Master Thread Dance Your Cares Away/Fraggle/Law Abiding Citizens

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Is there any truth to the rumor that Saban is still butthurt over Kirby going to UGA and won’t speak to him outside of a handshake after a game?

I would say so. I would guess the fact Kirby took a picture of the recruiting board and was trying to recruit current players didn’t sit well. He proceeded to try to take most of his coaches. I would probably have some hard feelings as well.
 
I would say so. I would guess the fact Kirby took a picture of the recruiting board and was trying to recruit current players didn’t sit well. He proceeded to try to take most of his coaches. I would probably have some hard feelings as well.
That was a rumor that was started on a message board. Kirby and Nick are like family, and have a lot of affection for each other.
 

Its getting bad for Disney. They are on the hook to buy the rest of Hulu. They won't have the cash to make the purchase if the stock doesn't go up. They are cutting as much expenses as possible to try to get stock price up. The media is spinning that Disney isn't moving 2000 jobs from Cali to Fl as a win for Disney... That deal was going to save Disney $450million over a few years. What the idiots in the media aren't realizing is that Disney is going to layoff those 2000 people too and try to blame it on Ron and then they'll outsource those jobs to India and sell that land to an eager buyer who will build something there with a smile on their face.
 
I would say so. I would guess the fact Kirby took a picture of the recruiting board and was trying to recruit current players didn’t sit well. He proceeded to try to take most of his coaches. I would probably have some hard feelings as well.
I hear this story quite frequently on message boards. I doubt Kirby would need an on-the-way-out picture of the recruiting board when he himself was a recruiter and probably had them all memorized.

Also, hiring coaches from other staffs is just part of the business.
 

Reminds me of when Big Buttah Jesus was smote.


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Now we got 5 Hour Footlong Jesus...with a lightening rod sticking out of his head. 😂


Best parody 'report' ever written:


WAPAKONETA, OH - While being hauled to its new home at the Solid Rock Church in Monroe, the 50 foot tall statue of Jesus was trapped as it was being driven through a McDonalds drive-thru. One outstretched arm of the statue caught on a statue of Ronald McDonald causing it to shift, stand semi-upright and lodge between a drive thru window and a McDonaldland Playland.


“It was the loudest, craziest, most disturbing thing I have ever seen,” said McDonald’s employee Darren Bick. “One minute I’m typing an order into the computer, the next minute there is a thunderous noise, the building shakes, and the face of Jesus is pressed staring at me through my drive thru window. I’m going to have nightmares. If I ever sleep again.”


The driver of the truck had attempted to maneuver the vehicle through, despite turns that were obviously too tight and a warning sign indicating that he did not have enough clearance. “I know I should have just parked and gone inside,” said driver Fred Holland. “But I truly thought I was going to make it. I don’t know what it was. I think that I just had this feeling that, with him, all things are possible.”


Local authorities said that extracting the enormous statue will be a very difficult task. “This is too big to just get out the jaws of life,” said city contractor Raymond Moore. “And it is too delicate to just try to ram it through with a bulldozer. We may have to break it into nuggets. However, I am certain if we left him alone Jesus will ascend from this predicament in a few days.”
 
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