her face the moment she opens it by one of the Islamic terrorists they/she let in!



Martin Luther King speaks to us about his dream of living in a world free from kink shamers who say things like "Yo plantation pornography ain't cool man"!



The year is 2030, and everybody except the elites mysteriously grows a beak, and after much talk about how it happened some begin to unravel the mystery as they start to wonder if maybe the pharmaceutical giants, who think it's cool to watch boys grow breasts, and who've had the power to force needles into us every 6 months, are behind it!



Cop pulls his gun on a 12 year old girl who thought she could still get away with calling something retarded after new laws pass that replace all of the patriarchy's fascist old free speech laws with big tech's hate speech policies!



The Not Fake News Network sets the record straight regarding Bruce Jenner's Woman of The Year title: "I'm not sure Caitlyn deserved that title. Is she brave? Yes. Is she stunning? She certainly is. But was she really Woman of The Year?... She surely would have been a top 10 contender, but I don't think she quiet earnt that number 1 spot, and I'm not afraid to say it"!



Lord Jacob Rothschild forces all the lunatics who claim that the banking system doesn't grow anything other than the proportion of the wealth that they hold to slump away defeated by demonstrating that as they make new money out of thin air the crops magically grow more produce!



The show comes to a close with:

Man who changed his name to Mr. True Patriot no longer keeps us waiting as he finally puts down his beer, closes his pornhub tab, puts on his armoured vest, picks up his trusty shotgun, and liberates the world!







This is the shows theme song:



I haven't finalized the intro yet, but it will include Mr. Trololo waving his finger in disappoint, the super moonwalk, and other classic internet phenomena!





*There most certainly will be black face involved!
 

Free_Pepe

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Seriously!?!?


We live in a world where Kylie Jenner(probably the most influential woman in the world) is in an incest relationship with her father!

Where every major city in the western world closes it's public streets at the tax payers expenses so that people who want to rape dogs(or already are) can walk through them braging about it while the general public cheers!

Where our schools are telling 5 year old girls that they are evil for not wanting to strip off naked in front of the male pedophile who just followed them into to the changeroom!

Can't you see that our world is so much more insane than what Ben Shapiro, or Steven Crowder, or Donald Trump, or any of them are saying!

Can't you see that if we continue down this path all 7 billion of us will be dead in a matter of years!?
 

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Seriously!?!?


We live in a world where Kylie Jenner(probably the most influential woman in the world) is in an incest relationship with her father!

Where every major city in the western world closes it's public streets at the tax payers expenses so that people who want to rape dogs(or already are) can walk through them braging about it while the general public cheers!

Where our schools are telling 5 year old girls that they are evil for not wanting to strip off naked in front of the male pedophile who just followed them into to the changeroom!

Can't you see that our world is so much more insane than what Ben Shapiro, or Steven Crowder, or Donald Trump, or any of them are saying!

Can't you see that if we continue down this path all 7 billion of us will be dead in a matter of years!?

Kylie Jenner is in an incestual relationship? That is news to me ?!

Raping dogs?

The world is on the wrong path right now. The pedo's are dominating the news cycle but it won't last forever. You can feel the tide turning and the patriots are paying attention more than ever before.
 

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Kylie Jenner is in an incestual relationship? That is news to me ?!

Raping dogs?

The world is on the wrong path right now. The pedo's are dominating the news cycle but it won't last forever. You can feel the tide turning and the patriots are paying attention more than ever before.

She chooses to be a part of her father's autogyphelic fetish, that's obviously incest, and the average person on the street plays his diagusting sex game when speaking with their family, also incest! Incest is everywhere now, it's in you too!


And yes those people who think of their sexual partner(s) as animals while they stick their penis in them, obviously fantasize about raping animals! the bestiality is everywhere too, again also in you!

...your obviously not a patriot!


You're just another creep!
 

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She chooses to be a part of her father's autogyphelic fetish, that's obviously incest, and the average person on the street plays his diagusting sex game when speaking with their family, also incest! Incest is everywhere now, it's in you too!


And yes those people who think of their sexual partner(s) as animals while they stick their penis in them, obviously fantasize about raping animals! the bestiality is everywhere too, again also in you!

...your obviously not a patriot!


You're just another creep!

Meh, I dont blame Kylie for any of Bruce's behavior. Bruce is just a weirdo and is an adult and can control his own actions. Maybe Kylie should disown him, idk.

