They even took the dog with them so I literally have zero responsibilities right now. How should I spend my day?
Wife and Kids just left and won’t be back till late tonight
- Thread starter Ostate4life
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My first thought reminded me of an old Greg Newton post. Here's part of it:
I caught one around the New Mexico line in 98 that I layed up in bed with for about a week. After around the third day she had to abort the poor bastard in the toilet from the digging and tunneling I was doing every hour on the hour. The room smelled like a bums nutt
sack, but the sex was better than a no one's at home Sunday tug.
I caught one around the New Mexico line in 98 that I layed up in bed with for about a week. After around the third day she had to abort the poor bastard in the toilet from the digging and tunneling I was doing every hour on the hour. The room smelled like a bums nutt
sack, but the sex was better than a no one's at home Sunday tug.
You should buy a shit ton of cheap pizza, whip out an old NCAA video game, and run through fvckin seasons on dynasty mode until you crawl into bed around 2:30 and whisper in your wifes ear that you lead Wyoming to its first title in an upset win over Alabama. She'll no doubt give you a BJ when you tell her you were 5-0 in Kibbie Dome against ranked teams.
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Honestly couldn't dream up a more perfect day.
Your screen name is what I aspire to do every Friday and Saturday. Props to you sir
