Mayo bowl!

[TopHook]

Let's get it started with some smack.


Let see who all the faggots are.

 

[22*43*51]

Never had Duke's.

Is it a Southern thing?

 

[TJHall1]

Never had Duke's.

Is it a Southern thing?

Ya, it is. Ive been wanting to try it.
They swear by it.

 

[TopHook]

Ya, it is. Ive been wanting to try it.
They swear by it.

Never had Duke's.

Is it a Southern thing?

I actually liked yall before these 2 post.

 

[TJHall1]

I actually liked yall before these 2 post.

We cant help where we're from. Ship me some of that white gold.

 

[TopHook]

We cant help where we're from. Ship me some of that white gold.

Let me get them deets.

 

[TJHall1]

Let me get them deets.

I'll ship you some grade A made from corn ethanol to sip on.

 

[AmericanViking]

Thought this was gonna be a game between two all white football teams.

Am disappoint.

 

[TopHook]

I'll ship you some grade A made from corn ethanol to sip on.

You got some tomatoes lettuce and bacon on your person. I can have it to you in 2 hours. From what Amazon says.

 

[TJHall1]

You got some tomatoes lettuce and bacon on your person. I can have it to you in 2 hours. From what Amazon says.

Im going to the store shortly for supper, so i will.

 

[TopHook]

Im going to the store shortly for supper, so i will.

Where you from they don't have Duke's?

 

[TJHall1]

Where you from they don't have Duke's?

Iowa. I see the guys i watch on youtube use it, which is Mississippi and texas, so I've wanted to try it.

 

[TopHook]

Iowa. I see the guys i watch on youtube use it, which is Mississippi and texas, so I've wanted to try it.

What do the guys from miss and tehas do for you?

 

[TJHall1]

What do the guys from miss and tehas do for you?

Its just 2 guys i watch for cooking/grilling/ smoking ideas and learning new stuff. This is one of the guys, you know he's a good cook.

 

[TopHook]

Its just 2 guys i watch for cooking/grilling/ smoking ideas and learning new stuff. This is one of the guys, you know he's a good cook.

Yeah he's a Duke mayo guy.

 

[22*43*51]

You send me some Duke’s, I’ll send you some Dorthy Lynch.

 

[TopHook]

You send me some Duke’s, I’ll send you some Dorthy Lynch.

Oh here we go. What is Dorthy lynch? I'm down tho.

 

[22*43*51]

Oh here we go. What is Dorthy lynch? I'm down tho.

For lack of a better term, it is a salad dressing. But everyone uses it on everything. It’s pretty amazeballs. Even though it’s from Nebraska.

 

[TJHall1]

For lack of a better term, it is a salad dressing. But everyone uses it on everything. It’s pretty amazeballs. Even though it’s from Nebraska.

I've never heard of that.

 

[Pillow Pants]

It is useless and redundant to say Duke's Mayo. Duke's is mayo, and mayo is Duke's. The sooner you accept this truth, the better everything will be.

 

[TopHook]

It is useless and redundant to say Duke's Mayo. Duke's is mayo, and mayo is Duke's. The sooner you accept this truth, the better everything will be.

 

[TriggerHappyJack]

My Grandfather ate Dukes on practically everything, and smoked three packs of Vantage a day.
Lived 63 good years!

 

[TJHall1]

My Grandfather ate Dukes on practically everything, and smoked three packs of Vantage a day.
Lived 63 good years!

Holy shit 3 packs!!!

 

[TopHook]

Holy shit 3 packs!!!

you don't even need the lettuces or bacon.

 

[TJHall1]

I

I want to know what secret thing that old hag did to make that stuff so glorious.

 

[TJHall1]

Also, that looks like its basically a mayonnaise sandwich with a little of something else in it.

 

[TopHook]

Also, that looks like its basically a mayonnaise sandwich with a little of something else in it.

Tomatoe

I

I want to know what secret thing that old hag did to make that stuff so glorious.

Vinegar.

 

[Pillow Pants]

Also, that looks like its basically a mayonnaise sandwich with a little of something else in it.

That is white bread, a ripe tomato, mayonnaise, and likely salt and pepper on the tomato. It is heavenly when done correctly.

 

[Tuna Hawg]

I’m a Blue Plate man

 

[TopHook]

That is white bread, a ripe tomato, mayonnaise, and likely salt and pepper on the tomato. It is heavenly when done correctly.

You from Carolina, ain't ya.

 

[Pillow Pants]

You from Carolina, ain't ya.

Lexington, SC

 

[TopHook]

Lexington, SC

 

[TJHall1]

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You guys down in tobacco country just eating straight mayo sandwiches.

 

[Pillow Pants]

You guys down in tobacco country just eating straight mayo sandwiches.

It's actually what they put in the IV if you have to go to the hospital.

 

[Nape]

I almost shit my pants when, about 5 years ago, I noticed our local Mariano’s carried Duke’s. It was a magical day as there is literally nothing that compares. Good Italian white bread, a full slab of Cherokee Purple, S&P, and more Duke’s than anyone should ever be able to get on a piece of bread. If I died when I ate that first one my life would have been complete. Never thought I’d ever see it in Chicagoland.

 

[ttyh]

I’m a Blue Plate man

Just scrolling through this thread amazed there are people out there who don’t Blue Plate. Thank you for saving this thread.

 

[PleasureMoose]

 

[TopHook]

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"Real"

 

[PleasureMoose]

"Real"

I use it to dip my chicken nuggets in

 

[tiderollsonu]

Hellmans is where it's at, also miracle whip is salad dressing not mayo