Master Thread Dance Your Cares Away/Fraggle/Law Abiding Citizens

[TopHook]

@Shaun52

 

[TheRealJohnCooper]

I’m catching a body over that. Fucking animals don’t even act that. Oh I’m fucking mad as hell right now.

 

[Sgfeer]

TommyRobinson1 on GETTR : Migrants have smashed up the Clonea Strand Hotel in Dungarvan, Waterford, Ireland after complaining the food was too spicy . Mass deportations needed.

Migrants have smashed up the Clonea Strand Hotel in Dungarvan, Waterford, Ireland after complaining the food was too spicy . Mass deportations needed.

gettr.com

Jack Poso 🇺🇸 on GETTR : “We don’t have a problem of intolerance in the United States, We have a problem of too much tolerance!”

“We don’t have a problem of intolerance in the United States, We have a problem of too much tolerance!”

gettr.com

Trial begins for Muslim man who allegedly carried out deadly terror attack on gay bars in Norway

Zaniar Matapour simply shook his head when asked by Judge Eirik Aass if he was guilty of the charges, then proceeded to ask why the trial was taking place during the month of Ramadan.

humanevents.com

Boeing Proudly Announces It Has Fixed Malfunctioning Whistleblower

ARLINGTON, VA — In response to mounting public criticism of its quality standards, aerospace corporation Boeing proudly announced it has fixed its malfunctioning whistleblower.

babylonbee.com

 

[BamaRidger]

 

[BamaRidger]

Shocker

 

[BamaRidger]

Holy Shit

 

[22*43*51]

Let’s be clear about why Ken Buck is leaving Congress!

His exit triggers a special election for Colorado’s 4th District.

If he had waited until the end of his term this wouldn’t have happened.

But, because of how and when he resigned, there will be a special election.

As you know,
@LaurenBoebert
is running to replace him and was leading the race by about 25-30% depending on what poll you looked at.

She was inevitable and unstoppable and endorsed by Trump.

Now, a special election will be called to replace Buck and it will take place on the SAME DAY as the primary for CO-04.

Lauren Boebert is currently the Congresswoman for Colorado’s 3rd District so she would have to resign from her current seat if she ran and won in the special election.

Also, there’s no primary for the special election. Regular conservative voters don’t get to select the nominee.

So they’re going to try and slide someone into that seat to be the special election nominee for CO-04 and make it that much confusing for voters and even more difficult for Lauren to win her race.

Simply put, they’re terrified of Lauren because she’s MAGA and they can’t afford to have her in Congress.

If this isn’t of the most desperate political moves I’ve ever seen, I don’t know what is.

 

[Goldhedge]

Live with Trump Co-Defendant Jeff Clark's Attorney - Fani Willis, Georgia & BEYOND! Viva Frei​

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[imprimis]

Let’s be clear about why Ken Buck is leaving Congress!

His exit triggers a special election for Colorado’s 4th District.

If he had waited until the end of his term this wouldn’t have happened.

But, because of how and when he resigned, there will be a special election.

As you know,
@LaurenBoebert
is running to replace him and was leading the race by about 25-30% depending on what poll you looked at.

She was inevitable and unstoppable and endorsed by Trump.

Now, a special election will be called to replace Buck and it will take place on the SAME DAY as the primary for CO-04.

Lauren Boebert is currently the Congresswoman for Colorado’s 3rd District so she would have to resign from her current seat if she ran and won in the special election.

Also, there’s no primary for the special election. Regular conservative voters don’t get to select the nominee.

So they’re going to try and slide someone into that seat to be the special election nominee for CO-04 and make it that much confusing for voters and even more difficult for Lauren to win her race.

Simply put, they’re terrified of Lauren because she’s MAGA and they can’t afford to have her in Congress.

If this isn’t of the most desperate political moves I’ve ever seen, I don’t know what is.

Buck had to receive a bunch of money to do this. I smell Soros'. If Boebert has to resign then that will further erode the GOP razor thin majority. This is what they are really after. To control both Houses of Congress to push as much bullshit through as they can before November or in the lame duck session.

