• Pat Flood (@rebarcock) passed away 9/21/25. Pat played a huge role in encouraging the devolopmemt of this site and donated the very first dollar to get it started. Check the thread at the top of the board for the obituary and please feel free to pay your respects there. I am going to get all the content from that thread over to his family so they can see how many people really cared for Pat outside of what they ever knew. Pat loved to tell stories and always wanted everyone else to tell stories. I think a great way we can honor Pat is to tell a story in his thread (also pinned at the top of the board).

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KENNEDY BURIES NEWSOM’S 2028 DREAM IN 47 SECONDS: “California’s Poster Boy Couldn't Run a Lemonade Stand Without Burning It Down”
The knife went in at 10:52 a.m. on the Senate floor, and Gavin Newsom’s presidential fantasy bled out live on C-SPAN.
Senator John Kennedy didn’t shout. He just leaned into the mic like a Louisiana preacher about to read someone their last rites.
“Governor Slick just announced he’s running in 2028,” Kennedy drawled, holding up a glossy Newsom 2028 mailer. “Let me translate what that means for America:
47th in education → national curriculum by TikTok
$24 gallons of gas → your Prius becomes a very expensive planter
180,000 homeless on Skid Row → White House lawn turns into Tent City East
High-speed rail: $128 billion, zero miles of track → Amtrak now runs on hopes and prayers”
He flipped the page. A single photo: Newsom grinning in a $3,800 suit while San Francisco burned behind him.
“Gavin’s California is what happens when you elect a man who thinks leadership is a photo shoot. In 2028, America deserves better than a governor who can’t keep the lights on in the richest state in the union.”
The chamber went graveyard quiet. Even Schumer forgot to fake cough.
By 11:03 a.m. #KennedyEndedNewsom was the #1 trend in 38 countries.
Newsom’s team scrambled with a 47-second response video—shot vertically, because of course it was.
Kennedy’s reply, posted from his flip phone: “Son, I don’t debate beauty pageant losers.”
Polls shifted 14 points overnight.
2028 just got a Cajun funeral.
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