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Crazy Folks In Fast Food Joints
- Thread starter JJJohn
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"The milkshake machine is broken" is lazy employee speak for "we didn't feel like cleaning the milkshake machine."
TJHall1
Legendary
So then that dumb cunt should go somewhere else.
People suck
wood
TJHall1
Legendary
Fify
ATL Shawty!
after she gives me the sects
Jtrain80
Legendary
<golf clap gif>
QuanChi
Elite
Clearly you have never been to Atlanta. This happens on a daily basis at every single McDonalds in the city.
You couldn’t even imagine what happens at the Burger Kings
This is how 90% of the people in America act. It's a complete shitshow here and basically 9.9% of the people carry the country on their backs. The other 0.1% are our corporate overlords (praise be unto them)
JJJohn
Poster
And yet according to the hippies and commies and other "woke" crazies anything before the libtards ruined our civilisation was a time of savagery and poverty, whereas the liberals with their drugs and marxist bullshit and victim posturing and political thuggery have brought us enlightenment and prosperity.
Before the libtard rampage people put a premium on civility and good manners.
One of my biggest grievances with America is the amount of fast food places.
Take half those fuckers and turn them into plumbers and electricians.
Turn the other half in truck drivers if yore feeling real frisky.
profit.
JJJohn
Poster
That's frightening. There are some spectacular porkers in Australia too.
According to Wikipedia the US only ranks as number 20. The champion is Nauru.
List of sovereign states by body mass index - Wikipedia
You know that guy thinks he looks cool because he’s on a motorcycle
Link went to shit what was it
Fuck im a McFlood
One lil patch of sand and you got a 100k from funniest home videos
You shoulda been born in the 30s
I was in spirit.
We are here now for whatever reason it is. Cherish it froggy bottoms
I laff Nd Laffer and still smilin
Ftr
Ftr I have red eyes half the time and all my hair all the time. And if I saw Skelton try to kiss me I would elbow his nose w an upper cut move sweep his leg,chop his throat, the suffocate. I am not imposing but I grew up right
JJJohn
Poster
What is most admirable about the people from the time before the madness is that despite adversity, despite the great depression followed by the biggest war in history they still managed to remain cheerful and behave like ladies and gentlemen.
People were generally reasonable, kind, and supportive of their country back then.
It’s a shame what our country has become now.
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