Queen Elizabeth pooped when she died!

[Sparty1045]

 

[absoluteUnit]

Have not been able to confirm this yet

 

[weaponoffreedom]

For those who have not been around dead people........................when you die you will shit yourself too.

 

[Sparty1045]

For those who have not been around dead people........................when you die you will shit yourself too.

Not all dead people shit themselves.

 

[quickfeet]

Not all dead people shit themselves.

Probably just the ones that had to shit right before they die

 

[ChingChongDingDong]

Musta been a hell of a turd to take out that old hag.

 

[ChicagoFats]

Probably just the ones that had to shit right before they die

Thats what I was thinking too.

If you just took a dump an hour before you die, i doubt you would shit yourself again.

 

[quickfeet]

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I just noticed the golden poop

 

[quickfeet]

Thats what I was thinking too.

If you just took a dump an hour before you die, i doubt you would shit yourself again.

Elvis saved him self the embarrassment

He took a shit and then died

 

[shiv]

Elvis saved him self the embarrassment

He took a shit and then died

The King > the queen

 

[weaponoffreedom]

Thats what I was thinking too.

If you just took a dump an hour before you die, i doubt you would shit yourself again.

Obviously, but you still leak is my point. When you die, your muscles relax and release whatever, sorry.

 

[ChingChongDingDong]

Do you think someone kept it?

 

[shiv]

Do you think someone kept it?

 

[imprimis]

Obviously, but you still leak is my point. When you die, your muscles relax and release whatever, sorry.

My brother is a retired funeral director and embalmer. He said they always packed the asses of people they prepared for burial. They didn't want any unexpected odors being released at the funeral.

 

[weaponoffreedom]

My brother is a retired funeral director and embalmer. He said they always packed the asses of people they prepared for burial. They didn't want any unexpected odors being released at the funeral.

correct, thanks for the backup

 

[Rube Reaper]

This thread is in such poor taste.

 

[ChingChongDingDong]

This thread is in such poor taste.

Shut your mouth you shit stain.

 

[ETNVol]

 

[Sparty1045]

This thread is in such poor taste.

You laughed. Don’t lie.

 

[Rube Reaper]

You laughed. Don’t lie.

Actually I was shaking with rage.

 

[Rebarcock.]

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I wonder if you eat raisin bran before you die it is a no wipe still? @Croot_Overlord I need a ruling. I've never contemplated this one all knowing King

 

[quickfeet]

Hell of a debate boys

 

[Sparty1045]

My brother is a retired funeral director and embalmer. He said they always packed the asses of people they prepared for burial. They didn't want any unexpected odors being released at the funeral.

Nothing against your brother, but not everyone shits when they die.

 

[Landjeff]

Nothing against your brother, but not everyone shits when they die.

Always need to shit, but rarely do

 

[weaponoffreedom]

this whole thing is ridiculous.................

but to rephrase.......if in your bowel and bladder you have enough as such that a relaxation of the muscles when you die, will allow said stuff to come out, then you will evacuate said stuff when you die. I assume that one who have to be in a position that would allow this to be done by gravity, but I have never seem a dead body hanging upside down.

I have seen this countless times. If there is an oriface that stuff can come out, it will come out in said oriface.

 

[weaponoffreedom]

boy............ the dumb shit we argue about

 

[ChingChongDingDong]

boy............ the dumb shit we argue about

Sometimes it’s better to argue over the Royal Cleveland Steamer than if Donald Trump is a good or bad guy.

 

[Sparty1045]

this whole thing is ridiculous.................

but to rephrase.......if in your bowel and bladder you have enough as such that a relaxation of the muscles when you die, will allow said stuff to come out, then you will evacuate said stuff when you die. I assume that one who have to be in a position that would allow this to be done by gravity, but I have never seem a dead body hanging upside down.

I have seen this countless times. If there is an oriface that stuff can come out, it will come out in said oriface.

The leaking can result in piss or saliva bro

 

[imprimis]

Nothing against your brother, but not everyone shits when they die.

Embalmers don't get the bodies immediately after dying. It's later when the bacteria inside have really gotten going and the gas buildup forces stuff to go somewhere. Packing the ass prevents that avenue of escape before and after the trocar has removed most of the abdominal contents.

 

[Sparty1045]

Embalmers don't get the bodies immediately after dying. It's later when the bacteria inside have really gotten going and the gas buildup forces stuff to go somewhere. Packing the ass prevents that avenue of escape before and after the trocar has removed most of the abdominal contents.

That doesn’t change the fact that not everyone shits when they die. Leaking can come from any hole, not just the ass.

I’m no embalmer, but this is a fact brosive

 

[Hoppo]

Huge if true.

 

[imprimis]

That doesn’t change the fact that not everyone shits when they die. Leaking can come from any hole, not just the ass.

I’m no embalmer, but this is a fact brosive

All I know is I've seen several bodies embalmed and all had their asses packed precisely to prevent unpleasant surprises.

Nowadays some people likely request buttplugs rather than wads of packing. Thrills for eternity.

 

[Sparty1045]

All I know is I've seen several bodies embalmed and all had their asses packed precisely to prevent unpleasant surprises.

Nowadays some people likely request buttplugs rather than wads of packing. Thrills for eternity.

Out at buttplugs