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MortgageHorn

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Phillip McKraken

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Not for me. They're for a person getting prepared for major surgery who likes licorice. Never licked a butthole--dirty or clean. That's disgusting.
That is why they are needing surgery. The gut is rejecting that filth.
I had my lower ribs removed so I can keel over and drag my rough tongue over and into my butthole. I can guarantee the mouths of the guys/girls you’ve been with have more pathologic bacteria and helminths than my poop cutter.
 

imprimis

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That is why they are needing surgery. The gut is rejecting that filth.
I had my lower ribs removed so I can keel over and drag my rough tongue over and into my butthole. I can guarantee the mouths of the guys/girls you’ve been with have more pathologic bacteria and helminths than my poop cutter.
Unfortunately, it's not gut surgery. For a woman, surgery on a breast is serious. If she likes licorice and wants to eat it, I'll buy her some to ease her through this.

Good for you and licking the shit out of your ass. I hope it has peanuts in it as well. Will give you something crunchy to dine on. Maybe some E. coli or Salmonella too so it's watery when you slurp.
 

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And this is with a media army that covers daily for his incompetent administration. If we had an honest media his approval rating would be in the single digits. If we had an honest media, he would've never been elected.
Your second part about never being elected. He would never had been a Senator for all those years or VP either.

If we had an honest media, JFK would have been the last dem president. And he had lots of baggage.
 
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Well seein as you want to get all fancy. Here is my favorite. My antique Collins saddle axe 2 1/2 lb double bit one handed, it was used by timber cruisers, and packers. Back in the day when freight moved by pack train etc. Picked it up at a yard sale in Arkansas, for 10 dollars. Still had the original Collins mfg sticker on the face. Gonna due it split'em to the teeth Viking style
 

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completely clueless



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^^well sink the fvckers faggots^^
In other news, water is wet, sky is blue. Those phags have been doing this since we've been steaming thru those waters. I've dealt with it numerous times from 2009-2010.
 

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