Leave a recipe, take a recipe. *Thanksgiving Edition*

[Shaun52]

Looking for a new Turkey rub in the smoker.

Here’s my brine recipe I’ve used for years. Very simple and cheap.

Soak for 24 hours in a 5 gallon bucket.

 

[LafesterMacintosh]

You’re not going to post any images of your faggot self in this thread?

 

[TopHook]

@Rebarcock.

 

[Edgehollow]

I do a 50/50 of hot sauce and Italian dressing, with a stick of butter tossed in, as an injection. I cook it on the stove, strain off the mixture, and inject it into the bird. I use some of the mixture and the strained bits as a rub, and cook it in my oilless fryer until done.

Have a nephew that HATES turkey that bitches if I don't make this. Never had anyone that didn't like it.

 

[LafesterMacintosh]

 

[LafesterMacintosh]

 

[Rebarcock.]

I do a 50/50 of hot sauce and Italian dressing, with a stick of butter tossed in, as an injection. I cook it on the stove, strain off the mixture, and inject it into the bird. I use some of the mixture and the strained bits as a rub, and cook it in my oilless fryer until done.

Have a nephew that HATES turkey that bitches if I don't make this. Never had anyone that didn't like it.

I'd pay to watch you toss butter.

When I was 3 we had most of our family over for Thanksgiving. Probably 30+ people. I wouldn't eat the green beans. My mom forced them down me. She told me to drink some milk. I did. Then I shot green bean milk puke across everything. Everyone laughed. Ate it anyway.


Buy a "the Big Easy" oilless fryer. I got my 1st at Lowes 15 yrs ago. Better than peanut oll fried bird. I get a 15lb. Shoot it up w tony catheters creole butter. Takes 1-1.5 hrs depending on wind. Best turkey any of yall will ever have. Use Tony's Cajun spice to coat the outside. It tastes good and isn't spicy unless you're British

 

[Edgehollow]

I'd pay to watch you toss butter.

When I was 3 we had most of our family over for Thanksgiving. Probably 30+ people. I wouldn't eat the green beans. My mom forced them down me. She told me to drink some milk. I did. Then I shot green bean milk puke across everything. Everyone laughed. Ate it anyway.


Buy a "the Big Easy" oilless fryer. I got my 1st at Lowes 15 yrs ago. Better than peanut oll fried bird. I get a 15lb. Shoot it up w tony catheters creole butter. Takes 1-1.5 hrs depending on wind. Best turkey any of yall will ever have. Use Tony's Cajun spice to coat the outside. It tastes good and isn't spicy unless you're British

LOVE my oilless fryer. I treat it like shit and only use it once a year, but it's reliable as all get out. Except the year it got water in the regulator and wouldn't light. But just swapped out the regulator and back in business. I've probably had this think for 10+ years.

 

[madman71]

Smoker or GTFO.

 

[TheNJNole]

Indirect heat @300. Apple wood w Jealous Devil

Injected Apple cider

Remove skin.
Killer Hog seasoning and heavy pepper to cover
Glazed with honey, brown sugar, orange and apple juice

Pull @160 and rest for 20

 

[LafesterMacintosh]

 

[Shaun52]

Smoker or GTFO.

No shit. Add a rub, brine, injection recipe or GTFOH

 

[LafesterMacintosh]

I'd pay to watch you toss butter.

When I was 3 we had most of our family over for Thanksgiving. Probably 30+ people. I wouldn't eat the green beans. My mom forced them down me. She told me to drink some milk. I did. Then I shot green bean milk puke across everything. Everyone laughed. Ate it anyway.


Buy a "the Big Easy" oilless fryer. I got my 1st at Lowes 15 yrs ago. Better than peanut oll fried bird. I get a 15lb. Shoot it up w tony catheters creole butter. Takes 1-1.5 hrs depending on wind. Best turkey any of yall will ever have. Use Tony's Cajun spice to coat the outside. It tastes good and isn't spicy unless you're British

I just bought one of these things.

 

[Rebarcock.]

I just bought one of these things.

I just bought gabapentin

 

[TFSF]

 

[LafesterMacintosh]

I just bought gabapentin

I don’t know what that is, but I’m looking forward to wings in this fryer.

 

[Shaun52]

WTF no link for the moonshine?

 

[Jake Broe Stan]

I just bought gabapentin

This explains a lot.

 

[Rebarcock.]

I don’t know what that is, but I’m looking forward to wings in this fryer.

I bought 6lb fresh wings at Harry Peter for7.50 cash plus tax

 

[Rebarcock.]

This explains a lot.

Why? I just took it. My sister said becareful. I trust my sister so the might be sparily. I can compartmentalize pain. But not emotions.

 

[LafesterMacintosh]

I bought 6lb fresh wings at Harry Peter for7.50 cash plus tax

I just bought wing racks so I can hang them in this fryer and do 50-60 wings at a time.

 

[Rebarcock.]

This explains a lot.

Cut arm nerve pain. I don't want to take it at most at night if it where I want to break other shut to make it hurt worse. Im a great healer