Master Thread Dance Your Cares Away/Fraggle/Law Abiding Citizens

[UNC71-00]

The landing strip bush is my favorite bush.

Not including the fire bush of course. The fire bush of any variety trumps all other bushes.

 

[Esso Club]

 

[fsurf02]

God damn that is one bad bitch right there

 

[UNC71-00]

That boob doctor is an absolute artist.

They are the Sistine Chapel of Enhanced Tits

 

[kdsdawg]

less than a minute, interesting video, kinda kills the BS lib narrative, door opened and they walked right past cops and one guy looked like military

 

[tiderollsonu]

Jessica Alba.... She's had me hooked since Dark Angel

 

[Scartiger]

What do you hate more:
Socialist, or
Paragraphs?

I copied and pasted that's what it is.

 

[AuburnGal98]

 

[Raiderred1974]

Is this one of those word games?

Ok my answer:

Shit-Hole

That’s being to nice.

 

[Cooper]

Did someone call?

Coolidge was a very underrated president for a few reasons but mainly because he was considered boring and stiff and a man of few words. But, if you read Amity Shlaes' excellent biography Coolidge, you'll see he was a true conservative with a wonderfully droll sense of humor intentional or not. A couple of examples:

At a dinner party, a woman seated next to him said, "Mr. President. I have a small wager with my friend that I can get you to say 3 words to me tonight." He turned to her and said, "You lose."

One Sunday he had gone to church by himself and upon returning his wife asked what the minister had spoken about? Coolidge responded, "Sin".
And what did he say about it? Coolidge responded, "He was against it".

Don’t remember who said it, but I have always loved this. “It is better to remain quiet and appear a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.”

 

[22*43*51]

That's great and all but I'm not sure I want to rest our future on the grand strategy of "schooling the left on the concept of federalism"

That's one of the more pathetic and unserious answers I've seen

Yeah, that was a worthless statement by West.

Trying to sound like a strategic military war college professor after the fact, when the”infiltrate” and “envelopment” happened on his fucking watch.

 

[Scartiger]

 

[RAK187Vet]

It pissed me off so I changed it without any mod privileges, because well, I’m a wizard and shit.







Seriously though, wtf happened? I got “in” on the first post on 101, now I’m the last post on 100. I’ll take it though and I recant my fuck.

It’s the stuff legends are of made of. When our children’s, children’s look back in the history books, it will be you, the legend Merlin, that they remember as as closing out 100.

 

[V0LUNT33R]

The landing strip bush is my favorite bush.

Not including the fire bush of course. The fire bush of any variety trumps all other bushes.

 

[Npklee]

This Simon Parkes dude saying he talked to Q tells me he’s FOS.

Let’s assume Q is real. He is someone extremely close to the president. Like a Scavino type.

And this Simon Parkes who I think it had posted earlier itt says he has had alien interactions or some shit, is claiming to have access to someone like that. Not only access like that but they would tell him hey I’m Q?

Yeah dude ruined any chance I would believe anything he says with that one.

 

[MiDaS22]

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You chose the blue pill?

 

[tnboles]

Honestly, it’s infuriating but at the same time it needs to happen. The only way these elected officials are going to start doing the people’s work is if they aren’t being paid by opposition.

most will not step out of line if it hurts them. But when they have nothing to lose, they are free to do as they please.

Read this load of shit

Business titans pull back from GOP after Capitol insurrection — POLITICO

The split between the GOP and business is widening after some Republicans voted against Electoral College certification after last week's riot.

apple.news

 

[wrecking_crew]

Colin Powell Abandons GOP: 'I Can No Longer Call Myself a Republican'

Ex-Secretary of State Colin Powell said he no longer considers himself a Republican in the wake of last week's attack on the Capitol.

www.breitbart.com

You knew CP was full of ish when he abandoned his “conservative” principles to support BHO. I guess it wasn’t racist though to support a person the same color as you that has opposite beliefs. Or CP never was a conservative at all. In my estimation probably both.

