Finally a reason to praise McDonalds



I’m on my way soon to get not only a delicious meal but support true American Athletes.
Butt bro, McDz ain't food and this Reese special deal is a common marketing scam.

The food-like Mcproducts ain't naturally delicious, it's a chemical trick using cloned human cells to fool the human brain.

All that Mcshits addictive, usually lacks nutritional value, intensifies the urge to eat more and more often, and it's for cannibals.

It's ok though. I was a Mccannibal once too, and a stoner, couldn't help myself when them Mcmunchies kicked. Boom, off I'd go racin' 'cross town at granny speed, damn eyerids squinting so hard ChingChong woulda been aroused. That's right. I was clearly feral a Mcjunkie. Fiending for a hit of that sweet pair of double quarter pounders slammed together with two obligatory layers of fries and whatever else could fit up in this...🤔ahhh, what's ¼lb+¼lb+¼lb+¼lb= in 'Merica math? A fried Mcpounder?
 

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