Master Thread Dance Your Cares Away/Fraggle/Law Abiding Citizens

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[dirtytoeddawg]

 

[22*43*51]

 

[CDDP]

 

[22*43*51]

 

[Sgfeer]

https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2024/05/11/victoria-nuland-state-department-diplomat-interview-00157408

 

[Sgfeer]

petus on GETTR : Trudeau is now pointing guns at his very own citizens....

Trudeau is now pointing guns at his very own citizens....

gettr.com

 

[Golbez]

 

[CDDP]

 

[22*43*51]

"The young woman who submitted the tech support message below (about her relationship to her husband) presumably did it as a joke. Then she got a reply that was way too good to keep to herself. The tech support people's love advice was hilarious and genius!”

The query:

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate

The response (that came weeks later out of the blue)…

Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2. Do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the Tears application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download Snoring Loudly Beta version.

Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.

In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0.

Good Luck,
Tech Support " - Anonymous

 

[Golbez]

Meanwhile... .Nothing to see here folks... Move along.

 

[imprimis]

The information about the election shenanigans in Georgia and other states has been known and disseminated since 2020. Hell, there is a video of boxes with ballots being removed from under a table just after the "water pipe broke". These morons can't be this uninformed. Typical politicians, only consider what is brought before them and ignore the same data most of the others in the country have know about for 3+ years.

 

[t_money86]

Lets all keep our mind on the fact that they are allowing this quack to come out and try to get ahead of what's inevitably coming. THE TRUTH! They should/eventually will hang for this. By military tribunal or crazed mob. Justice shall be had! SKOL YOU NON COMFORMING FREE THINKING SOBs
Wait there is a new surge? And people are still reacting to the CDC and a stupid pfizer pill? Is this country worth saving?
Hey @MortgageHorn !! What is Palomino Colombia like? Or Baraquilla? Asking for the shield maiden?

I think they're trying to plant the seed that Trump is responsible for it all. They will start claiming they told him all the risks and the side effects and he demanded they push it forward to help his political career. Guaranteed that's where this is headed. It's all TRUMPS FAULT

 

[imprimis]

petus on GETTR : Trudeau is now pointing guns at his very own citizens....

Trudeau is now pointing guns at his very own citizens....

gettr.com

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He'll be pardoned before going behind bars. Wouldn't surprise me if he is pardoned during the trial especially if it looks like he will be convicted.

 

[Viking]

I think they're trying to plant the seed that Trump is responsible for it all. They will start claiming they told him all the risks and the side effects and he demanded they push it forward to help his political career. Guaranteed that's where this is headed. It's all TRUMPS FAULT

Could be. Could be DJT is all just a big ol tanned turd. The hopium is running low and the longer this charade drags on the harder the road back. We all HOPE he is a real white hat but his Operation Warpspeed and his propensity to defend it has had me wondering. Skol!

 

[Mungri]

Hunter Biden is totally hot I want him doing me forever while on maximum cocaine.

 

[t_money86]

Sure thing Axios. Stupid fucks

 

[CDDP]

 

[dirtytoeddawg]

 

[dirtytoeddawg]

petus on GETTR : Trudeau is now pointing guns at his very own citizens....

Trudeau is now pointing guns at his very own citizens....

gettr.com

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Sad that this is the case brought instead of FARA, fraud, tax evasion, & treason.

 

[CDDP]

Mulling Over Moldbug: The Cathedral​

 

[t_money86]

Hodgetwins weren't sure what to do during that rant lol

 

[t_money86]

These fuckers are being required to run till they die by the cabal. He wants to cry cause he doesn't want to do it anymore. But he is being forced. That's just my uneducated guess

 

[orng_blud]

 

[Sgfeer]

With Biden Stalling, Israel Announces They Will Just Get American Weapons From Taliban

TEL AVIV — With Biden delaying shipments of U.S. weaponry, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu announced today they will just obtain it from the Taliban instead.

babylonbee.com

Maria Bartiromo GOES OFF on Spineless and Silent GOP Lawmakers: ‘Let Me be Clear Viewers are Sick and Tired of Hearings, Letters… They Want Action’ While Trump Sits in Trial All Day Long (VIDEO) | The Gateway Pundit | by Jim Hᴏft

FOX News anchor Maria Bartiromo held nothing back as she confronted Congressman Russell Fry (R-SC) during an interview, expressing her frustration—and that of the public—at the inaction of the GOP lawmakers and lack of accountability amid the ongoing witch hunts against former President Donald...

www.thegatewaypundit.com

 

[Sgfeer]

Ofer

 

[Sgfeer]

Another Bidenenomics building sale

 

[MortgageHorn]

Follow this guy wow what a fucking rabbit hole!

Warp Drives Are Real and a Whole Lot More

 

[MortgageHorn]

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[hmt5000]

If Kharkiv falls before summer it will be really hard for the deep state to spin it any other way but a huge collapse.

I haven't seen so many conflicting reports on what is going on in the north right now. People are saying Rus has anywhere from 50k to 160k troops moving and that Ukr has either lost double digit towns and villages or have simply pulled back from gray area to everything in between.

Probably won't know for sure what's going on til tommorow. It could just be a fixing operation or a small offensive to get some space for Belgorod..

 

[CDDP]

 

[MortgageHorn]

I would pass on the blow job being afraid she would bite my dick off.

 

[orng_blud]

 

[CDDP]

 

[TopHook]

Follow this guy wow what a fucking rabbit hole!

Warp Drives Are Real and a Whole Lot More

Is this the thought that the flight went through a time warp?

 

[MortgageHorn]

A friend who lives in South Pittsburgh, TN posted these on his FB page:

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Looks like a great night to do shrooms

 

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[MortgageHorn]

I was told by a guy from India that they don't marry outside their race.

What a bunch of racist bitches

 

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