***TV ratings update: Master SOTU Address (04-28) Thread***

[Chris Farley]

“My fellow Americans, we have to show that we aren’t just back, but back to stay, we’re gonna do it by meeting with our allies”
oh you mean the NWO???

“we’ll become an arsenal for vaccines for other countries”

“rejoining Paris climate accord”

**Stuttering begins**

calling out China again, “made absolutely clear that we will defend America’s interest across the board”

im sure president Xi is shaking in his slippers

 

[AgEngDawg]

I’m just wondering how many at this point

He could do a very effective commercial for Depends. I would definitely defer to his judgment on elderly adult diapers.

I would say that this guy probably knows what he is talking about.

 

[Jayhacker]

I could only take 2 minutes of watching those 2 evil bitches behind him. It's a travesty for this country to see that much corruption within 6 feet of each other.

 

[AgEngDawg]

His son was a JAG. That should be noted.

Politicians (AND DAVID FRENCH IS THE WORST OFFENDER!!!) who were JAGs always try to impress you by saying that they served in a war zone.

They are trying to blur the line between a JAG and soldiers who actually faced very real dangers.

Just be honest with the American people. It will be okay.

 

[Chris Farley]

“America is an idea, we are created equal.”

“with regard to Russia. **stuttering stanley** they went against us, and I told them we would respond and we have”

“Putin understands we will respond”

**more stuttering**

“ending war in Afghanistan.” Uh, MY president did that!

“we went to afghan to get terrorist that got us on 9/11” “we delivered justice to bin laden”

ummmmm....no, And no. We went to afghan to secure the heroin trade and bin laden is still alive homie!

“white supremacy is terrorism. We’re not gonna ignore that”

spoke with George floyd’s daughter “she said her daddy changed the world”

“after the conviction of his murderer, we are seeing justice “ WOW

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[BLatta12]

White supremacy, he’s talking about you @absoluteUnit

 

[Chris Farley]

“My fellow Americans, we have to come together to end systemic racism”

pretty sure you are the systemic racist, sleepy Joe!

“let’s get it done by the first anniversary of Floyd’s death”

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“We have a real chance to route out systemic racism that plagues America”

 

[AgEngDawg]

Is George Floyd a religious figure now??

 

[BLatta12]

Who needs to buy a house when Biden will just give you one? He plans to hand out everything else

 

[G8R-H8R]

Who needs to buy a house when Biden will just give you one? He plans to hand out everything else

Just vote Democrat

 

[BLatta12]

Just vote Democrat

lol hard pass

 

[BLatta12]

@Croot_Overlord you in here?

 

[AgEngDawg]

Assault rifles are already banned in the US.

 

[Chris Farley]

“Congress, Send the equality act to protect lgbtq Americans”
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“50 women are shot and killed by an intimate partner every month. Let’s pass it and save some lives”

“gun violence has become an epidemic in America”
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“We beat the NRA in the 90s, in the early 2000s it expired amd we’ve seen bloodshed since”

“banning ghost guns” eyeroll.gif

no fucking criminal is buying an AR kit and building it. I am a gun guy and have a hard time with it! This fucking guy!

“we need to ban assault rifles and high capacity mags”

“there’s no justification for having 100 rds in a weapon”

wtf kind of weapon are you talking about Joe!? A 240B???

 

[BLatta12]

Assault weapons are already illegal in the US.

He’s the best liar in the world.

 

[shiv]

@Croot_Overlord you in here?

I’m in and out. You down to ride to Gardendale for lunch Wednesday next week? Meet a couple people from on here that will be in town? I’ll drive

 

[AgEngDawg]

He’s the best liar in the world.

Yep, he just means guns that look mean. He doesn't mean actually assault rifles that first showed up in late WWII that could switch between single shot rifle mode for long range and fully automatic for clearing trenches.

Those assault rifles are banned in the US already.

 

[shiv]

Also when is the vid coming @BLatta12? I’m about to be AFK. Wife wants some lovin

 

[BLatta12]

How long do we have to keep having Pelosi in power?

 

[Chris Farley]

“Immigration has been essential to America”

“Need to secure protection for dreamers”

“need further protection for immigrants that came from countries that had man made and natural disaster”

“need to protect the sacred right to vote”

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“congress should pass HR1 and send it to my desk right away, the country supports it”

 

[BLatta12]

Also when is the vid coming @BLatta12? I’m about to be AFK. Wife wants some lovin

Let me check on the schedule.

Thinking we should save for a slower night. Softu is hopping.

 

[Chris Farley]

“We have to prove that democracy still works”

 

[America 1st]

It's so disheartening that people actually voted for this.

 

[Chris Farley]

“We the people is the GOVERNMENT”!!!!??????

wtf!!!??

 

[G8R-H8R]

It's so disheartening that people actually voted for this.

New Dem voters arriving daily

 

[Chris Farley]

“Folks, don’t bet against America”

welllllll that’s it! Thank you for allowing me to be your guide tonight. Now I’m gonna go masturbate with my own tears.

 

[BLatta12]

This must be on a 30 second delay. No way he could go this long without completely losing his train of thought.

 

[America 1st]

“We the people is the GOVERNMENT”!!!!??????

wtf!!!??

Maybe the only accurate thing he has said all night.

A corrupt & broken government representing a corrupt & broken society is pretty fucking accurate.

 

[AgEngDawg]

 

[BLatta12]

Headed right back to his old man rocking chair

 

[AgEngDawg]

Well...................at least he did not wear a mask while doing the address.

 

[Chris Farley]

His son was a JAG. That should be noted.

Politicians (AND DAVID FRENCH IS THE WORST OFFENDER!!!) who were JAGs always try to impress you by saying that they served in a war zone.

They are trying to blur the line between a JAG and soldiers who actually faced very real dangers.

Just be honest with the American people. It will be okay.

Yeah I cringed at this too....

 

[s-ou-thern]

Do you think he has taken a dump in his pants yet?

 

[BLatta12]

Also when is the vid coming @BLatta12? I’m about to be AFK. Wife wants some lovin

All I can think is Lionel Richie “All night long“

 

[GarnetPild]

 

[GarnetPild]

 

[WARfn3AGLE]

This happened tonight?!? Was it as illegitimate as his presidency? Dead ass, I don’t pay attention or give a fuck when he speaks. Damn, how my fucks have dwindled with this “President.”

 

[Chris Farley]

This happened tonight?!? Was it as illegitimate as his presidency? Dead ass, I don’t pay attention or give a fuck when he speaks. Damn, how my fucks have dwindled with this “President.”

Yeah bro, like just happened, now get in the other thread where we still chatting !

 

[America 1st]

 

[America 1st]