Why haven’t you got a bidet yet?

[absoluteUnit]

Nothing like getting the asshole pressure washed and having the confidence the comes with a crystal clear butt hole

 

[SoonerMD09]

Obligatory

 

[absoluteUnit]

Obligatory

 

[shiv]

View attachment 11887

Looks clean to me

 

[GatorOK]

Need a recommendation please. We’d one soonest.

 

[Cazvol]

Nah, I can park my own car.

 

[absoluteUnit]

Need a recommendation please. We’d one soonest.

I’ve had this cheap one for several years now and it still works fine

LUXE Bidet Neo 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Attachment (blue and white) - - Amazon.com

LUXE Bidet Neo 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Attachment (blue and white) - - Amazon.com

www.amazon.com

 

[tiderollsonu]

Didn't use it when I was in Euro only because I was worried about a splash factor and being forced to change my drawers

 

[imprimis]

It will be the next thing Obiden mandates so you can have a clean bunghole when Obiden's Chinese overlords, the WHO and Fauci mandate anal swabbing worldwide.

 

[Dogsker]

Have a bidet and never use it. Having the bathroom remodeled and replacing with all in one - wash, dry, hot, cold - can’t wait

$4400

 

[absoluteUnit]

Have a bidet and never use it. Having the bathroom remodeled and replacing with all in one - wash, dry, hot, cold - can’t wait

$4400

Let me know when you get it installed so I can come over and blast a diarrhea

 

[skramer100]

When we redo master bath I’m getting one. Want my early AM enema.

 

[MrNonSequitur]

I own this one - do yourself a favor and get it:

Brondell Swash Ecoseat Non-Electric Bidet Toilet Seat, Fits Elongated Toilets, White - Dual Nozzle System, Ambient Water Temperature - Bidet with Easy Installation​

 

[SmokeHouse423]

I own this one - do yourself a favor and get it:

Brondell Swash Ecoseat Non-Electric Bidet Toilet Seat, Fits Elongated Toilets, White - Dual Nozzle System, Ambient Water Temperature - Bidet with Easy Installation​

Was that supposed to be a link?

 

[MrNonSequitur]

Was that supposed to be a link?

No. Just copy/paste and click amazon link if you want to buy from them. I was just posting so you could research it to get more info.

 

[squanchy]

Oh man I love having stuff shot up my squanch. Getting it cleaned is something I try to do regularly. Don't want go for a good squanching with a dirty squanch. That's just rude.

 

[grimm515]

I’ve had this cheap one for several years now and it still works fine

LUXE Bidet Neo 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Attachment (blue and white) - - Amazon.com

LUXE Bidet Neo 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Attachment (blue and white) - - Amazon.com

www.amazon.com

Tell me you didn't get the cold water only one.

 

[Astragalus]

My in laws have a bidet in their basement bathroom. One weekend when we were visiting (from SC), I decided to give it a whirl. What I failed to take into account is that they live in WV and this was the middle of winter. When that stream hit me, it felt like being snake bit on my bunghole. My wife heard me yelling all the way upstairs. I believe I’ll stick with paper and Dude Wipes.

 

[absoluteUnit]

Tell me you didn't get the cold water only one.

Real men can handle cold water in their ass hole.

 

[PowerMEGA]

Wet wipes. Portability, plus no required bathroom remodel.

 

[tgsell]

Who the fuck doesn't have a bidet in their house?!?!?! It's 2021...y'all need to grow the fuck up and treat yo buttholes!

 

[BayouCityHorn]

I've tried....it's awkward and kinda makes me feel dirty.

 

[shiv]

 

[hmt5000]

UK had a wr named Badet that was really fast. Unfortunately he transferred to OU because they could actually throw a forward pass more than twice a game.

 

[IrishinOC]

Get a bidet! I never thought I’d be a bidet guy but once you experience a truly clean butthole without a shower. You’ll never go back.

 

[TopHook]

Just need to install it.

 

[LakeMurrayPatriot]

Uncivilized southerners, such as myself, prefer flushable wet wipes.

 

[MalO]

Real men clean their butts like bears by rubbing it up against trees and their neighbor's houses.

 

[TopHook]

Real men clean their butts like bears by rubbing it up against trees and their neighbor's houses.

 

[TopHook]

I tried to install mine and it lifted the toilet seat about a half inch off the bowl. If you sat down on it it would break. So I took it off. Will try again.

 

[Rva]

I tried to install mine and it lifted the toilet seat about a half inch off the bowl. If you sat down on it it would break. So I took it off. Will try again.

Get spacers. Problem solved
Amazon product ASIN B083HKY81T

 

[Hoppo]

I'm holding out for the three seashells.

 

[TopHook]

Wow