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If Pickle-Ball Players weren't so obnoxious and rude this wouldn't happen.

I have the solution considering there is zero etiquette for pickle-people.

Build your own cot-damn courts for your non-athletic lazy game for fat old-white buffoons & get off our tennis courts!

Gonna have to look up pickle ball. Never heard of it
 
The crazy shit, in this crazy world which is filled with crazy people (Dems), never lets up or ends.

The father of my friend from HS had the contract to put tampons/kotex in the Dallas ISD bathrooms. He went with his Dad to help often. He carried some of these in his car. One night we went to the local drive-in burger joint. I was driving his car. When it came my turn at the window, I turned towards the HS girl taking orders and had 2 tampons inserted and hanging from my nostrils. She freaked. We laughed.
 



 
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Wonder what Webb Hubble thinks about his daughter Chelsea supporting this shit and teaching it to his grandkids?
 
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Just more confirmation with my belief that Wuhan Charlie had its genesis in the illegal biolabs of Ukraine and was sent to Wuhan via Fauci's gain of function for enhancement and distribution. Lots of blood on lots of people's hands.
 
Remain in Mexico

What is Title 42 on immigration?


Title 42 is a public health order issued more than three years ago during the Trump administration. It allows border authorities to quickly expel migrants without processing them for asylum on COVID-related grounds – an action taken more than 2.7 million times since March 2020.
Coincides with the lifting of the "emergency rules for Wuhan Charlie" which expire on May 11. There was a post earlier which said there were a million illegals waiting at the border.
 

Bud Light deactivates comments on latest country-themed ad amid Dylan Mulvaney backlash​


Link.....Fox News

Bud Light appears to be fed up with the backlash after the company disabled YouTube comments on a new countrified ad in the wake of the ongoing controversy over its partnership with transgender TikTok star Dylan Mulvaney.

Bud Light's newest advertisement shows a young group of friends drinking beer in the rain at a country music festival as "Chicken Fried" by the Zac Brown Band plays in the background.

"Rain or shine, it’s always easy to enjoy a Bud Light," the caption of the 30-second YouTube video reads.
AB is hoping something horrific will happen to take the heat off them. It’s a standard lay low and some else will eff up strategy. Except it isnt working.
 
Yeah, that makes total sense. I guess that puts the pressure on AB. Play politics or run a business based on the consumer usage and not lobbying groups who do not represent who uses their products.

All these corps trying to force feed the public something they are clearly against is just not a sound business model. Yet here we are talking about AB losing billions in market shares.
The trans lobbyists/groups are nothing more than bullies preying on week leadership.
 
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If Pickle-Ball Players weren't so obnoxious and rude this wouldn't happen.

I have the solution considering there is zero etiquette for pickle-people.

Build your own cot-damn courts for your non-athletic lazy game for fat old-white buffoons & get off our tennis courts!
My money is on angry tennis players who damaged the nets.

If anything, Pickleball players are open and inviting. That's why the sport has grown so fast in the last few years. It's been around since 1965!

Name me one sport that the opposition complements you on a 'good shot'... All other adversarial sports are out to 'get' the other team. Even in tennis! Sure they're all pals after the game, but during the game they're out to win it. Pickleball is different. Sure, winning is ideal, but having fun is the goal.

The 'problem' with tennis players is they think their shit don't stink! Tennis is a high brow hoity toity English sport that has spread about the world. Pickleball is the new kid on the block that's taken over precisely because you don't have to spend 20 years of your life mastering it. Anyone can successfully learn the sport in a few hours.

It's akin to ping pong (table tennis) and instead of standing next to a table, you stand on the court. You have a paddle and a wiffle ball with 2 to 4 people on the court. Same as tennis.

The rules are similar, sort of. The difference is that you can put 4 pickleball courts on one tennis court. Those who play tennis, as well as racketball & squash tend to have better skills than most (any wonder?).

There are 5 tennis courts near me and they're rarely used. There also are 4 pickleball courts (same space as 1 tennis court) that are continually in use. With 5 tennis courts you can service 10 to 20 people. At any given time 4 pickleball courts will have 8 to 16 people playing and 8 more waiting to play! 'Doubles' are more likely than 'singles', so 16 is closer than not. Tennis typically has 2 players on a court.

Pickleball is the 'new internet' whereas tennis is the want ads in the newspaper. They don't know it yet, (or maybe they do?) but tennis is going to be less popular in years to come.

Y'all should try it sometime!
 
