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Master Thread Dance Your Cares Away/Fraggle/Law Abiding Citizens

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Sgfeer

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imprimis

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Right. Texas Gov Abbott needs to announce when the busses or planes are coming? They want to know so they can block the busses and planes. Chicago's version of humanitarian is seen every week all over Chicago by home grown criminals.

Oops it was Denver's Mayor. But, Chicago's version is worse.
 

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Don't miss your One Chance! For 2024, The govt is pushing assisted suicide for the elderly, but this option is better: Medicare Part G. Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and need Long-Term Care, but the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Part G.

The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician*. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered. As an added bonus, your children can come and visit you at least as often as they do now.
And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can’t afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. (And now, because you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay any more income taxes or property taxes) Is this a great country or what? Now that you have solved your senior Long-Term Care problem, enjoy the rest of your week.

PS: Some folks are already complaining that you are limited to only one politician.
 

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2024 Let's Fucking Go...........

Trump 2024

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Doesn't libofticktoc only repost what libs post?
 
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