An old lady was downtown and it was very busy with traffic and people. She wanted to cross the street but she was so afraid. Little Timmy, being the nice young man that he is, could see that she was totally stressed out. Timmy and his little dog made their way over the the nice, elderly lady and Timmy said are you OK?
She said I so afraid to cross the street on my own, I don't know what to do! Little Timmy, being the generous, kind hearted little boy, and an honor scout, said that he was said he would be honored to help her across the street. The elderly lady was shocked as such kindness and generosity... she was almost speechless. She said she would love for Timmy to help her across the street.
And just as they started to walk she said "by the way...what is the name of your cute and precious little dog?" And Timmy said his name is "Porky" and the old lady said Porky? "Why did you name him Porky?" And little Timmy said "because he likes to fuck pigs!"
She said I so afraid to cross the street on my own, I don't know what to do! Little Timmy, being the generous, kind hearted little boy, and an honor scout, said that he was said he would be honored to help her across the street. The elderly lady was shocked as such kindness and generosity... she was almost speechless. She said she would love for Timmy to help her across the street.
And just as they started to walk she said "by the way...what is the name of your cute and precious little dog?" And Timmy said his name is "Porky" and the old lady said Porky? "Why did you name him Porky?" And little Timmy said "because he likes to fuck pigs!"
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