Florrrrrrrrrrrida Man…

[catreaper]

Let’s keep this thread sacred for all things Florida man. Leave your best headlines and stories we can chuckle at. Damn I love living in this state.

Florida father arrested after toddler found gun, fatally shot mom on Zoom call

Police in central Florida have arrested the father of a toddler who found a loaded handgun in his “Paw Patrol" backpack and fatally shot his mother while she

floridanewsheadlines.com

Just one to start…

 

[America 1st]

 

[shiv]

Let’s keep this thread sacred for all things Florida man. Leave your best headlines and stories we can chuckle at. Damn I love living in this state.

Florida father arrested after toddler found gun, fatally shot mom on Zoom call

Police in central Florida have arrested the father of a toddler who found a loaded handgun in his “Paw Patrol" backpack and fatally shot his mother while she

floridanewsheadlines.com

Just one to start…

This was 7 hours ago. Was that your cat?

Florida Man Shoots, Kills Neighbor After Cat Wanders Onto His Property

Sheriff's deputies said the man "became angry when his neighbor's cat had entered his property" and threatened to shoot the cat before shooting its owner.

www.newsweek.com

 

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[shiv]

This website is unavailable in your location. – KIRO 7 News Seattle

www.kiro7.com

 

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[shiv]

Florida man tried robbing Waffle House ... with finger guns, sheriff says

A Florida man was put in jail Monday after he decided to improvise during an alleged robbery at a Madison Waffle House, according to deputies.

www.wfla.com

 

[America 1st]

 

[America 1st]

 

[shiv]

This was definitely @catreaper

Daytona Beach News-Journal: Local News, Politics & Sports in Daytona Beach, FL

Get the latest breaking news, sports, entertainment and obituaries in Daytona Beach, FL from Daytona Beach News-Journal.

www.news-journalonline.com

 

[shiv]

Police: Man Causes $100,000 of Damage to Liquor Store Construction Site

The rampage caused more than $100,000 in damage to the liquor store under construction at the Crestview Wal-mart and to construction equipment.

www.wkrg.com

 

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[shiv]

I hate when this happens

 

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[BLatta12]

Florida Man Tosses Alligator into Royal Palm Beach Wendy's drive-thru window​

 

[tiderollsonu]

Florida man tried robbing Waffle House ... with finger guns, sheriff says

A Florida man was put in jail Monday after he decided to improvise during an alleged robbery at a Madison Waffle House, according to deputies.

www.wfla.com

Funny story, dad was walking into orange beach waffle house and opened the door for someone leaving as he was going in, turns out the guy had just robbed the place. Gave him shit for a month about being a get away man.

 

[Long Cat V2.0]

I’m surprised how many of these are in SW Florida. It always seems like that area has a ton of old people and is pretty calm.

 

[Cre8ive]

I see he set aside this special time to humiliate himself in public. Is it OK to smash someones head in with a bible as long as you do it lovingly?

 

[shiv]

Damn I just realized he had on his rosary beads and was carrying a Bible. It must have been a holy shit

 

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Florida Man Arrested After Buying Meth and Asking Cops to Test Its Authenticity

A Florida man was arrested after phoning local law enforcement to have some methamphetamine he purchased from a local bar tested for authenticity.

www.complex.com

 

[TJHall1]

A Florida man thought a 7-foot alligator was dog on long leash. Then, the gator bit his leg.

A Florida man is expected to make a full recovery after mistaking a 7-foot alligator for a dog on a long leash.

www.usatoday.com

 

[Taggart]

A Florida man thought a 7-foot alligator was dog on long leash. Then, the gator bit his leg.

A Florida man is expected to make a full recovery after mistaking a 7-foot alligator for a dog on a long leash.

www.usatoday.com

I mean, who hasn't mistaken a gator for a dog? Happens to the best of us.

 

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[TopHook]

Ranch takes down Florida man.

Police: Darth Vader impersonator robs store

An armed man wearing a Darth Vader costume robbed a convenience store in Jacksonville Beach on Sunday night, according to the Jacksonville Beach Police Department.

www.news4jax.com

Keeps Getting Beat By Obi-Wan, And Now A Jar Of Ranch.

 

[BurntJ]

Ranch takes down Florida man.

Police: Darth Vader impersonator robs store

An armed man wearing a Darth Vader costume robbed a convenience store in Jacksonville Beach on Sunday night, according to the Jacksonville Beach Police Department.

www.news4jax.com

Keeps Getting Beat By Obi-Wan, And Now A Jar Of Ranch.

He got hit with a jar of ranch dip.

 

[TopHook]

He got hit with a jar of ranch dip.

Said his gun was fake. Is that totes florida or not totes florida?

 

[shiv]

Said his gun was fake. Is that totes florida or not totes florida?

Totes

 

[BurntJ]

Said his gun was fake. Is that totes florida or not totes florida?

I just wrote that off to being typical in Florida or Ohio.

 

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[BurntJ]

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Gonna need a link here OP. Eye for an Eye….maybe?

 

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Gonna need a link here OP. Eye for an Eye….maybe?

It's not real, but you have to stop and consider the possibility when Florida Man is mentioned.

 

[TJHall1]

I wonder which place accounts for the most provoked shark attacks.

 

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[BurntJ]

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-tries-outrun-deputies-riding-lawnmower-authorities-say