Can't say ive been called out for beastiality and being a creep on the internet before but ..... i guess there is a first time for everything.
 

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Meh, I dont blame Kylie for any of Bruce's behavior. Bruce is just a weirdo and is an adult and can control his own actions. Maybe Kylie should disown him, idk.

Can't say ive been called out for beastiality and being a creep on the internet before but ..... i guess there is a first time for everything.
I didn't say I blamed her for his behaviour, I hold her responsible only for her own, which now involves choosing to be a part of his transvestite fetish, calling him Caitlyn and a woman! INCEST!


You're obviously defending people who want theri sexual partner to dress up like a dog while they stick it in them, defending people who think about animals while they penetrate another, defending beastiality!
 

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I didn't say I blamed her for his behaviour, I hold her responsible only for her own, which now involves choosing to be a part of his transvestite fetish, calling him Caitlyn and a woman! INCEST!


You're obviously defending people who want theri sexual partner to dress up like a dog while they stick it in them, defending people who think about animals while they penetrate another, defending beastiality!
Meh - the furry fetish is more a thing clear on the other side of the country in California. Home of the weirdos out there.
 

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We have this thing called Freedom of Speech. If people want to fuck donkey's thats not my concern until it starts to effect me.

It used to be that people could be weird in their own homes. But now for some reason they think they need to share their weirdness with the world.

Whatever. If people want to bang furries have at it i guess. Not for me though.
 

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Seriously!?!?


We live in a world where Kylie Jenner(probably the most influential woman in the world) is in an incest relationship with her father!

Where every major city in the western world closes it's public streets at the tax payers expenses so that people who want to rape dogs(or already are) can walk through them braging about it while the general public cheers!

Where our schools are telling 5 year old girls that they are evil for not wanting to strip off naked in front of the male pedophile who just followed them into to the changeroom!

Can't you see that our world is so much more insane than what Ben Shapiro, or Steven Crowder, or Donald Trump, or any of them are saying!

Can't you see that if we continue down this path all 7 billion of us will be dead in a matter of years!?
Isn't Bruce her mother now
@Free_Pepe i didn't even get to know ya come back
 

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What on earth was going on in this weirdly comical & fascinating thread?

What happened to @Free_Pepe ??
@Free_Pepe decided that the site was a safe harbor for trans/pedo support because of the avatar of our token troll. He left to expose the heresy of our site across the internet.

It does look like he hopped on the site at the end of April, but never posted anything
 

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Here's the script for the funniest sketch show ever:





After informing Derek about his sore stomach, George Floyd then tells him about how annoying possums can be!



The Furrie and Pup Play supporting vegans convince the whole of New Zealand to become vegan with an updated slogan: "Animals are friends with benefits not food"!

(This is a bit of an Australian in-joke, they're all said to be sheep rapists here...)



A super hero named Sterile Man arrives in town and heads straight to the supermarket to start pointing his finger and shaming any granny killer who dare still walk down the confectionery aisle!



Homosexuals still too afraid to leave their homes due to Israel Folau's social media post!

(You also have to be Australian to understand just how funny this one is!... This is the last of the Australian references)



Jewish prisoner sits in Nazi death camp pondering who's worse; Hitler, or the people who say it's wrong to brainwash children into sexual servitude of the crossdressers!



Miley Cyrus one ups Cardi B to once again become The Queen of Female Empowerment by performing a live show from inside the hole in an outhouse!



Principal pats herself on the back for the success of her Islam Positivity program after asking a kindergartener from a non-Islamic family "Who's this other little girl in your drawing holding daddy's hand?" and hearing her reply "That's daddy's second wife I dream he has, because after learning about all the people who say Muhammad is a hero I want daddy to be just like him"!



Intersectionality realises that it forgot to include gingers in the movement so the pride/BLM flag gets updated with little polka dots to represent their freckles and Ronald McDonald is deemed their spokesman!



Parents discover that their 5 year old boy has somehow made his way onto the roof of their 3 story home and is yelling out that unless they buy him the frilly pink panties that he needs to be his real self he's gonna jump!



Rapist gives his thoughts to an interviewer about how he feels after watching Slutwalk storm through the street: "Not bad, not bad at all. My only complaint is those few tiny pieces of clothing they kept on. Hopefully next year they'll be back even sluttier. But for now I've got to find something to do with this raging boner they've given me"!