 

[TheJunto]

I can’t get over Hathaway in the catwoman suit.

My number one will always be Jennifer Aniston.

 

[khael-hawk]

Chairman West's Monday Message for 01.11.21

Chairman Col Allen West

“Cool Heads Always Prevail”

In my 22 years of active duty service in the US Army, I learned many lessons in leadership. I would be happy to share them with you, as they are enshrined on the 3×5 cards I carry. Having served in combat, my first combat tour was 30 years ago in Operation Desert Shield/Storm. It became very apparent that when bullets begin to fly, it is the resilient, resolved, and focused commander that inspires victory. I have always stated, “no one follows a Frantic Fannie into combat.” At this tumultuous time in our American history, I must reiterate this leadership maxim: “Cool Heads Always Prevail.”

This past week, after the disturbing events of Wednesday, my cell phone blew up, and it continued through the weekend. The prevailing question was, “Colonel, what do we do now?” As I drove home after our Republican Party of Texas Legislative Priorities Rally on Saturday in Austin, I had to make that “pause for the cause” in Hillsboro. I decided to fill up the gas tank at the 7-Eleven there off I-35, and a young black man from Arlington, who was at the rally, came up to me. He asked, “Sir, can we stop the communist takeover of America?” I looked at him resolutely and told him that we sure can, and that was why we were at the Capitol building rallying.

Having been in combat, I know the prudence of being calculating — yet swift to act — when engaging your adversary. I would recommend y’all read about the battles of Alexander the Great. I have had folks ask me when will President Trump enact the Insurrection Act and deploy the military? To that I respond: I pray he does not.

Now, to the anxious, angry, frustrated, and upset, that is not the answer they desire.

The Army taught me the five forms of maneuver against the enemy: infiltration, penetration, turning movement, envelopment, and frontal assault. Thirty years ago, our forces in Kuwait and Iraq conducted what is probably the largest envelopment operation in military history since Hannibal’s successful double envelopment of the Roman legions at the Battle of Cannae. The problem with Republicans is that we often choose the worst form of maneuver, the frontal assault. Just study Pickett’s charge on the third day of the Battle of Gettysburg.

Therefore, here is my response to the question of what we should do now: The real issue from the 2020 election cycle has less to do with mythical beasts — like the Kracken — and, more with the understanding as to how the left enveloped Republican State legislatures. The left targeted and encircled key Republican State legislatures in places like Georgia, Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Arizona, among others, and changed election law by way of governors, secretaries of state, and judicial activism. They relied on the belief that these State legislatures would be slow, or even reticent, to respond. They implemented such unconstitutional actions such as universal mail-in ballots and changing ballot signature verification standards. Governors enacted emergency declarations to deal with a “pandemic” that has a 99.96 percent recovery rate. These executives made us believe that this “pandemic” suspended the rule of law, election law. As well, the left has been incredibly effective in preventing the review of voter rolls in states all over the country.

State legislatures need to reaffirm their enumerated legislative powers and erase dictates that say only a governor can call them back into session. They need to refine the meaning of an emergency. The number one Legislative Priority for the Republican Party of Texas is Election Integrity. We need to tighten up our election laws, enforce voter registration roll reviews, disallow the registration and voting of illegal immigrants, ban the use of universal mail-in balloting — which is not the same as absentee ballots — and reduce the time for “early voting.” Heck, we even had the County Clerk in Harris County expand “curbside” voting into heavily Democrat precincts. But, not only here in Texas, this has to be a priority for Republican-held State legislatures across the nation. There was a reason why Eric Holder was targeting state legislatures. Lastly, there have to be real penalties for enacting voter fraud and conducting illegal voting activities. It becomes rather Pavlovian if there are not. Next, on the first Tuesday in May of 2021, we will have municipal level elections in Texas. Let’s be honest, these elections are not “non-partisan.” We must focus on winning elections for City Council, School Board, County Commissioner, County Clerk, heck, Water Management District elections. If we want better election activities in our respective counties, that means controlling more county commissions in the state of Texas.

