Visitor’s Guide to Navigating Huntsville

[Timothy]

Visitor's Guide to navigating Huntsville

1) Go north across the Tennessee River on 231. You will still be in Alabama.

2) The Hobbs Island exit does not take you to Hobbs Island. But that's OK, because there is no good reason to visit Hobbs Island.

3) If you are trying to get to Jones Valley, do not take the Jones Valley exit. Take the Airport exit.

4) The Golf Rd exit will not take you to a golf course. Take the Airport exit.

5) Scratch #4. There is no longer a golf course at the Airport exit.

6) If you are trying to find the airport, do not take the Airport exit. The Huntsville Airport is in Madison.

7) If you are trying to get to the mall, take the Drake exit. If you miss the Drake exit, do not worry: you can also get there by taking the Drake exit.

Enjoy your visit!

 

[shiv]

Brace yourself @Timothy you are about to meet the welcoming committee

 

[catreaper]

Hey @Timothy! Do you have any pictures of your peanus that you can share with the group? So happy to have you here.

 

[BLatta12]

This is good stuff @Timothy .

Sad that our global audience misses all the fun.

 

[ChicagoFats]

Visitor's Guide to navigating Huntsville

1) Go north across the Tennessee River on 231. You will still be in Alabama.

2) The Hobbs Island exit does not take you to Hobbs Island. But that's OK, because there is no good reason to visit Hobbs Island.

3) If you are trying to get to Jones Valley, do not take the Jones Valley exit. Take the Airport exit.

4) The Golf Rd exit will not take you to a golf course. Take the Airport exit.

5) Scratch #4. There is no longer a golf course at the Airport exit.

6) If you are trying to find the airport, do not take the Airport exit. The Huntsville Airport is in Madison.

7) If you are trying to get to the mall, take the Drake exit. If you miss the Drake exit, do not worry: you can also get there by taking the Drake exit.

Enjoy your visit!

Do y'all do any book learnin there in Huntsville? Why is it so confusing?

 

[shiv]

Do y'all do any book learnin there in Huntsville? Why is it so confusing?

I think it’s all trolling. Huntsville has the highest PhD per capita rate in the country

 

[Rva]

Don’t forget to see all the prisons there. That is also where the Texas Death House is.

 

[shiv]

 

[ChicagoFats]

I think it’s all trolling. Huntsville has the highest PhD per capita rate in the country

I hope to come check out your fine city one day. I didn't know that about PhD per capita, assuming related to NASA in some way?

How are the space camps for kids?

 

[quickfeet]

Hey @Timothy! Do you have any pictures of your peanus that you can share with the group? So happy to have you here.

Yeah @Timothy lets see that schlong. We like to keep a catalogue of member meats and we organize them by how impressive they are

 

[shiv]

I hope to come check out your fine city one day. I didn't know that about PhD per capita, assuming related to NASA in some way?

How are the space camps for kids?

I never got familiar with space camp, but Huntsville is filled to the brim with scientist and engineers. Going back to Operation Paperclip and bringing Von Braun and his team here. But we have MDA, Army Missile Command, Army Aviation (choppers), FBI, all kinds of shit. Also one of, if not the most active places of international espionage trying to peel away our missile secrets

This is the labor force that I’m siphoning from to build the backend of our TFSF technology

 

[huffbuffer]

I hope to come check out your fine city one day. I didn't know that about PhD per capita, assuming related to NASA in some way?

How are the space camps for kids?

Would love to have you. Space camp is amazing.

Regards
Huffbuffer

 

[ChicagoFats]

I never got familiar with space camp, but Huntsville is filled to the brim with scientist and engineers. Going back to Operation Paperclip and bringing Von Braun and his team here. But we have MDA, Army Missile Command, Army Aviation (choppers), FBI, all kinds of shit. Also one of, if not the most active places of international espionage trying to peel away our missile secrets

This is the labor force that I’m siphoning from to build the backend of our TFSF technology

Wow, y'all have a broad range of industry, was not aware of that. Interesting on the international espionage

(off to search Operation Paperclip)

 

[ChicagoFats]

Would love to have you. Space camp is amazing.

Regards
Huffbuffer

Go on .... is Camp open with Covid? Is it hard to get into? Best age to go?

 

[huffbuffer]

Go on .... is Camp open with Covid? Is it hard to get into? Best age to go?

I am unsure if Space Camp is open currently. I do know that the Space and Rocket Center as a whole is open. Getting in is a matter of signing up and sending them money. Best age is subjective as they have many programs for every age range. Even adults.

Regards
Huffbuffer

 

[Timothy]

Yeah @Timothy lets see that schlong. We like to keep a catalogue of member meats and we organize them by how impressive they are

Ok so I took a selfie at arm‘s length with no zoom, and I could not get it to fit into the frame. Sorry.

 

[shiv]

Wow, y'all have a broad range of industry, was not aware of that. Interesting on the international espionage

(off to search Operation Paperclip)

Yeah Huntsville was built on the backs of Nazi scientists. And now it’s the largest city in the state and it’s about to fuckin explode.

 

[d-tiger45]

Is that where the tv show about the redneck NASA guy and his friends buil,ding/blowing shit up was based out of?

 

[ChicagoFats]

Huntsville - Voted best place to live in the US 2022-2023. @Croot_Overlord is this true?

The best places to live in the US in 2022-2023: A new city is crowned

The rankings are in, and a Southern city has toppled a Rocky Mountain destination as the best place to live in the U.S. in 2022-2023, according to U.S. News and World Reports.

www.foxbusiness.com

 

[sanction]

Hey @Timothy! Do you have any pictures of your peanus that you can share with the group? So happy to have you here.

Dick pics are so August 2021. Congrats for that but male buttholes is where
it’s at now.

 

[shiv]

Huntsville - Voted best place to live in the US 2022-2023. @Croot_Overlord is this true?

The best places to live in the US in 2022-2023: A new city is crowned

The rankings are in, and a Southern city has toppled a Rocky Mountain destination as the best place to live in the U.S. in 2022-2023, according to U.S. News and World Reports.

www.foxbusiness.com

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Air smells nice here thats for sure. Housing affordability is falling faaaaast