St. Louis has literally fucked up so bad at crime that the state is about to takeover the Circuit Prosecutor Attorney office and the entire Police Department. Crime is out of control with the locals running things.



SPECIAL PROSECUTORS (Section 56.601)
This act provides that the Governor, under certain conditions as provided in the act, may appoint one or more special prosecutors to have concurrent jurisdiction with any prosecuting or circuit attorney of this state. A special prosecutor shall have certain requirements as provided in the act.

A special prosecutor shall have concurrent jurisdiction to initiate and prosecute certain felony offenses which are referred to him or her by the Governor, including murder in the first and second degree, assault in the first and second degree, robbery in the first and second degree, and vehicle hijacking.

Once a special prosecutor commences prosecution for a case referred to him or her by the Governor, a special prosecutor may prosecute any additional violations that were part of the same course of criminal conduct. If the prosecuting or circuit attorney has commenced prosecution prior to the appointment of the special prosecutor, such prosecuting or circuit attorney shall immediately withdraw from the prosecution.

Any special prosecutor appointed by the Governor shall serve for a period of up to five years, unless the Governor appoints the prosecutor for an additional term. The Governor may terminate the appointment at any time and replace such special prosecutor.

ST. LOUIS POLICE FORCE
This act provides that the city of St. Louis may pass ordinances, including ordinances for preserving order and protecting the public; but no ordinances shall, in any manner, conflict or interfere with the powers or the exercise of the powers of the Board of Police Commissioners. Additionally, the mayor or any city officer shall not impede or hinder the Board of Police Commissioners. The mayor or any city officer shall be liable for a penalty of $1,000 for each and every offense to hinder the Board and shall forever be disqualified from holding or exercising any office of the city.

Beginning August 28, 2023, the Board shall assume control of the municipal police department of St. Louis and no later than September 28, 2023, the Governor shall appoint four commissioners to the Board who shall serve together with the president of the board of aldermen. The municipal police department shall transfer title and ownership of all indebtedness and assets and accept liability as successor-in-interest for contractual obligations of the police department. The Board shall initially employ, without reduction in rank, salary, or benefits, all commissioned and civilian personnel of the municipal police department.

The Board is required to appoint and employ a permanent police force consisting of not less than 1,313 members. The Board may continue to employ as many non-commissioned police civilians as it deems necessary in order to perform the duties imposed on them, which shall include city marshals and park rangers.

The maximum number of officers of the police force in each rank shall be as follows:
• 76 officers at the rank of lieutenant and above;
• 200 officers at the rank of sergeant; and
• 1,037 officers at the rank of patrolman.
 

Bud Light deactivates comments on latest country-themed ad amid Dylan Mulvaney backlash​


Link.....Fox News

Bud Light appears to be fed up with the backlash after the company disabled YouTube comments on a new countrified ad in the wake of the ongoing controversy over its partnership with transgender TikTok star Dylan Mulvaney.

Bud Light's newest advertisement shows a young group of friends drinking beer in the rain at a country music festival as "Chicken Fried" by the Zac Brown Band plays in the background.

"Rain or shine, it’s always easy to enjoy a Bud Light," the caption of the 30-second YouTube video reads.
My hot take: Today’s country music sucks ass!
 
St. Louis has literally fucked up so bad at crime that the state is about to takeover the Circuit Prosecutor Attorney office and the entire Police Department. Crime is out of control with the locals running things.



SPECIAL PROSECUTORS (Section 56.601)
This act provides that the Governor, under certain conditions as provided in the act, may appoint one or more special prosecutors to have concurrent jurisdiction with any prosecuting or circuit attorney of this state. A special prosecutor shall have certain requirements as provided in the act.

A special prosecutor shall have concurrent jurisdiction to initiate and prosecute certain felony offenses which are referred to him or her by the Governor, including murder in the first and second degree, assault in the first and second degree, robbery in the first and second degree, and vehicle hijacking.

Once a special prosecutor commences prosecution for a case referred to him or her by the Governor, a special prosecutor may prosecute any additional violations that were part of the same course of criminal conduct. If the prosecuting or circuit attorney has commenced prosecution prior to the appointment of the special prosecutor, such prosecuting or circuit attorney shall immediately withdraw from the prosecution.

Any special prosecutor appointed by the Governor shall serve for a period of up to five years, unless the Governor appoints the prosecutor for an additional term. The Governor may terminate the appointment at any time and replace such special prosecutor.

