Florrrrrrrrrrrida Man…

[Shaun52]

He mostly left this board because he didn’t completely agree with some of the stuff I let fly on here

But you will probably think this is cool: He called me about a month ago saying he was getting back into the Marines and going to OCS

Then this place was definitely not for him.

Good luck to him for going back.

 

[TopHook]

Florida Cop Empties His Gun, Runs For Cover After Acorn Falls On Car

Florida deputy Jesse Hernandez screamed “shots fired,” and frantically fired his gun after an acorn fell onto the roof of his squad car, making him jump.

jalopnik.com

 

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[ChingChongDingDong]

He mostly left this board because he didn’t completely agree with some of the stuff I let fly on here

But you will probably think this is cool: He called me about a month ago saying he was getting back into the Marines and going to OCS

What stuff was that?

 

[ChingChongDingDong]

Ahhhh what the fuuuuuuuuck

 

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[TopHook]

That's like wrestling @Gus To get into his harness down there.

 

[Rebarcock.]

He mostly left this board because he didn’t completely agree with some of the stuff I let fly on here

But you will probably think this is cool: He called me about a month ago saying he was getting back into the Marines and going to OCS

Good for him. He will be able to find dick no problem again

 

[Gus]

That's like wrestling @Gus To get into his harness down there.

 

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[TopHook]

What is this communist America?

 

[Mungri]

Actually gonna have to agree with her. The law says 'Dont drink and drive', not 'Dont drink then drive'.

She didn't break the law lulz.

 

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[shiv]

Relatives of yours @Rebarcock. ?

 

[ChingChongDingDong]

Relatives of yours @Rebarcock. ?

I’s da baby’s pappy

 

[TopHook]

Relatives of yours @Rebarcock. ?

 

[Rebarcock.]

Relatives of yours @Rebarcock. ?

They are they white versions of my neighbors in Mt pleasant

 

[Rebarcock.]

Relatives of yours @Rebarcock. ?

Quit tagging me UNC John. I told you it isn't like jam

 

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[postngone]

Let’s keep this thread sacred for all things Florida man. Leave your best headlines and stories we can chuckle at. Damn I love living in this state.

Florida father arrested after toddler found gun, fatally shot mom on Zoom call

Police in central Florida have arrested the father of a toddler who found a loaded handgun in his “Paw Patrol" backpack and fatally shot his mother while she

floridanewsheadlines.com

Just one to start…

Max Azzarello was a Florida man.

 

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I’s da baby’s pappy

My 'ol Unc Pappy

 

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He looks like a gator rapist