Master Thread Dance Your Cares Away/Fraggle/Law Abiding Citizens

[MortgageHorn]

 

[Sgfeer]

 

[MortgageHorn]

The comments will have you laughing for days!

 

[MortgageHorn]

 

[22*43*51]

 

[MortgageHorn]

 

[imprimis]

Document it--document it all.

 

[FreeMiner]

Ranking Joe Biden with Russia's Historical Adversaries

“First it was Napoleon, then Hitler and now Biden”.
Have you noticed the decline in the quality of the invaders?

Napoleon was a genius, Hitler had delusions of grandeur but he had the ambition to rule the world.
Biden is just a senile old fool who – if he shat himself – would think the weather has got warmer.

 

[Viking]

Now do the vax and the cdc you inflated windbag. SKOL!

 

[tiderollsonu]

Big Boi got some shake n bake

 

[MortgageHorn]

Where's the Poster that likes Fat Chicks?

Come and "Get 'Em"

 

[Sgfeer]

Where's the Poster that likes Fat Chicks?

Come and "Get 'Em"

is that in the boiler room of an old apartment building?

 

[MortgageHorn]

Besides looting for food, Veterinarian buildings will be looted for their Panacur.


At least there was no construction on 35 south of Waxahachie to Salado.

Apparently it was a meteor above McAllen, Texas. A San Antonio newspaper said it was 2 feet diameter and weighed 1,000 pounds. How did they know this since it hasn't been found yet? For meteor hunters something that size would be worth a fortune.

https://dallasexpress.com/state/meteor-streaks-across-texas/?acuuid=14265&utm_source=ActiveCampaign&utm_medium=email&utm_content=Texas+|+Fourth-Best+State+to+See+UFOs&utm_campaign=02+19+23+Newsletter&vgo_ee=+vaqKfzin7PtN7eBIOgqbOPoPnNyWnEL0fNdoPIzHHs=

Re: Avocados From Mexico. Interesting. The US imports 99% of its avocados. Most avocado trees produce one crop a year. However, the state in Mexico where these are grown is unique as the soil allows for 4 crops per year.

https://dallasexpress.com/profiles/avocados-from-mexico-ceo-explains-success/?acuuid=14265&utm_source=ActiveCampaign&utm_medium=email&utm_content=Texas+|+Fourth-Best+State+to+See+UFOs&utm_campaign=02+19+23+Newsletter&vgo_ee=+vaqKfzin7PtN7eBIOgqbOPoPnNyWnEL0fNdoPIzHHs=

Avocados and Eggs down here are abundant and cheap.

 

[BamaRidger]

I believe you have your canals confused. Take a look at Panama and get back to us.

Correct, my apologies. Second drink posting is sometimes sketchy.

 

[MortgageHorn]

I don't do Snow in my local or H-Town

Any of you dummies that live in the cold care to chime in...

 

[Jayhacker]

Biden’s world. We continue to be the laughing stock of the planet

 

[Viking]

I don't do Snow in my local or H-Town

Any of you dummies that live in the cold care to chime in...

Dummies? Who the fuck? Secret is the Alaskan climate weeds out MOST mouthbreathing morons. Columbia is for pussies! Haha SKOL!

 

[MortgageHorn]

Life is Serious We Have to Laugh

What truly made his post was his tagging of the Musical "Hamilton" & Vanilla Ice

 

[MortgageHorn]

Dummies? Who the fuck? Secret is the Alaskan climate weeds out MOST mouthbreathing morons. Columbia is for pussies! Haha SKOL!

You're welcome any time would be lit with you here!

 

[MortgageHorn]

Fucking "Bauce" Right Here

 

[Jayhacker]

is that in the boiler room of an old apartment building?

Hopefully in an underground storage facility in east palestine

 

[22*43*51]

 

[Seasidedawg]

Correct, my apologies. Second drink posting is sometimes sketchy.

I can relate.

 

[Jayhacker]

Fucking "Bauce" Right Here

Gotta hand it to the guy. He ain’t afraid to ruffle some feathers

 

[Viking]

I can relate.

We all can. Nothing like drunk posting in the LAC and being surprised at your eloquence. The words seem to flow so well and then you read them later with the WTF look. Haha SKOL!

 

[s-ou-thern]

So now Ukrainian pensions will accelerate Social Security insolvency…

 

[MortgageHorn]

There goes the neighborhood.

Certain Zip Codes It Won't Work - I grew up in 77024 where 90% is single family homes on large lots with many independent "Villages/Municipalities" that don't allow dividing of lots or multi-family. Area is so in demand now, for example, today a 4000 sq ft lot sells for $640,000 & 28,000 sq ft lot sells for $1,800,000 & 60,000 sq ft lot $4,750,000 those are all lot only - peeps there will tell them to Fuck Off!





Looking back my pops got a deal when he got a 3/4 acre lot for $30K

Memo to Self - should not have sold.

 

[MortgageHorn]

We all can. Nothing like drunk posting in the LAC and being surprised at your eloquence. The words seem to flow so well and then you read them later with the WTF look. Haha SKOL!

@tgsio concurs

 

[Old Glory]

Why is the orange one the smallest? Are they trying to insinuate something?

 

[Viking]

I aint sucking nothing but jolly ranchers. Anyway, whats a feminine penis? Lipstick and a little rouge? The apocolypse is torcherously drawn out at this point.
On a side note. Griffin turned 5 months old and hit 75 pounds. He's a biggun' SKOL!

 

[MortgageHorn]

I aint sucking nothing but jolly ranchers. Anyway, whats a feminine penis? Lipstick and a little rouge? The apocolypse is torcherously drawn out at this point.
On a side note. Griffin turned 5 months old and hit 75 pounds. He's a biggun' SKOL!
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Beautiful Pup

 

[Sgfeer]

There goes the neighborhood.

Certain Zip Codes It Won't Work - I grew up in 77024 where 90% is single family homes on large lots with many independent "Villages/Municipalities" that don't allow dividing of lots or multi-family. Area is so in demand now, for example, today a 4000 sq ft lot sells for $640,000 & 28,000 sq ft lot sells for $1,800,000 & 60,000 sq ft lot $4,750,000 those are all lot only - peeps there will tell them to Fuck Off!





Looking back my pops got a deal when he got a 3/4 acre lot for $30K

Memo to Self - should not have sold.

Tear down some Upper West side apartment buildings in NY and roll in some section 8. Same with upper crust DC hoods

 

[Sgfeer]

Skol

 

[MortgageHorn]

 

[ttyh]

We all can. Nothing like drunk posting in the LAC and being surprised at your eloquence. The words seem to flow so well and then you read them later with the WTF look. Haha SKOL!

That moment when you wake up, pour a cup of coffee, log into LAC and see that little red notification number that says 47 and wonder what in the hell you posted last night.

 

[22*43*51]

 

[MortgageHorn]

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Skol

 

[TopHook]

I aint sucking nothing but jolly ranchers. Anyway, whats a feminine penis? Lipstick and a little rouge? The apocolypse is torcherously drawn out at this point.
On a side note. Griffin turned 5 months old and hit 75 pounds. He's a biggun' SKOL!
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How many pounds?

 

[Viking]

Atleast they know what caused the die off. Up here the king salmon have all but disappeared. The silvers arent too far behind and they blamed global warming on our snow crab die off. Buddy the fish said fuck it pop! Can i stay in here. Haha SKOL!

 

[MortgageHorn]

How many pounds?

What kind of Dog is Griffin?