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Queen Elizabeth pooped when she died!
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absoluteUnit
Check out the size of this lad
Have not been able to confirm this yet
weaponoffreedom
Elite
For those who have not been around dead people........................when you die you will shit yourself too.
Not all dead people shit themselves.
Probably just the ones that had to shit right before they die
Musta been a hell of a turd to take out that old hag.
Thats what I was thinking too.
If you just took a dump an hour before you die, i doubt you would shit yourself again.
I just noticed the golden poop
The King > the queen
weaponoffreedom
Elite
Obviously, but you still leak is my point. When you die, your muscles relax and release whatever, sorry.
Do you think someone kept it?
My brother is a retired funeral director and embalmer. He said they always packed the asses of people they prepared for burial. They didn't want any unexpected odors being released at the funeral.
weaponoffreedom
Elite
correct, thanks for the backup
Rube Reaper
Elite
This thread is in such poor taste.
Shut your mouth you shit stain.
You laughed. Don’t lie.
Rube Reaper
Elite
Actually I was shaking with rage.
I wonder if you eat raisin bran before you die it is a no wipe still? @Croot_Overlord I need a ruling. I've never contemplated this one all knowing King
Nothing against your brother, but not everyone shits when they die.
Landjeff
Poster
Always need to shit, but rarely do
weaponoffreedom
Elite
this whole thing is ridiculous.................
but to rephrase.......if in your bowel and bladder you have enough as such that a relaxation of the muscles when you die, will allow said stuff to come out, then you will evacuate said stuff when you die. I assume that one who have to be in a position that would allow this to be done by gravity, but I have never seem a dead body hanging upside down.
I have seen this countless times. If there is an oriface that stuff can come out, it will come out in said oriface.
but to rephrase.......if in your bowel and bladder you have enough as such that a relaxation of the muscles when you die, will allow said stuff to come out, then you will evacuate said stuff when you die. I assume that one who have to be in a position that would allow this to be done by gravity, but I have never seem a dead body hanging upside down.
I have seen this countless times. If there is an oriface that stuff can come out, it will come out in said oriface.
weaponoffreedom
Elite
boy............ the dumb shit we argue about
Sometimes it’s better to argue over the Royal Cleveland Steamer than if Donald Trump is a good or bad guy.
The leaking can result in piss or saliva bro
Embalmers don't get the bodies immediately after dying. It's later when the bacteria inside have really gotten going and the gas buildup forces stuff to go somewhere. Packing the ass prevents that avenue of escape before and after the trocar has removed most of the abdominal contents.
That doesn’t change the fact that not everyone shits when they die. Leaking can come from any hole, not just the ass.
I’m no embalmer, but this is a fact brosive
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All I know is I've seen several bodies embalmed and all had their asses packed precisely to prevent unpleasant surprises.
Nowadays some people likely request buttplugs rather than wads of packing. Thrills for eternity.
Out at buttplugs
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