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Dance Your Cares Away/Law Abiding Citizen
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LAC Vol.1 Dance Your Cares Away/Fraggle/Law Abiding Citizens
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Law Abiding Citizens first volume.
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Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House.
One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota.
All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.
The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.
"Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900. $400 for materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me."
The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says,
"I can do this job for $700. $300 for materials, $300 for my crew, and $100 profit for me."
The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."
The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"
The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence."
"Done!" replies the government official. And that, my friends, is how our government works.
Supposed to do that with a buddy down in chawwlstun.
I sorry.
I miss those days.
Well, it looks like the Fed Bois are getting better it only took 19 years to solve the Tupac murder and they found a leaker in just two years LOL
Now I know why you are an idiot
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