Independent reporter who published an article highlighting the fact that the identical twin studies prove the Gay Gene theory false watches all the heads of the Antifa mob who awoke him with their "Anti-gay! Anti-gay! Anti-gay!" chant physically explode after asking them what they have to say about the Islamic nations which throw homosexuals off roofs!



The lights are dimmed, the candels lit, and the Barry White record begins, as the robes are removed, and into the bath slide a beautiful couple, who can't help but talk dirty with each other every time a transvestite is the topic of discussion, who've decided it's time for their realtionship to progress to the next level, and who also happen to be siblings!



After being lectured about how we consume too much garbage and that we have to cut back to only the bare essentials for the sake of the planet, a questioner asks "Are there any tv shows which you consider essential?" and is given the response "Obviously the Tim and Eric Show"!



Con-artist puts into motion her latest scam by handing her Official Anxiety Disorder, caused by hearing co-workers dissagree that sexism is the reason why STEM doesn't employ 50% women, documents to her employer, which she brought from Dr. Doctor for only a fraction of what she's gonna be stealing from work over the next few months on her paid stress leave Xanax bender, and she's got an army ready to jump in and start shouting "Where's your degree!?" if anybody tries to call her out!



Welfare leech can no longer sleep due to being haunted by Eminem's lyrics attacking faggots, that he's been blasting out of his car for the past 2 decades, after voting for a politician who's calling for prison time for those who refuse to be a part of the crossdressers fetish, who bought him with the promise of more welfare money!



Therapist starts giving his sexually abused clients the same healing advice which is given by the BDSM proponents: "I'll tie you up, unzip my fly, and knock you around while you recall your trauma and work through it"!



Psychic realises he can hear the voice of a passer by's immune system asking him "If this pathetic prick won't even fight back against pedophiles taking over the whole world why should I do anything at all?"!



Harvey Weinstein travels back in time before the accusations to identify as an Islamic woman!



Black rioter stops mid way through lobbing a brick through a shop's window to question if maybe acting like a criminal doesn't help eradicate the white supremacist prejudice that blacks are criminals, then decides to do it anyway for the Nikes!



Arts department replaces all their professors with tape recorders that repeat "Any notion of beauty is a system of oppression" all day long!



The excitement on Steve Smith's face when he hears that any male capable of uttering "I'm trans" can now freely stroll straight into Boob Central!



Woke woman cheers and cheers as they give her a tax cut to make up for the gender pay gap, then races towards her front door for a shopping spree, only to have acid thrown straight in her face the moment she opens it by one of the Islamic terrorists they/she let in!



Martin Luther King speaks to us about his dream of living in a world free from kink shamers who say things like "Yo plantation pornography ain't cool man"!



The year is 2030, and everybody except the elites mysteriously grows a beak, and after much talk about how it happened some begin to unravel the mystery as they start to wonder if maybe the pharmaceutical giants, who think it's cool to watch boys grow breasts, and who've had the power to force needles into us every 6 months, are behind it!



Cop pulls his gun on a 12 year old girl who thought she could still get away with calling something retarded after new laws pass that replace all of the patriarchy's fascist old free speech laws with big tech's hate speech policies!



The Not Fake News Network sets the record straight regarding Bruce Jenner's Woman of The Year title: "I'm not sure Caitlyn deserved that title. Is she brave? Yes. Is she stunning? She certainly is. But was she really Woman of The Year?... She surely would have been a top 10 contender, but I don't think she quiet earnt that number 1 spot, and I'm not afraid to say it"!



Lord Jacob Rothschild forces all the lunatics who claim that the banking system doesn't grow anything other than the proportion of the wealth that they hold to slump away defeated by demonstrating that as they make new money out of thin air the crops magically grow more produce!



The show comes to a close with:

Man who changed his name to Mr. True Patriot no longer keeps us waiting as he finally puts down his beer, closes his pornhub tab, puts on his armoured vest, picks up his trusty shotgun, and liberates the world!







This is the shows theme song:



I haven't finalized the intro yet, but it will include Mr. Trololo waving his finger in disappoint, the super moonwalk, and other classic internet phenomena!





*There most certainly will be black face involved!

Hands up.... don't shoot
 

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