Anybody made sexy with a stump chick?

[d-tiger45]

Had sex with a midget chick a few times and ankles on my chest was cool but anyone had knee stump on chest before?

Sorry to ask but I'm higher than giraffe neck and have been pornhubing weird things.

Delete if too far outside the realm of normal shit posts.

 

[OrangenBlue98]

No, but I wouldn't be against it in the right circumstance.

Hope this helps...

 

[ShaolinNole]

We talking legless or armless? Armless would maybe feel kinda coercive but you could prop the legs above your shoulders and plow away. Legless would not give enough leverage imo, but lazy doggy anal might be intriguing. What about both? That would be a total freak show.

 

[Deleted member 2886]

Hilarious shit guys!

 

[Deleted member 2886]

Does an eyeball count as a limb?

Hooked up with this fine looking,......one eyed chick for a bit, pretty sure her name was Luka, or something.

She had a fake eye, ya could hardly even tell.

Unless ya get too blazed,...start buzzin out on the whole fuckin eye thing.

 

[BurntJ]

We talking legless or armless? Armless would maybe feel kinda coercive but you could prop the legs above your shoulders and plow away. Legless would not give enough leverage imo, but lazy doggy anal might be intriguing. What about both? That would be a total freak show.

Welp bro! Not sure how many years it took on this planet BUT you sir, have found yore expertise! Congrats……

 

[Emma tenywa]

@Oler Ted , have you ever??

 

[Sgfeer]

 

[DnATL]

We talking legless or armless? Armless would maybe feel kinda coercive but you could prop the legs above your shoulders and plow away. Legless would not give enough leverage imo, but lazy doggy anal might be intriguing. What about both? That would be a total freak show.

nah, armless and legless would just lay there during the sexing - might as well just do it with your wife then
(but if she was a deaf mute too.........)

oh, and my friend says, you best run away if she says she has a "peg leg"

 

[weaponoffreedom]

Does an eyeball count as a limb?

Hooked up with this fine looking,......one eyed chick for a bit, pretty sure her name was Luka, or something.

She had a fake eye, ya could hardly even tell.

Unless ya get too blazed,...start buzzin out on the whole fuckin eye thing.

no

 

[ShaolinNole]

nah, armless and legless would just lay there during the sexing - might as well just do it with your wife then
(but if she was a deaf mute too.........)

oh, and my friend says, you best run away if she says she has a "peg leg"

I don’t know, you could put her on top and she might wiggle like a worm. Also probably great at BJ’s.

 

[Snuffleuffagus]

4'10" Zeta cheerleader in college. Does that count?

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

4'10" Zeta cheerleader in college. Does that count?

I'll allow it

 

[Oler Ted]

@Oler Ted , have you ever??

Not my thing brother!