• Pat Flood (@rebarcock) passed away 9/21/25. Pat played a huge role in encouraging the devolopmemt of this site and donated the very first dollar to get it started. Check the thread at the top of the board for the obituary and please feel free to pay your respects there. I am going to get all the content from that thread over to his family so they can see how many people really cared for Pat outside of what they ever knew. Pat loved to tell stories and always wanted everyone else to tell stories. I think a great way we can honor Pat is to tell a story in his thread (also pinned at the top of the board).

Grover V. Mr. Johnson

Grover, I have a personal message for you in regards to a certain customer you keep serving. Remember the golden rule (like Tasha and Austin from The Swamp Creature): "THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT."

Its your bumbling that costs Mr. Johnson (the blue balled man with a brown moustache and pink nose) EVERYTHING when you man the service stand!

Why do I say it's your fault?

The top three you flunk at:

3: the Movie Concession. Mr. Johnson clearly asks for the big popcorn as that's as much as he can eat. Yet you claim he can get more for his money with the bigger size popcorn? It sounds like you are trying to swindle cash!

2: Planet Storybook. Mr. Johnson clearly requested for a large slice of pepperoni pizza with extra cheese. Yet you deliberately rejected his order EVERY SINGLE TIME!

1: Outrageous Makeover: Home Addition. What makes this the most guilty is HE NEVER EVEN REQUESTED OR WISHED FOR THIS ONE! Yet you continued to execute this along with the previous two AGAINST HIS WILL!
 
Grover, I have a personal message for you in regards to a certain customer you keep serving. Remember the golden rule (like Tasha and Austin from The Swamp Creature): "THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT."

Its your bumbling that costs Mr. Johnson (the blue balled man with a brown moustache and pink nose) EVERYTHING when you man the service stand!

Why do I say it's your fault?

The top three you flunk at:

3: the Movie Concession. Mr. Johnson clearly asks for the big popcorn as that's as much as he can eat. Yet you claim he can get more for his money with the bigger size popcorn? It sounds like you are trying to swindle cash!

2: Planet Storybook. Mr. Johnson clearly requested for a large slice of pepperoni pizza with extra cheese. Yet you deliberately rejected his order EVERY SINGLE TIME!

1: Outrageous Makeover: Home Addition. What makes this the most guilty is HE NEVER EVEN REQUESTED OR WISHED FOR THIS ONE! Yet you continued to execute this along with the previous two AGAINST HIS WILL!
The customer is always right about their own taste. Is the whole quote.
 
Do you think Grover is a shower or a grower? I’m thinking grower. It’s hard to imagine him with a big softy dangling down
 
Do you think Grover is a shower or a grower? I’m thinking grower. It’s hard to imagine him with a big softy dangling down
How r u even more ghey than me?

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