Master Thread Dance Your Cares Away/Fraggle/Law Abiding Citizens

[AC2021]

 

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[Zgdaf]

Wonder what shifted at pbs? I guess not getting funds from usaid must of made them fight for viewers?

 

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[hmt5000]

 

[imprimis]

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Biologically how did that happen? Your mother wasn't giving Billy a hummer and your father wasn't getting the hummer.

 

[Jayhacker]

Now do the filibuster thing and make it a great weekend.

 

[Zgdaf]

 

[hmt5000]

This sounds ominous.

 

[Cletusnow]

She must be related to Jimmy Durante

 

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[orng_blud]

Kienen-Patricia-Natasja​

KENNEDY BURIES NEWSOM’S 2028 DREAM IN 47 SECONDS: “California’s Poster Boy Couldn't Run a Lemonade Stand Without Burning It Down”
The knife went in at 10:52 a.m. on the Senate floor, and Gavin Newsom’s presidential fantasy bled out live on C-SPAN.
Senator John Kennedy didn’t shout. He just leaned into the mic like a Louisiana preacher about to read someone their last rites.
“Governor Slick just announced he’s running in 2028,” Kennedy drawled, holding up a glossy Newsom 2028 mailer. “Let me translate what that means for America:
47th in education → national curriculum by TikTok
$24 gallons of gas → your Prius becomes a very expensive planter
180,000 homeless on Skid Row → White House lawn turns into Tent City East
High-speed rail: $128 billion, zero miles of track → Amtrak now runs on hopes and prayers”
He flipped the page. A single photo: Newsom grinning in a $3,800 suit while San Francisco burned behind him.
“Gavin’s California is what happens when you elect a man who thinks leadership is a photo shoot. In 2028, America deserves better than a governor who can’t keep the lights on in the richest state in the union.”
The chamber went graveyard quiet. Even Schumer forgot to fake cough.
By 11:03 a.m. #KennedyEndedNewsom was the #1 trend in 38 countries.
Newsom’s team scrambled with a 47-second response video—shot vertically, because of course it was.
Kennedy’s reply, posted from his flip phone: “Son, I don’t debate beauty pageant losers.”
Polls shifted 14 points overnight.
2028 just got a Cajun funeral.

 

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[CDDP]

 

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[TheRealJohnCooper]

@TopHook get yo bitch!

 

[TopHook]

Knicks can have her. Gtfo bitch.

 

[hmt5000]

Chicago getting pretty heavy snow right now. Should cut down on the protest. Round em up while we can.

 

[TopHook]

@TopHook get yo bitch!

Multiple threads already deleted on the main board. Lmfao

 

[orng_blud]

Multiple threads already deleted on the main board. Lmfao

TMB is still a thing?

 

[AC2021]

Trump needs to send the national guard to Michigan.

 

[TopHook]

TMB is still a thing?

The big spur should have said home board.

 

[hmt5000]

 

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[hmt5000]

Why was he arrested?

 

[hmt5000]

Dang!