I know, everyone says that it is too hard. Do you want to know what is hard? Try changing the engine out of a US Army M1 Abrams tank in the middle of winter in South Korea. I watched that back in 1995. Getting off your keister and finding good quality candidates that can run in local elections, where often the turnout is less than 10 percent ain’t hard . . . but it is vital. I want you to think about who is making the decisions about elections at the local level, yet another way leftists have penetrated and infiltrated our cities, schools, and county-level administrations. The next vital play comes with the redistricting of political office districts that only comes every 10 years. Since we maintained a strong majority in both the Texas House and Senate, we control this process. This will shape the political landscape of Texas, and other states, for the next 10 years. This was the main reason why Eric Holder, Michael Bloomberg, and Barack Obama dumped some $25 million into Texas. Texas Republicans control this process and must realize this strategic opportunity, and not concern themselves with “fairness” to the progressive socialist left. I think we are getting a lesson right now in the ruthlessness of the left. We can ill afford to be Neville Chamberlains and believe that appeasement, compromise, and acquiescence to the leftists are viable courses of action.

That brings me to this final point, as I know there are still those doggone hot heads out there who want a “revolution.” Just remember, when you read the Declaration of Independence, that our Founding Fathers sought every possible manner of petition to King George. But our history, both as a state and a nation, evidences the one thing that we will not tolerate: disarmament. In America, we have always recognized that an armed individual is a citizen, and an unarmed one is a subject. This is why another of the Republican Party of Texas Legislative Priorities is Constitutional Carry. Remember these dates in our history: April 19, 1775, and October 2, 1835. These are two dates where the Sons of Liberty in Massachusetts and Texians in Gonzales responded to the threat and imminent objective of a tyrannical government to disarm them. In both cases, the actions on Lexington Green and the field of Gonzales spurred forth movements toward independence. If the progressive socialist left — aka the Democrat Party — seeks to pursue a “mandatory gun buyback” initiative, then they will have followed suit with the previous tyrants who dared the same. They will have, indeed, doused themselves with gasoline and struck a match.

The way forward is not to conduct a frontal assault, but envelop the left, outmaneuver them, play chess, not checkers, and anticipate their next move and block it. If the Bidenistas want open borders, we say no! If the Bidenistas want the Green New Deal and decimation of our oil and gas industry, we say no! If the leftists believe that they can mandate equality, we say no! National lockdowns, the decimation of our small businesses, and mandated mask-wearing, no more, unless government officials want to stop being paid. The best stimulus for our economy is small business. The government does not exist to protect our health, that is our responsibility. Government exists to protect our rights . . . and that is not defined as the ideological agenda of the progressive socialist left.

We must be resolute, forthright, and stand like an immovable rock. We must school the left on the concept of federalism.

FIFY, sort of.

 

[Gruss]

Here he goes again

 

[jthagood03]

OK, conspiracy sleuths, I need your help with this one. I walked into the office this morning and found this open on my desk. One of my staff opened it thinking it was a part for one of our machines.

It may be nothing, but it is an item of immaterial value that came unsolicited from China. Have you heard of anybody else receiving things like this? It reminds me of this Spring when they sent tons of random seed packets over without any reason.

It was mailed directly to our business, though we have never done business with any companies in China.

I once received a bluetooth keyboard unsolicited from China. I proceeded to smash that shit in the driveway to make sure no one in my family, or anyone, could use it.

Used to also get weird breaking financial news stories on the Yahoo finance app at night written in what I assume was mandarin, only the stories would be dated for the next day.

 

[Moosepoo80]

I think the increased militarey action is to guard the Capitol over the inauguration. Thos 3 British people said all the major social medias would crash yesterday and nothing happened. I can't trust them any longer

 

[imprimis]

Only BDD Can Troll The World Like a Fucking 10 to the 10th 3 Bazillion Chess Master

He's going to address the nation from "Alamo" Texas.