 

[CDDP]

 

[CDDP]

 

[Sgfeer]

Hamas Fighter Really Struggling With Resolution Not To Rape Anyone During Ramadan

GAZA — Mohammed Sinwar took time away from raping this week to celebrate Ramadan and confide in his fellow Gazans about the hardship of avoiding rape during Ramadan.

babylonbee.com

Boeing Blames Gravity For Recent Mishaps

ARLINGTON, VA — As aircraft malfunctions and incidents continued to make headlines, aerospace corporation Boeing blamed gravity for its recent string of mishaps.

babylonbee.com

 

[Goldhedge]

 

[Goldhedge]

Why do these liberals always have limp wrists and saucy voices?

 

[AgEngDawg]

 

[CDDP]

 

[Sgfeer]

JUST IN: Hunter Biden to face trial in June on federal gun charges

The trial is set to begin in early June.

thepostmillennial.com

'Get Back To Work, You Lazy Bums!' Shouts Ben Shapiro At Retirement Home

NASHVILLE, TN — What had been a beautiful, relaxing day at the Hidden Acres Retirement Home was thrown into chaos after conservative internet personality Ben Shapiro burst into the building to tell its residents to rejoin the workforce.

babylonbee.com

JUST IN: Oklahoma trans student Nex Benedict’s death ruled a suicide by medical examiner

Benedict had been in a fight with girls at her school and died the next day.

thepostmillennial.com

 

[Sgfeer]

CMN...taking charge on the important issues. What a crock. They are that afraid of RFK and a 3rd party?

 

[CDDP]

 

[ttyh]

And Jake Tapper shares conspiracy theories on CNN everyday. Here we are.

 

[TopHook]

Cause he lies?

 

[Goldhedge]

 

[ttyh]

Cause he lies?

I think it's because he's given too many mouth hugs to penises.

 

[Goldhedge]

 

[Goldhedge]

Anyone know more about this?

 

[MVTPatriot]

Anyone know more about this?

Downloading my 1040X form as I type this.

 

[TopHook]

Anyone know more about this?

Any tax professionals on here?
Or explain it to me like I'm 5.

 

[Jbehel]

Why do these liberals always have limp wrists and saucy voices?

Because the overwhelming majority of them are phaggits.

 

[9Mounties07]

She's coming out of the gate strong. Keep it up.

 

[CDDP]

 

[Tigercub80]

Many of you have said, "Smear the Queer."

In my neighborhood, we focused on DEI and this was referred to as, "Bring Down the Cis-Gender Patriachical Privileged White Male Holding on to His Representation of Conquered and Stolen Land"

Then we would all burn down our neighborhood. Was a hoot.

Do kids still play this game? This was a daily recess game, and it was smear the queer.

 

[22*43*51]

Consider the timeline:

The Biden regime just deployed every asset to stop Trump from being on the ballot, and they failed. Trump is projected to win.

Now swamp rats want to pass a bill that would give Biden the power to control the flow of information on social media.

The Deep State are in desperation mode. They are looking for any angle to alter the calculus before November. The only way they can get away with stealing the election, is if they cut out our tongues like they did last time. They have to regain their monopoly of the narrative and public perception.

They are coming for X. Make no mistake. You think they really care about China getting our data? They let China fly surveillance balloons over us without consequence. They sell our State secrets to foreign adversaries. Hillary had State secrets on a server in her bathroom… Joe Biden had State secrets in his garage…

This is not about Tik Tok or China. This is about election interference and the power struggle to control the flow of information. Don’t take the bait.

MAGA GOP should not be passing anything until Trump is back in office. All we have to do is maintain the status quo, hold our position, and Trump wins.

Hold the damn line.

 

[ChingChongDingDong]

@ChingChongDingDong I'm pretty sure I understand her but could you please translate for everyone here?
Thanks

Xue Xie was big horny. She try give a rickin to dat mahda fukas dickin.

Sadry in da video no posted, she die suddenry from rack of oxygen an exhaustion suck so men wieners.

R.I.P Xue, your mout was rike heaven.

 

[BamaRidger]

Heard a guy on Howie Carr who is involved in voter rolls say the new staff at the RNC had done more in 72 hours than Rona's people did in 36 months.

 

[BamaRidger]

https://thenewamerican.com/us/supreme-court-to-hear-case-that-could-release-j6ers/

 

[BamaRidger]

 

[BamaRidger]

 

[BamaRidger]

 

[BamaRidger]

 

[Exit32Tigers]

Why do these liberals always have limp wrists and saucy voices?

I think you answered your own question.