• Pat Flood (@rebarcock) passed away 9/21/25. Pat played a huge role in encouraging the devolopmemt of this site and donated the very first dollar to get it started. Check the thread at the top of the board for the obituary and please feel free to pay your respects there. I am going to get all the content from that thread over to his family so they can see how many people really cared for Pat outside of what they ever knew. Pat loved to tell stories and always wanted everyone else to tell stories. I think a great way we can honor Pat is to tell a story in his thread (also pinned at the top of the board).

Indirect Satire



Quote: "For the past two and a half years, Kateryna Bairachna has wanted to meet someone special. But war always gets in the way"



Well, honey, there were almost certainly once men throughout the land who wouldn't have been averse to giving you a whirl. Alas, being compelled to go toe to toe with The Russian Army(In a fight Ukraine is almost certainly going to lose), then getting their skulls blasted open with tank shells while doing so, has made it impossible for these fellas to oblige you

Girl is wise to exploit the fact that she's exempt from the draft, by leaving Ukraine, and relocating one of the million+ nations that aren't in the midst of being invaded by a bloodthirsty abomination like Putin
 
Satire and indirect / implied meanings are fully foreign concepts to aspies.

I've tried to learn them, but the robot brain can't.
 

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