Wood you?

[TopHook]

Maybe it’s time for him to go noodling

Anyone remember sandydawg? I think that was her name anyway

Them snapping turtle will get'cha.

 

[orng_blud]

This chick claims we met at a show but she had a boyfriend then but I still gave her my number. I was at that show and it does sound like something I would do since idgaf. I kinda remember her but I don't remember her looking like this.
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So - @Rebarcock. - you okay today?
Your profile shows you AWOL for over 24 hours...

 

[Chuck 2020]

I think I found @Rebarcock.

 

[BurntJ]

Maybe they were nice enough to leave his phone by the tub full of ice.

I like the way he thinks….


Cause if the left the phone maybe we could find videos/photos of the trannies rape before the removal of said kidney.

 

[Jtrain80]

Maybe it’s time for him to go noodling

Anyone remember sandydawg? I think that was her name anyway

5kidmom? Yeah I would have plundered it.

 

[AmericanViking]

5kidmom? Yeah I would have plundered it.

I don’t Remember for sure. She and her husband did porn and shared. She was in her 40’s IIRC. Never saw her face but saw everything else.

 

[Jtrain80]

I don’t Remember for sure. She and her husband did porn and shared. She was in her 40’s IIRC. Never saw her face but saw everything else.

Yeah, that was her. Talk about turning back the clock. You realize that was 14 yrs ago?

 

[AmericanViking]

Yeah, that was her. Talk about turning back the clock. You realize that was 14 yrs ago?

Quit making me feel old buttface




Damn. Gonna go get done rogaine.

 

[Edgehollow]

So, did we decide that @Rebarcock. became an involuntary organ donor?

 

[MVTPatriot]

On the plus side, it's likely his business problems aren't his biggest issue anymore.

 

[Joe Kings]

H
E
L
L
O

 

[LVRebel]

Rebar was online last night around 9:00 pm, and this morning at 2:15 am (PST), so he's still alive, just not in this thread

 

[TopHook]

Rebar was online last night around 9:00 pm, and this morning at 2:15 am (PST), so he's still alive, just not in this thread

Good to hear!

 

[MVTPatriot]

Rebar was online last night around 9:00 pm, and this morning at 2:15 am (PST), so he's still alive, just not in this thread

Could also have been his murderer at those hours.

 

[Joe Kings]

This is high tech lynching

 

[Rebarcock.]

Sounds like she is a hooker.
I asked her if she wanted to go out for a fun night. She asked me how I would pay.
That confused me I was like I guess wither cash or my CC. She asked if I could get gift cards. That threw flags everywhere. So I kept digging. She wanted to come over right then for a couple hours. I told her I was a reserve officer in my town. She hung up and blocked my number
Lmao.
Sorry it took so long to get back.
I'm guessing the dude was her protection not a boyfriend.

@Rebarcock. Any top of the morning updates?

 

[Rebarcock.]

Imagine believing this

True story

 

[Joe Kings]

Tale as old as time in a way kind of

 

[Rebarcock.]

Tale as old as time in a way kind of

Agreed. Just odd she waited so long.
I'd guess she used to be a high dollar hooker. I'd bet drugs knocked her around or her pimp just wants more money any amount.

So I went and bought some gift cards
Lol

 

[MVTPatriot]

Sounds like she is a hooker.
I asked her if she wanted to go out for a fun night. She asked me how I would pay.
That confused me I was like I guess wither cash or my CC. She asked if I could get gift cards. That threw flags everywhere. So I kept digging. She wanted to come over right then for a couple hours. I told her I was a reserve officer in my town. She hung up and blocked my number
Lmao.
Sorry it took so long to get back.
I'm guessing the dude was her protection not a boyfriend.

The delayed response was perfect.

We were a whisker away from writing your obit.

Glad your ok(aside from the case of blue balls).

 

[laterallyshaking]

Agreed. Just odd she waited so long.
I'd guess she used to be a high dollar hooker. I'd bet drugs knocked her around or her pimp just wants more money any amount.

So I went and bought some gift cards
Lol

This all sounds so depraved, dude.

Unrelated note, where do you live and where is the best place to get gift cards?

 

[Rebarcock.]

This all sounds so depraved, dude.

Unrelated note, where do you live and where is the best place to get gift cards?

I bridge north of Charleston.
I suppose Walmart or gas station.
I should send chic fila cards but that may get a cartel after me

 

[Rebarcock.]

Great timing w Hunter just getting exposed. I've never even seen crack though. If it ain't green I normally stay away

 

[PleasureMoose]

Sounds like she is a hooker.
I asked her if she wanted to go out for a fun night. She asked me how I would pay.
That confused me I was like I guess wither cash or my CC. She asked if I could get gift cards. That threw flags everywhere. So I kept digging. She wanted to come over right then for a couple hours. I told her I was a reserve officer in my town. She hung up and blocked my number
Lmao.
Sorry it took so long to get back.
I'm guessing the dude was her protection not a boyfriend.

shes not a hooker dude. Its some pajeet across the world.. he'll have you sending him pictures of the back of gift cards for eternity. grow up

 

[PleasureMoose]

So I went and bought some gift cards
Lol

you cant be fucking serious

EDIT: you need help lol

 

[Deleted member 2886]

Rebar was online last night around 9:00 pm, and this morning at 2:15 am (PST), so he's still alive, just not in this thread

How can we know it actually was the real RebarCock. using his account though?

What if he was gagged-tied to a chair "Marcellus Wallace" style while someone checked to see how much we knew??

Spoiler

 

[GarnetPild]

How can we know it actually was the real RebarCock. using his account though?

What if he was gagged-tied to a chair "Marcellus Wallace" style while someone checked to see how much we knew??

Spoiler

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Sort of unrelated, but your Simpsons gif reminded me of this funny old ass South Park Randy clip-

 

[Deleted member 2886]

Sort of unrelated, but your Simpsons gif reminded me of this funny old ass South Park Randy clip-

Damn that was funny AF!

Shot bro!

 

[GarnetPild]

Damn that was funny AF!

Shot bro!

Anything Randy related is usually gold.

 

[Rebarcock.]

you cant be fucking serious

EDIT: you need help lol

A joke

 

[BurntJ]

Sounds like she is a hooker.
I asked her if she wanted to go out for a fun night. She asked me how I would pay.
That confused me I was like I guess wither cash or my CC. She asked if I could get gift cards. That threw flags everywhere. So I kept digging. She wanted to come over right then for a couple hours. I told her I was a reserve officer in my town. She hung up and blocked my number
Lmao.
Sorry it took so long to get back.
I'm guessing the dude was her protection not a boyfriend.

This is exactly how you do it......

Also leaving the board for 24-48 hours added to the fun!! Great job bro!

 

[Oler Ted]

@Rebarcock. You sure have a great talent in finding whores

 

[Rebarcock.]

 

[Rebarcock.]

 

[Rebarcock.]

If their picture isn't in a hotel room they are fake

 

[Chuck 2020]

 

[SmokeHouse423]

Escort alligator the site of choice?

 

[Rebarcock.]

Escort alligator the site of choice?

No matter how much they threaten you don't pay anybody over the phone

 

[Rebarcock.]

No matter how much they threaten you don't pay anybody over the phone

That is where all the drug cartel people started To threaten me but they're all homos

 

[HurricaneBlaze]

If their picture isn't in a hotel room they are fake