I thought Kansas was good at sports that didn’t involve contact. The last massacre this bad in Kansas was in a movie, starring Clint Eastwood, where he killed a bunch of Kansas bad people with the help of a blind, Indian chief, a plump, Indian squaw, and old woman, a hot blonde (who Eastwood massacred her vagina) and a brown dog.
After typing all that, I realized another analogy, I could’ve used was Mark Mangino attacking a hamburger and milk shake while remembering how he choked that player and wished he had not done it.
After typing all that, I realized another analogy, I could’ve used was Mark Mangino attacking a hamburger and milk shake while remembering how he choked that player and wished he had not done it.
