KENNEDY JUST ENDED MIKE PENCE’S 2028 DREAM IN 47 SECONDS: “Little Boy Blue Couldn’t Run a Lemonade Stand”
Senator John Kennedy walked onto Fox News carrying a red folder labeled “PENCE – THE PAPER TRAIL.”
He didn’t sit.
He just opened it and started reading like Sunday scripture.
“Michael Richard Pence
January 6, 2021, 1:02 p.m. text to chief of staff: ‘If we certify, I’m done in GOP forever. Delay it.’
January 6, 1:17 p.m. reply from Dan Scavino: ‘Sir, that’s treason.’
$42 million from ‘America First Policy Institute’ routed through three Pence-family LLCs, zero policy papers produced.
$18 million to ‘Advancing American Freedom’ – only expense: private jet fuel to Israel 47 times.
Signed NDA with Dominion Voting Systems, $12 million settlement, sealed until 2028.”
Kennedy looked straight into the lens:
“Little Boy Blue thought he could play both sides, hide the receipts, then run in 2028 like a saint.
Son, you couldn’t run a church raffle without cheating.
Your political career just got certified—six feet under.”
The folder hit the desk like a tombstone.
Pence’s 2028 exploratory committee disbanded 11 minutes later.
#PenceFuneral trended #1 worldwide, 187 million posts in 90 minutes.
Kennedy’s final text to reporters:
“Tell Mike the lemonade stand is closed. Permanently.”
The red folder is now in the Senate vault.
And 2028 just lost its choir boy.