ST. LOUIS POLICE FORCE
This act provides that the city of St. Louis may pass ordinances, including ordinances for preserving order and protecting the public; but no ordinances shall, in any manner, conflict or interfere with the powers or the exercise of the powers of the Board of Police Commissioners. Additionally, the mayor or any city officer shall not impede or hinder the Board of Police Commissioners. The mayor or any city officer shall be liable for a penalty of $1,000 for each and every offense to hinder the Board and shall forever be disqualified from holding or exercising any office of the city.

Beginning August 28, 2023, the Board shall assume control of the municipal police department of St. Louis and no later than September 28, 2023, the Governor shall appoint four commissioners to the Board who shall serve together with the president of the board of aldermen. The municipal police department shall transfer title and ownership of all indebtedness and assets and accept liability as successor-in-interest for contractual obligations of the police department. The Board shall initially employ, without reduction in rank, salary, or benefits, all commissioned and civilian personnel of the municipal police department.

The Board is required to appoint and employ a permanent police force consisting of not less than 1,313 members. The Board may continue to employ as many non-commissioned police civilians as it deems necessary in order to perform the duties imposed on them, which shall include city marshals and park rangers.

The maximum number of officers of the police force in each rank shall be as follows:
• 76 officers at the rank of lieutenant and above;
• 200 officers at the rank of sergeant; and
• 1,037 officers at the rank of patrolman.



Why don't we enforce the laws currently on the books, especially theft and violence related offenses? Increase foot patrols in areas that have heavy crime? Tighten up bail rules or enforce those? Quit letting repeat offenders out of jail? I don't think it is really that hard. It just isn't something that powers that be, want.
 
St. Louis has literally fucked up so bad at crime that the state is about to takeover the Circuit Prosecutor Attorney office and the entire Police Department. Crime is out of control with the locals running things.



SPECIAL PROSECUTORS (Section 56.601)
This act provides that the Governor, under certain conditions as provided in the act, may appoint one or more special prosecutors to have concurrent jurisdiction with any prosecuting or circuit attorney of this state. A special prosecutor shall have certain requirements as provided in the act.

A special prosecutor shall have concurrent jurisdiction to initiate and prosecute certain felony offenses which are referred to him or her by the Governor, including murder in the first and second degree, assault in the first and second degree, robbery in the first and second degree, and vehicle hijacking.

Once a special prosecutor commences prosecution for a case referred to him or her by the Governor, a special prosecutor may prosecute any additional violations that were part of the same course of criminal conduct. If the prosecuting or circuit attorney has commenced prosecution prior to the appointment of the special prosecutor, such prosecuting or circuit attorney shall immediately withdraw from the prosecution.

Any special prosecutor appointed by the Governor shall serve for a period of up to five years, unless the Governor appoints the prosecutor for an additional term. The Governor may terminate the appointment at any time and replace such special prosecutor.

ST. LOUIS POLICE FORCE
This act provides that the city of St. Louis may pass ordinances, including ordinances for preserving order and protecting the public; but no ordinances shall, in any manner, conflict or interfere with the powers or the exercise of the powers of the Board of Police Commissioners. Additionally, the mayor or any city officer shall not impede or hinder the Board of Police Commissioners. The mayor or any city officer shall be liable for a penalty of $1,000 for each and every offense to hinder the Board and shall forever be disqualified from holding or exercising any office of the city.

Beginning August 28, 2023, the Board shall assume control of the municipal police department of St. Louis and no later than September 28, 2023, the Governor shall appoint four commissioners to the Board who shall serve together with the president of the board of aldermen. The municipal police department shall transfer title and ownership of all indebtedness and assets and accept liability as successor-in-interest for contractual obligations of the police department. The Board shall initially employ, without reduction in rank, salary, or benefits, all commissioned and civilian personnel of the municipal police department.

The Board is required to appoint and employ a permanent police force consisting of not less than 1,313 members. The Board may continue to employ as many non-commissioned police civilians as it deems necessary in order to perform the duties imposed on them, which shall include city marshals and park rangers.

The maximum number of officers of the police force in each rank shall be as follows:
• 76 officers at the rank of lieutenant and above;
• 200 officers at the rank of sergeant; and
• 1,037 officers at the rank of patrolman.

Heard on the radio that the DC police dept is collapsing. They can't hire officers and there are 30 to 40 leaving every month all while crime is up 25%.
Probably more if they were truthful about it.
The question is will the pain of this reach a level for residents to vote out the Dems who have allowed this to happen?
It did in NY when Rudy was elected twice followed by Bloomberg.
 

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