Blonde from ohio is best I can do.
Meet a girl at a tail gate when Carolina played Iowa in Tampa. The most girl next door bombshell I've ever seen.
AND? !!!!!
I guess she went back to iowa.
WTF?
You’d think your hick ESSO ass would have taught her wellAnd turned it in to Customer service. She told me this, I called her a fucking idiot.
Now the minimum wage worker at Publix has a free hundo and the wife is mad and questioning my morals
Ahhhh marriage
But did she get that whore paw, or not?And turned it in to Customer service. She told me this, I called her a fucking idiot.
Now the minimum wage worker at Publix has a free hundo and the wife is mad and questioning my morals
Ahhhh marriage
So…..I have an issue with carrying cash in my front pockets with keys and change, etc. Well, inevitably I am constantly dropping and losing money (everywhere). My wife is always bitching about it. Well 6-8 months ago….I was shopping in Publix and dropped $160. I didn’t realize till I went to check out. So I put every in the car (checked it) and called the wife to see if maybe I dropped it at house or on driveway….Nope. She suggests going to customer service as someone probably turned it. I of course roll my eyes and keep checking between seats of car again…..well I was about to leave and said fuck it I’ll go ask……Well I’ll be damned if some nice lady didn’t turn in the cash. The publix associate was very nice BUT totally shocked and apparently very appalled when I responded…..I can’t believe she didn’t just pocket the $160 and call it a win.And turned it in to Customer service. She told me this, I called her a fucking idiot.
Now the minimum wage worker at Publix has a free hundo and the wife is mad and questioning my morals
Ahhhh marriage
DO NOT TAKE THIS ADVICE! TRUST ME! Better to only have 1 pissed at you and know yore a dickhead.
There's a new fangled invention that might help with the age-old problem you are experiencing.So…..I have an issue with carrying cash in my front pockets with keys and change, etc. Well, inevitably I am constantly dropping and losing money (everywhere). My wife is always bitching about it. Well 6-8 months ago….I was shopping in Publix and dropped $160. I didn’t realize till I went to check out. So I put every in the car (checked it) and called the wife to see if maybe I dropped it at house or on driveway….Nope. She suggests going to customer service as someone probably turned it. I of course roll my eyes and keep checking between seats of car again…..well I was about to leave and said fuck it I’ll go ask……Well I’ll be damned if some nice lady didn’t turn in the cash. The publix associate was very nice BUT totally shocked and apparently very appalled when I responded…..I can’t believe she didn’t just pocket the $160 and call it a win.
I managed to piss off the wife and the Publix people who BOTH now know I’m a dickhead.
And NO I haven’t stopped carrying cash and losing it…..SAD!
Unfortunately, I'm still to young for a money clip........I feel like i'm close to maxing out on money lost and once I hit the max.....I will never lose any again. (of course I also believe im close to maxing out on paying speeding tickets and there will come a point that cop pulls me over, looks me up and says....sir you have already paid yore max....so...HAVE A GREAT DAY. But that one hasn't happened yet either....
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What he said. You should be proud of her. She was obviously raised right.
do you want to see a picture to see if she is blonde lol because that is what some people say that blondes are stupid but im not really saying thats the case i dont think the empirical efidence exists to show that t hey are dumb but i think its kind of funny when yous ee those blonde jokes so maybe thats what youre saying here if it is thats pretty funny i like it
I'm pretty sure he just wants to check out the tits
You should be proud of her.And turned it in to Customer service. She told me this, I called her a fucking idiot.
Now the minimum wage worker at Publix has a free hundo and the wife is mad and questioning my morals
Ahhhh marriage
Sure she found it OP. It was hanging out of my zipper. Tell her I have moar.And turned it in to Customer service. She told me this, I called her a fucking idiot.
Now the minimum wage worker at Publix has a free hundo and the wife is mad and questioning my morals
Ahhhh marriage
oh lol yeah that make sesne too i like that tits are great
