Master Thread Dance Your Cares Away/Fraggle/Law Abiding Citizens

[MortgageHorn]

The fucking tags

Out at Busta Rhymes

 

[22*43*51]

 

[MortgageHorn]

Seriously for like 6 months the neighbors had a dish remote that was on the same channel as my bedroom TV and we would change each other's station. They are RF not IR so it basically works from anywhere in range.

Finally called Dish and they helped me change the channel on it.

Would be laying there watching something then boom it would change to some cooking shit or something. Change it back to my show then it would change back.... Would go back and forth like this for 10 min

So who was watching more pron - you or your neighbor?

 

[MortgageHorn]

The replies today are GOLD

 

[Pete_Cawthon]

I sat by this really nerdy kid in high school in one of my classes where we both hated the teacher. We were watching some awful video for a couple of days.
He turns to me and says, "I have that same TV and remote at home."
"Bring it tomorrow and let's mess with her."
He did and we kept pausing, rewinding, forwarding, etc.
She almost lost her mind. Twas glorious.

 

[s-ou-thern]

So, this is a “yay! I found something new to shove up my ass” video for this guy

 

[22*43*51]

When abortionists have a moment of clarity.

 

[MortgageHorn]

Animals Need to be Put Down

 

[MortgageHorn]

I sat by this really nerdy kid in high school in one of my classes where we both hated the teacher. We were watching some awful video for a couple of days.
He turns to me and says, "I have that same TV and remote at home."
"Bring it tomorrow and let's mess with her."
He did and we kept pausing, rewinding, forwarding, etc.
She almost lost her mind. Twas glorious.

Been an LACer your whole life and didn’t know it

 

[Sgfeer]

 

[MortgageHorn]

@Viking
@AmericanViking


SKOL!!!!!

 

[MortgageHorn]

 

[CDDP]

 

[BamaRidger]

 

[GatorOK]

His district is in the Redneck Rivera and one of the heaviest Military areas in the country they eat up that kinda shit for breakfast and he is smart enough to know it. His message is also common sense and America First.
He also has demonstrated courage to go against the establishment.

He doesn’t do shit for the people that live here

 

[TheRealJohnCooper]

You are in law enforcement, correct?

Yup.

 

[AgEngDawg]

 

[BamaRidger]

No Choice But to 'Physically Eliminate' Zelensky After 'Attack': Kremlin

"Severe and inevitable punishment" is coming to Ukraine for a blast at the Kremlin, top allies of Vladimir Putin said.

www.breitbart.com

 

[BamaRidger]

 

[MalO]

Russia is winning hugely.

I told you guys they just wanted to get rid of Prigozhin. He now has no army, no influence, and is going to be scapegoated for this huge military loss.

Putin remains in power until he turns 110 years old.

 

[atlrichkid]

this whole thing makes me completely crazy. The FBI had the damn laptop for 9 months and buried it. They could have verified it in days not weeks. Bunch of corrupt MF'ers.

 

[MortgageHorn]

 

[MortgageHorn]

 

[imprimis]

Seriously for like 6 months the neighbors had a dish remote that was on the same channel as my bedroom TV and we would change each other's station. They are RF not IR so it basically works from anywhere in range.

Finally called Dish and they helped me change the channel on it.

Would be laying there watching something then boom it would change to some cooking shit or something. Change it back to my show then it would change back.... Would go back and forth like this for 10 min

Grumpy Old Men

 

[MortgageHorn]

All those in Texas never use UFCU aka University Federal Credit Union - they are unethical thieves.

 

[imprimis]

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The fucking tags

Out at Busta Rhymes

3 Year Letterman doesn't know squat about Spanish. Cinco de Mayo doesn't mean first Friday in May.

 

[MortgageHorn]

 

[MortgageHorn]

3 Year Letterman doesn't know squat about Spanish. Cinco de Mayo doesn't mean first Friday in May.

I think you should step out for some fresh air and breathe.

It's a parody account.

 

[MalO]

 

[MortgageHorn]

 

[MortgageHorn]

Birds of a Feather

 

[MortgageHorn]

Oh boy I feel so much better...

 

[22*43*51]

 

[Thasubliminal]

Stopped a long time ago

 

[imprimis]

I think you should step out for some fresh air and breathe.

It's a parody account.

Don't give a shit. If it's posted I'll reply and not worry about whether it's real or Memorex.

 

[Thasubliminal]

3 Year Letterman doesn't know squat about Spanish. Cinco de Mayo doesn't mean first Friday in May.

Its obviously the fifth Friday in May.

 

[Jayhacker]

I had nightmares with her meeting one of those robotic dogs on a blind date

 

[AmericanViking]

@Viking
@AmericanViking


SKOL!!!!!

What are they selling?

 

[Viking]

Animals Need to be Put Down

Dont try that shit at The Sippin' Yeti. Our baristas conceal carry at the hut. These Alaska chicks do not fuck around either. We even have a conceal carry sticker in the window. So, unless they cant fucking read they have no excuse. Haha Skol!

 

[Pineapple]

Animals Need to be Put Down

I would have taken a hot coffee and doused her. If I was there, whoever goes behind the counter gets me too. Fuck filming and breaking it up. Put the attacker down!!!!