Alamo is significant with "Last Stand" "Right vs Wrong" "Good Common Folk vs Evil Empire" "Line in the Sand"

It's Going to Be Glorious

And he's not doing it from the Alamo so not to take away it's glory & sanctuary.

The Elitist Press is going to HATE Alamo Texas which makes it even better!

Fucking Brilliant!!!

I think the last time Trump was in the RGV that moron at CNN, Acosta, looked at the wall and said he saw nobody coming through.

 

[Wolf Rockdale]

Says Q started out as 4 guys and a quantum computer that can tell the future.....alright Simon, alright. I wanted to believe this guy, but that’s just too far out there

 

[shiv]

Is this serious?

Absolutely

 

[khael-hawk]

Hey guys read this and tell me what you think. It kind of seemed like a let down. AKA that nothing may happen, but then again, it may just be mis info...or just going over what could have been done..its from Patrick Byrne the overstock guy on what happened about Natty guard counting votes etc. You late nighters read and then post. I am kind of not sure what to think on this one.

A PEACEFUL Way to Resolve This Crisis – Deep Capture

That is a man that thinks this is about an election. It is not.

 

[Powerman26]

Ho hum, just normal activity at a truck stop

His lot lizard sounds hot.

 

[Encarnacion]

They don’t call him China Joe for nothing. I’m all in because what’s the point of thinking otherwise, but I sure hope the plan fvcking works!

 

[Sgfeer]

Coolidge was a very underrated president for a few reasons but mainly because he was considered boring and stiff and a man of few words. But, if you read Amity Shlaes' excellent biography Coolidge, you'll see he was a true conservative with a wonderfully droll sense of humor intentional or not. A couple of examples:

At a dinner party, a woman seated next to him said, "Mr. President. I have a small wager with my friend that I can get you to say 3 words to me tonight." He turned to her and said, "You lose."

One Sunday he had gone to church by himself and upon returning his wife asked what the minister had spoken about? Coolidge responded, "Sin".
And what did he say about it? Coolidge responded, "He was against it".

And today, someone like this wouldn't even be allowed to run their own business. You have to be flamboyant and new age, or cancel culture will get you.

 

[Long cat]

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What if a private hospital system didn’t allow access to drs or patients who have performed/ had abortions?

 

[Wolf Rockdale]

I think the increased militarey action is to guard the Capitol over the inauguration. Thos 3 British people said all the major social medias would crash yesterday and nothing happened. I can't trust them any longer

Agreed. I mean, at the least they should follow up with a “oops”, but nothing

 

[BigtimeAub]

Nope. I figure, if all of the vaccinations that I received in the Marine Corps didn't permanently sterilize me, or kill me, nothing else will either. But if it's my time to go, it's my time to go. But if I'm being totally honest, I'll probably end up getting it at some point because I'm confident that Alabama Blue Cross Blue Shield will start requiring it for Local Government Health Insurance Board plans. If they do that, I'll have to get it to keep my plan, but more importantly, to keep my wife and kids on the plan. It would cost me 4-5 times as much to go the private route and get a 1:1 policy.

 

[thenick_ttu]

This Simon Parkes dude saying he talked to Q tells me he’s FOS.

Let’s assume Q is real. He is someone extremely close to the president. Like a Scavino type.

And this Simon Parkes who I think it had posted earlier itt says he has had alien interactions or some shit, is claiming to have access to someone like that. Not only access like that but they would tell him hey I’m Q?

Yeah dude ruined any chance I would believe anything he says with that one.

I agree. He also talked about Pompeo tweets coming every 5 minutes yesterday. I went and checked Pompeo's twitter and they never became more frequent than 30 minutes. Did Pompeo delete tweets? If not, Parkes is completely full of shit and easily verified that he's FOS.

