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Why haven’t you got a bidet yet?

SoonerMD09

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absoluteUnit

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tiderollsonu

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Didn't use it when I was in Euro only because I was worried about a splash factor and being forced to change my drawers
 

Dogsker

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Have a bidet and never use it. Having the bathroom remodeled and replacing with all in one - wash, dry, hot, cold - can’t wait

$4400

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MrNonSequitur

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I own this one - do yourself a favor and get it:

Brondell Swash Ecoseat Non-Electric Bidet Toilet Seat, Fits Elongated Toilets, White - Dual Nozzle System, Ambient Water Temperature - Bidet with Easy Installation​

 

squanchy

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Oh man I love having stuff shot up my squanch. Getting it cleaned is something I try to do regularly. Don't want go for a good squanching with a dirty squanch. That's just rude.
 

grimm515

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Astragalus

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My in laws have a bidet in their basement bathroom. One weekend when we were visiting (from SC), I decided to give it a whirl. What I failed to take into account is that they live in WV and this was the middle of winter. When that stream hit me, it felt like being snake bit on my bunghole. My wife heard me yelling all the way upstairs. I believe I’ll stick with paper and Dude Wipes.
 

tgsell

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Who the fuck doesn't have a bidet in their house?!?!?! It's 2021...y'all need to grow the fuck up and treat yo buttholes!

TOTO SW2034#01 C100 Electronic Bidet Toilet Cleansing Water, Heated Seat,  Deodorizer, Warm Air Dryer, and PREMIST, Elongated, Cotton White - -  Amazon.com
 

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