***TV ratings update: Master SOTU Address (04-28) Thread***

[America 1st]

Editing OP to provide Crootn Live stream:

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[Cre8ive]

Anyone on this forum that watches that feckless bastard will turn into a pillar of salt. No shit! God told me so.

 

[skramer100]

How are they gonna fabricate the ratings? In theory this should be the most watched television event ever. I’ll probably watch reruns on tbs.

 

[Ddub]

Who's responsible for mopping the drool off his chin tonight?

 

[Chris Farley]

We’ve gotta have someone take one for the team...or @Croot_Overlord we could just stream it?

 

[shiv]

We’ve gotta have someone take one for the team...or @Croot_Overlord we could just stream it?

Ask and you shall receive

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[Chris Farley]

“First president to say madam Vice President”

 

[Chris Farley]

“Worst attack on democracy since the civil war”

 

[Chris Farley]

“220 mil COVID shots in 100 days”

that can’t be right!? Right!?

 

[Chris Farley]

“Go get vaccinated America”

you can fuck right off with that shit!

 

[America 1st]

“Worst attack on democracy since the civil war”

I hope he was dumb enough to actually say this shit. Would take 75M to 77M votes in about 3 seconds.

Keep me posted cuz I'm drinking wine with the wife tonight and enjoying my life as opposed to listening to Puddin.

 

[Chris Farley]

“Every shot is giving a dose of hope”

 

[Chris Farley]

“Sent 160 mil checks out”

haven’t gotten mine ya faggot

 

[America 1st]

Just a lil supplement for those smart enough not to tune in.

 

[Chris Farley]

Buncha nonsense about the American rescue act

btw...wtf is that anyways?

 

[Chris Farley]

God his voice makes me wanna do a flip off a bridge

 

[America 1st]

Buncha nonsense about the American rescue act

Most Americans don't even know which swamp bill this is.

This whole bullshit ceremony is an exercise in hubris.

 

[Chris Farley]

Blabbing on and on about America’s progress over the last 100 years....like he did it.
Blabbing on and on about “American jobs plan” like we didn’t already have something like that in place.

“jobs.....jobs.....jobs”
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[America 1st]

Blabbing on and on about America’s progress over the last 100 years....like he did it.

We have less factories now than 100 years ago IYAM.

Mark me down in the "going backwards" camp.

 

[shiv]

God his voice makes me wanna do a flip off a bridge

@Fish in a Barrel

 

[Chris Farley]

“There’s no reason blades of turbines can’t be turning in Pittsburgh instead of Beijing”

like he is anti-china

fuck you Joe, everybody knows you’re in their back pocket!

 

[Chris Farley]

“Buy American” REALLLYYYYY!!!?????

this stream needs to go in the cringe thread!

 

[America 1st]

“Buy American” REALLLYYYYY!!!?????

this stream needs to go in the cringe thread!

Wonder how long we will have to wait for the calls about his xenophobia...

 

[Chris Farley]

“Middle class built this country, and unions built the middle class”

“let’s raise the minimum wage to $15”
Fuck yeah! Socialism!!

“we’ll see more tech change in the next 10 years than we have in the last 50”

“We have to develop and dominate the tech of the future”

Talking about DARPA....yeah it’s enhanced our security...and being spied on by our own country!

 

[Chris Farley]

“Let’s end cancer as we know it. It’s within our power to do it.”

 

[America 1st]

“Let’s end cancer as we know it. It’s within our power to do it.”

The corporations that bought him won't allow that.

 

[America 1st]

This country REALLY needs some Donald J. Trump right about now.

 

[G8R-H8R]

I refuse to watch a bunch of lies. Every spending bill is a grift - they will rob us blind. Never forget it all started with a corrupt election.

 

[s-ou-thern]

“Buy American” REALLLYYYYY!!!?????

this stream needs to go in the cringe thread!

I think he means “buy Americans”. As in bribes for pols attending this fiasco.

 

[Chris Farley]

“American families plan”

1. “good education, providing free education, invest in historical black colleges, bc they don’t have the funds...Jill will be involved in leading this effort”

2. “affordable child care.” Spent 2 seconds on it

3. “adding paid medical leave” spent 2 seconds on it

4. “Tax credits for each child over 6”

 

[America 1st]

I refuse to watch a bunch of lies. Every spending bill is a grift - they will rob us blind. Never forget it all started with a corrupt election a corrupt Congress that certified ANOTHER corrupt election.

FIFY IYAM.

 

[Chris Farley]

“Lower deductibles and Rx costs in the ACA”

“healthcare should be a right, not a privilege in America”

 

[America 1st]

“American families plan”

1. “good education, providing free education, invest in historical black colleges, bc they don’t have the funds...Jill will be involved in leading this effort”

2. “affordable child care.” Spent 2 seconds on it

3. “adding paid medical leave” spent 2 seconds on it

4. “Tax credits for each child over 6”

Are we talking about having the government further subsidizing having children?

I should be drinking bleach instead of wine if so.

 

[America 1st]

“Lower deductibles and Rx costs in the ACA”

“healthcare should be a right, not a privilege in America”

But only for those in on marketplace plans?

 

[shiv]

 

[Chris Farley]

“How do we pay for all this?”

“Pay your fair share of taxes” eyeroll.gif

“reforming corporate taxes”

“reward work, not wealth, taking taxes up to 39.6% for Americans who make over 400k/yr. (same as when W was president)”

“not looking to punish anybody, but won’t add another tax bracket to middle class” yeah right.

“big tax cut in 2017 was supposed to pay for itself, instead it added 2 trillion to the deficit, poured billions into pockets of CEOs”

“time to grow economy from the bottom and the middle out”

how do you propose to do this Joe?

 

[s-ou-thern]

“Lower deductibles and Rx costs in the ACA”

“healthcare should be a right, not a privilege in America”

I was unaware so many doctors want to work for free. Surprised at all of the volunteer construction workers that build hospitals too.

 

[AgEngDawg]

Do you think he has taken a dump in his pants yet?

 

[G8R-H8R]

I was unaware so many doctors want to work for free. Surprised at all of the volunteer construction workers that build hospitals too.

Teachers gonna work volunteer too

 

[shiv]

Do you think he has taken a dump in his pants yet?

I’m just wondering how many at this point