 

[Sgfeer]

Dr. Sowell out of retirement

Is Truth Irrelevant? by Thomas Sowell (townhall.com)

Dennis Prager's follow up to last weeks "Good German"

The 'Good American' by Dennis Prager (townhall.com)

The Conservative Purge Won’t Stop With Big Tech by Todd Starnes (townhall.com)


Some real good quick reading

 

[PinkelsVisor]

Between the alien experiences and talking with Q I am out on Simon.

Some tangible things we do know though is the fact there are a shit ton of armed military at DC with a fence around the Capital, White House and Supreme Court. We also know Antifa is ramping up and that they 100 percent are responsible for the shit that went down last week at the Capital and Media is covering it up, saying it is MAGA that did it.

I am hoping some of this Italy stuff is true also and starts to come out but we do not have any solid evidence of that yet.

 

[Scartiger]

Suck it Mark!

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• Facebook tumbled as much as 4.5% on Monday as the company's indefinite ban of President Trump continued to drive investors out of the stock.
• The plunge saw $33.6 billion erased from Facebook's market cap at intraday lows.
• CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced the ban on Thursday, saying the president's role in the violent storming of the Capitol makes it too risky to keep him on the platform.
• Twitter, which permanently banned Trump on Friday, also underperformed amid the broad market slump.
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Facebook sank as much as 4.5% on Monday as investors continued to balk at the platform's ban of President Donald Trump.
The slide saw $33.6 billion erased from Facebook's market cap at intraday lows. Shares have since pared some losses and now trade about 2.6% lower.
The stock's decline comes as Wall Street reconciles with the president's role in encouraging supporters to storm the Capitol on Wednesday. Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced on Thursday the company would ban Trump "indefinitely," adding the risks of allowing him to remain on the platform "are simply too great."
Read more: Goldman Sachs says to buy these 29 stocks poised to deliver the strongest sales growth through year-end



Twitter, which permanently banned Trump on Friday, also underperformed the broader market slump on Monday. The downturns saw the communications-services stocks drop more than any other S&P 500 sector.
While Facebook is far from the only platform to ban Trump, it is among the largest to do so. Investors likely fear that the move will lead pro-Trump users to boycott the website and congregate elsewhere. Right-wing social-media platform Parler was poised to take in such users until Amazon removed the website from its hosting service.
Additionally, CNN's Kevin Liptak reported on Monday that the president might retaliate against big tech companies in response to the bans. He signaled he may lash out through executive actions against the companies but it's unclear what those policies would look like, sources familiar with the matter told CNN.
Facebook traded at $259.78 as of 11:45 a.m. ET, down roughly 4% year-to-date. The company has 51 "buy" ratings, three "hold" ratings, and two "sell" ratings from analysts.

 

[Nape]

God bless him. That Beetlejuice bitch flat out lied about not knowing or being informed about that poor woman's encounter with 'justice'.

And it's kinda cool how many successful people come out of UD.


*And now I'll tell y'all (since this year she's obviously not going to be front and center) that girl everybody was talking about as 'the super fan' at all the UD games last year? That's my daughter's best friend and housemate. She's in the Red Scare. That's why she was always right there, up front. She's an amazing, brilliantly intelligent, absolutely hilarious girl. She has my kind of humor. And she's beautiful, inside and out. We adore her and her family. (My husband and his family have been close to her family since he was little) The girls and 12 of their friends all spent their last 2 weeks of fall semester in Captiva. No reason to do online stuck in Dayton.

She's someone that will do something to make our world a better place.

It really is crazy the success of UD grads near me. My next door neighbor and his wife both went to UD. He is a VP at Arena Pharmaceuticals. His son is a FR at UD. I also have two other UD neighbors, one was an Emmy award winning sound guy for Oprah and the other is a managing director or some shit with Microsoft. All three do quite well.

 

[Jayhacker]

Got damn y'all are som awesome SOBs! Just hit the donation page and it’s over $14k. Proud of you Patriots! Good Bless the USofA!

Can I make some patches using that logo?

 

[wrecking_crew]

Victory or death!

Edit for humble parenting brag: my 9 year old son is reciting William B. Travis’ letter at his school’s assembly.