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Gator eats golden retriever in @Croot_Overlord’s neighborhood

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They keep trying to get the city to relocate it or kill it, but all the city has done is put up a bunch of signs warning that alligators are aroind
If there are signs for gators and you still feel the need to stroll yourself or your animals near bodies of water then you deserve to be eaten.

More gators I say. Clean the tards out of this country.

Rest in pieces dog and people eaten by gatas.

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How the hell do you all not have rednecks that can get rid of this thing? It's the 3 S's. Shoot, shovel and shut the fuck up.

We had few bear sightings here a few years ago. People were freaking out. Nobody has seen a bear in 2.5 years.
 
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Their natural habitat ends around North Carolina / Virginia. Huntsville appears to be outside of their natural area too.

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Relocate it to the Rio Grande River around Laredo or Eagle Pass.

The graph needs updating. There are gators in and around Dallas and have been for years. Played a golf course 30 miles outside Dallas 15 years ago and you could see the gators lounging in the ponds near the warning signs.
 
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Relocate it to the Rio Grande River around Laredo or Eagle Pass.

The graph needs updating. There are gators in and around Dallas and have been for years. Played a golf course 30 miles outside Dallas 15 years ago and you could see the gators lounging in the ponds near the warning signs.
Ya, gators have been in northern Alabama for 30+ years. This isn’t something new.
 

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Huntsville seems way too far north for a gator to be there naturally. But if its 9 feet that implies that its been there a long time. Someone breeding gators up there?
It’s definitely a new thing in Huntsville. Never would have imagined a Gator here, but a couple have started to pop up in the last few years. Proof that global warming is real

These gators live right next to Redstone arsenal and there used to be a chemical plant out there called Thycol. They made rocket propellant.

Now everything that lives in that area gets huge. There are monster sized crawdads and earthworms. Giant biting flies. Gotta be all the nitrogen soaked into the ground causing these things to mutate

Give it a few years and we will have gigantic gators
 
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