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22*43*51 said:
An elderly man rear-ended a guy driving an expensive sports car. Enraged, the guy hops out and confronts the old man.

"Look what you did to my car" he yells. "You're going to give me $10,000 right now or I'm going to beat you to a pulp!"

"Oh my" says the old man, "I don't have that kind of money. Let me call my son, he trains dolphins and he will know what to do."

"Dolphins" the other driver huffs, while rolling his eyes.

The old man pulls out his phone, dials his son and just as his son answered, the irate man snatches the phone away from the old man.

"So, YOU'RE a dolphin trainer, huh? Well, Your old man here just rear-ended my car and I need 10 grand right now or I'm going to beat you AND your old man to a pulp."

"I'll be there in 10 minutes," says the voice calmly on the other end. Exactly 10 minutes later a Jeep pulls up and a guy hops out and proceeds to pulverize the bully, leaving him in a heap on the side of the road.

When he finished, he walked over to his father and said…."For the last time dad, I train Seals, Navy Seals.....NOT dolphins!"
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I was thinking the "training dolphins" was going to take us to a trainer for the Miami Dolphins.

True story. My Dad was working with an old night watchman when he was selling homes. The old dude was driving down the freeway slowly and some guy forced him to the shoulder. Once stopped the guy jumped out of his car and ran up to the old man's window. He put both hand on the window ledge and told the old man he was going to pull him out of his car and beat his ass. The old man reached under his seat and smashed both the guy's hands with a ball peen hammer. Tap tap. He then drove off. My Dad asked what the guy did. He was told he didn't know as he last saw him in the mirror jumping up and down on the side of the road holding both hands.
 
Pineapple said:
OU got a commit from his position this weekend. He was told he didn’t have a spot. It’s what we do.

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in 2021 for his stance on vaccines. Dr McCullough has many peer reviewed papers and is considered highly regarded in his profession. He would make an excellent opponent to debate the vaccine topic. Will Hotez accept a debate from him if Joe Rogan offers it? I don’t think he will, because it’s not about who he debates, it’s about being fact checked.
 
ETNVol said:
Nice that Draino ignores how Trump’s handpicked SOTH rammed the bill thru with almost total support, but somehow the blame is on Massie? What idiocy.
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You keep proving you are a closet Trumpster!!! Otherwise you would move out of the country in anticipation of his coming election. When he is elected I will buy you a one way ticket to the Ukraine
 

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