Wife and Kids just left and won’t be back till late tonight

[Ostate4life]

They even took the dog with them so I literally have zero responsibilities right now. How should I spend my day?

 

[skramer100]

They even took the dog with them so I literally have zero responsibilities right now. How should I spend my day?

 

[BoiseGator]

 

[Gators300]

My first thought reminded me of an old Greg Newton post. Here's part of it:

I caught one around the New Mexico line in 98 that I layed up in bed with for about a week. After around the third day she had to abort the poor bastard in the toilet from the digging and tunneling I was doing every hour on the hour. The room smelled like a bums nutt
sack, but the sex was better than a no one's at home Sunday tug.

 

[Whiskey&Weed]

You should buy a shit ton of cheap pizza, whip out an old NCAA video game, and run through fvckin seasons on dynasty mode until you crawl into bed around 2:30 and whisper in your wifes ear that you lead Wyoming to its first title in an upset win over Alabama. She'll no doubt give you a BJ when you tell her you were 5-0 in Kibbie Dome against ranked teams.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

Baylor game and bourbon. Few tugs throughout the day.

 

[ncin29]

Hit up the local strip club

 

[Gators300]

Hit up the local strip club

 

[Kenny Orange Powers]

You should buy a shit ton of cheap pizza, whip out an old NCAA video game, and run through fvckin seasons on dynasty mode until you crawl into bed around 2:30 and whisper in your wifes ear that you lead Wyoming to its first title in an upset win over Alabama. She'll no doubt give you a BJ when you tell her you were 5-0 in Kibbie Dome against ranked teams.

Honestly couldn't dream up a more perfect day.

 

[4n6tox]

Your poor dick.

 

[Sgfeer]

My first thought reminded me of an old Greg Newton post. Here's part of it:

I caught one around the New Mexico line in 98 that I layed up in bed with for about a week. After around the third day she had to abort the poor bastard in the toilet from the digging and tunneling I was doing every hour on the hour. The room smelled like a bums nutt
sack, but the sex was better than a no one's at home Sunday tug.

That should be on a Hallmark card

 

[d-tiger45]

Get high, Jack off a few times, order wings and pizza and have a few cocktails.

 

[d-tiger45]

You should buy a shit ton of cheap pizza, whip out an old NCAA video game, and run through fvckin seasons on dynasty mode until you crawl into bed around 2:30 and whisper in your wifes ear that you lead Wyoming to its first title in an upset win over Alabama. She'll no doubt give you a BJ when you tell her you were 5-0 in Kibbie Dome against ranked teams.

Your screen name is what I aspire to do every Friday and Saturday. Props to you sir