Master Thread Dance Your Cares Away/Fraggle/Law Abiding Citizens
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The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they should not interfere with God’s divine will.
At the Baptist church, the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistry. The deacons met and decided to put a waterslide on the baptistry and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim, so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.
The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God’s creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist church. Two weeks later, the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water slide.
The Episcopalians tried a much more unique path by setting out pans of whiskey around their church in an effort to kill the squirrels with alcohol poisoning. They sadly learned how much damage a band of drunk squirrels can do.
But the Catholic church came up with a more creative strategy! They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.
Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue. They took the first squirrel and circumcised him. They haven’t seen a squirrel since.
The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they should not interfere with God’s divine will.
At the Baptist church, the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistry. The deacons met and decided to put a waterslide on the baptistry and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim, so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.
The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God’s creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist church. Two weeks later, the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water slide.
The Episcopalians tried a much more unique path by setting out pans of whiskey around their church in an effort to kill the squirrels with alcohol poisoning. They sadly learned how much damage a band of drunk squirrels can do.
But the Catholic church came up with a more creative strategy! They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.
Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue. They took the first squirrel and circumcised him. They haven’t seen a squirrel since.
Those countries' citizens are into orgies. Let Cameltoe do some Dicktaking while there.She should carry a sign "Free BJs for Peace" given her experience/resume.
White House discussing sending Harris to Warsaw, Bucharest
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Joe Biden Offers Work Permits to 75,000 Ukrainians
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GOP Sen. Sullivan: If Ukrainians Can Stand up to Russia, Biden Can Stand up to Left on Energy Production
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Catturd ™ on GETTR : Just so you know … You’re being lied to about everything.
Just so you know … You’re being lied to about everything.
jtcope4 on GETTR: @clinton614 The fact that a governor has to even say this, to give permission to a student to take a mask off their face is mind boggling...
The fact that a governor has to even say this, to give permission to a student to take a mask off their face is mind boggling. We have become a nation ruled by fear and the state instead of love and God.
CharlieDUSA1 on GETTR: @deanomight1 People dying from the vaccines and having heart issues. Govt and media’s reaction. “Oh look a War!!!”
People dying from the vaccines and having heart issues. Govt and media’s reaction. “Oh look a War!!!”
Yet, there are still commercials on TV about vaccinating kids!!!
dirty022
Elite
Pay attention to all our "heros" in this thread. VDH was on Ticker last night in full blown derangement mode. He was calling for military action against Putin. Most of these folks shouldn't be trusted as far as they can be thrown. They make our points but when the rubber meets the road they are all the same.
Emerald Robinson ✝️ on GETTR : Biden has nominated a judge for the Supreme Court who has admitted that she doesn’t know much about constitutional law. Nobo...
Biden has nominated a judge for the Supreme Court who has admitted that she doesn’t know much about constitutional law. Nobody on earth really thinks Ketanji Jackson is a great legal mind. She’s obviously unqualified.
Idiot for getting her dogs near a donkey, she is lucky it didn't kill it on the spot.
Fun fact Donkey's will kill any canine on the spot. Dogs Coyotes wolfs foxes. That is why farmers put them in fields with other animals.
I thought the video feed was not working.
Going to be hard to get 2/3 of the vote in the Senate to convict either of them. The GOP will not be able to flip 17 seats and also get Romney, Collins, or Murkowski's votes.
inFredible
Elite
Hope so he is a real piece of shit, the deep political/grifter state personified.
The bullshit invasion along our southern border, particularly in the Rio Grande Valley of Texas, is rapidly flipping a stalwart democratic area of the state to the GOP.Hispanic women emerge as big winners in Texas GOP primary
When the dust clears after the May 24 runoffs, as many as 8 Latinos — including 6 women — could be Republican congressional nominees.
Hispanic women emerge as big winners in Texas GOP primary
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Quick AF. Thx!!
Interesting that Twitter disabled the ability to share so quickly.
Catturd ™ on GETTR : Liberal IQ test ... - I'm drinking some Russian vodka this weekend. - Joe Biden is giving Russia 36 million dol...
Liberal IQ test ... - I'm drinking some Russian vodka this weekend. - Joe Biden is giving Russia 36 million dollars a day for oil. Which one of us will you call the Putin puppet?
Jack Poso 🇺🇸 on GETTR : They lied about Zaporizhzhya because they want to pull the US into the war The lies will become bigger It'...
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Lindsey better watch out for people with umbrellas coming up behind him.
What are their handles?
inFredible
Elite
See eye ay will probably do it and blame Russia, imagine getting dragged into a war due to a false flag over that piece of shit.
He's not alone. Lots of potential jail time involved in this for lots of people in our govt.
yeah I noticed that also because I wanted to share it.
Wonder how the op got it to post?
Also says a lot when Twitter bans the sharing. Must be over target!
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