Deep Questions

[laterallyshaking]

Laterallyshaking now presents...

~Deep Questions~

Are there gay men who are gold diggers, or is that exclusive to females?

Aren't all boots made for walking?

If the camera stops working in the middle of a porn shoot, but you still pay the actors for having sex, is that prostitution?

Can orphans watch family-friendly television shows?

Why didn't anybody try to help Gandalf up on that ledge?

If you screw a post-op Female-to-Male Tranny, is it gay or straight sex?

If you are waiting for a waiter, does that make you the waiter?

 

[JordanPetersHorn]

Gandalf was because he knew the Balrog was still alive and he needed to vanquish his evil to avenge the dwarves

 

[JordanPetersHorn]

For the rest,

Yes, men can gold dig

Yes, I mean unless you count hiking as different than walking

No not prostitution, the payment structure is different

No, Orphans can’t feel love

Gay sex

Yes I think, although I thought the term was like waiting the actual tables vs waiting the customers. I’m not in the restaurant industry so I’m not familiar with the etymology of the phrase

 

[BurntJ]

Laterallyshaking now presents...

~Deep Questions~

Are there gay men who are gold diggers, or is that exclusive to females?

Aren't all boots made for walking?

If the camera stops working in the middle of a porn shoot, but you still pay the actors for having sex, is that prostitution?

Can orphans watch family-friendly television shows?

Why didn't anybody try to help Gandalf up on that ledge?

If you screw a post-op Female-to-Male Tranny, is it gay or straight sex?

If you are waiting for a waiter, does that make you the waiter?

The math to figure this one out is like.....

SO yeah.... IM THE OUT!

 

[BurntJ]

For the rest,

Yes, men can gold dig

Yes, I mean unless you count hiking as different than walking

No not prostitution, the payment structure is different

No, Orphans can’t feel love

Gay sex

Yes I think, although I thought the term was like waiting the actual tables vs waiting the customers. I’m not in the restaurant industry so I’m not familiar with the etymology of the phrase

Woah....wait.....so orphans are like gingers. They too are evil. Thanks for the clarification as I have been nice to those bastards.....SO....Apparently, I've been doing it all wrong. My apologies guise.

 

[JordanPetersHorn]

Woah....wait.....so orphans are like gingers. They too are evil. Thanks for the clarification as I have been nice to those bastards.....SO....Apparently, I've been doing it all wrong. My apologies guise.

I’ve yet to meet an orphan or former orphan that didn’t have major irreconcilable issues, even if they went to a great family. Genetic predispositions are real

 

[rCW702]

Laterallyshaking now presents...

~Deep Questions~

Are there gay men who are gold diggers, or is that exclusive to females?

Yes, they are referred to as bottoms

Aren't all boots made for walking?

These particular ones were made to walk all over you.

If the camera stops working in the middle of a porn shoot, but you still pay the actors for having sex, is that prostitution?

You don't pay prostitutes for sex, you pay them to leave.

Can orphans watch family-friendly television shows?

Only while being molested.

Why didn't anybody try to help Gandalf up on that ledge?

? That little moth went and got the eagles.

If you screw a post-op Female-to-Male Tranny, is it gay or straight sex?

You are ok as long as it sucks your dick.

If you are waiting for a waiter, does that make you the waiter?

Pissed of patron.