News Florrrrrrrrrrrida Man…

[Shaun52]

He mostly left this board because he didn’t completely agree with some of the stuff I let fly on here

But you will probably think this is cool: He called me about a month ago saying he was getting back into the Marines and going to OCS

Then this place was definitely not for him.

Good luck to him for going back.

 

[TopHook]

Florida Cop Empties His Gun, Runs For Cover After Acorn Falls On Car - Jalopnik

Loads of people feel skittish on the job and can be spooked by the slightest noise, but if you’re that kind of person it’s maybe not a good idea to have a career that lets you loose on the streets with a loaded weapon. Something Florida cops are likely to consider after video emerged this week...

jalopnik.com

 

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[ChingChongDingDong]

He mostly left this board because he didn’t completely agree with some of the stuff I let fly on here

But you will probably think this is cool: He called me about a month ago saying he was getting back into the Marines and going to OCS

What stuff was that?

 

[ChingChongDingDong]

Ahhhh what the fuuuuuuuuck

 

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[TopHook]

That's like wrestling @Gus To get into his harness down there.

 

[Rebarcock.]

He mostly left this board because he didn’t completely agree with some of the stuff I let fly on here

But you will probably think this is cool: He called me about a month ago saying he was getting back into the Marines and going to OCS

Good for him. He will be able to find dick no problem again

 

[Gus]

That's like wrestling @Gus To get into his harness down there.

 

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[TopHook]

What is this communist America?

 

[Mungri]

Actually gonna have to agree with her. The law says 'Dont drink and drive', not 'Dont drink then drive'.

She didn't break the law lulz.

 

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[shiv]

Relatives of yours @Rebarcock. ?

 

[ChingChongDingDong]

Relatives of yours @Rebarcock. ?

I’s da baby’s pappy

 

[TopHook]

Relatives of yours @Rebarcock. ?

 

[Rebarcock.]

Relatives of yours @Rebarcock. ?

They are they white versions of my neighbors in Mt pleasant

 

[Rebarcock.]

Relatives of yours @Rebarcock. ?

Quit tagging me UNC John. I told you it isn't like jam

 

[Shaun52]

 

[postngone]

Let’s keep this thread sacred for all things Florida man. Leave your best headlines and stories we can chuckle at. Damn I love living in this state.

Florida father arrested after toddler found gun, fatally shot mom on Zoom call

Police in central Florida have arrested the father of a toddler who found a loaded handgun in his “Paw Patrol" backpack and fatally shot his mother while she

floridanewsheadlines.com

Just one to start…

Max Azzarello was a Florida man.

 

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I’s da baby’s pappy

My 'ol Unc Pappy

 

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He looks like a gator rapist

 

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He looks like a gator rapist

 

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Florida woMAN

 

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[Cletusnow]

How tha fuk they know it was undercooked bacon