Why do my theads seem to peter out?

[Rebarcock.]

I m curious as to why. Do i not entertain you? Do you not have a smile or shit eatin' smile?

 

[Rebarcock.]

Sorry for wondering while i drank. I m doing to bed by 9pm. I gotta poop before I work.

 

[d-tiger45]

I like em OP. I’m (solid middle class) country white trash and we seem like kindred souls.

 

[America 1st]

The only thread that never dies is dancing OP.

Don't take it personally; it's just math and stuff.

 

[Jtrain80]

Never figured out the exact science to starting the perfect thread.

 

[pleaseclap]

Never figured out the exact science to starting the perfect thread.

Give @Esso Club a shout.

 

[quickfeet]

I just keep slinging shit at the wall and some sticks some doesn’t - I stopped caring. It’s weird because sometimes the ones I think will be good get no attention and then I’ll just throw up something retarded and come back hours later and it’s multiple pages

I love your threads, I can tell they come from the heart.

 

[Jtrain80]

Give @Esso Club a shout.

like this?

 

[quickfeet]

like this?

Yeah you can never go wrong throwing up some tits and asking for a rating. Rank em threads work alright too

 

[Jtrain80]

Yeah you can never go wrong throwing up some tits and asking for a rating. Rank em threads work alright too

Paw Paw has made a living off of it for years huh?

 

[absoluteUnit]

Shooters shoot. Sometimes you’re hot, sometimes you’re not

 

[Croot_Overlord]

This one ain’t Peterin out. I’m on bump patrol here

 

[GarnetPild]

Your grocery store thread was epic, but seeing how you are the only one with even one such story, much less dozens of them, nobody else really had much to contribute. Keep doing you though, my brother.

 

[GatorOK]

I am known as a thread killer. Never understood why, but I accept it.

 

[absoluteUnit]

I am known as a thread killer. Never understood why, but I accept it.

Well you just ruined this one. I’m about to make a new one if you will stop by

 

[absoluteUnit]

You’re not gonna get this thread tonight Peter. I need to get some sleep now. Big day tomorrow

 

[GarnetPild]

You’re not gonna get this thread tonight Peter. I need to get some sleep now. Big day tomorrow

Home depot? Bed Bath & Beyond?

Spoiler

 

[absoluteUnit]

Home depot? Bed Bath & Beyond?

Spoiler

No plans really. Just hang out on the couch, but I have a feeling today will be special.

 

[Jtrain80]

No plans really. Just hang out on the couch, but I have a feeling today will be special.

As long as it is special to you.

 

[GarnetPild]

No plans really. Just hang out on the couch, but I have a feeling today will be special.

I really do hope you have a special day, but my post was entirely a joke if you watch the spoiler.

 

[absoluteUnit]

I really do hope you have a special day, but my post was entirely a joke if you watch the spoiler.

 

[quickfeet]

How is your day going @Rebarcock.

 

[Chris Farley]

It’s because OP’s, well....

 

[Rebarcock.]

How is your day going @Rebarcock.

Working like a borrowed slave. Welding posts and fabricating rebar. HOT days coming. 85 now

 

[quickfeet]

Working like a borrowed slave. Welding posts and fabricating rebar. HOT days coming. 85 now

Keep going man, quitting time is around the corner then you can go cut some grass on the new mower

 

[Rebarcock.]

Keep going man, quitting time is around the corner then you can go cut some grass on the new mower

Ive been here since 530. Im done. Fixing to go get my oil changed and pu stiff to make tacos for dinner

 

[Croot_Overlord]

Ive been here since 530. Im done. Fixing to go get my oil changed and pu stiff to make tacos for dinner

Hell yeah. Stay outta trouble at the grocery store

 

[Croot_Overlord]

Be gone Peter!

 

[laterallyshaking]

Keep your peter away from me.

 

[Huskers2008]

I m curious as to why. Do i not entertain you? Do you not have a smile or shit eatin' smile?

Because you have #2 reinforcing for a pecker and honestly, well, that’s just not cool.

 

[absoluteUnit]

Because you have #2 reinforcing for a pecker and honestly, well, that’s just not cool.

That is really cool I think. Very erotic and intimidating

 

[Joe Kings]

Ive never been a good thread starter OP. Its a mixture of things for me. Im a great, borderline elite poster though. Ive gotten really mean over covid too. Never in my life have i been so mean.

 

[quickfeet]

How's work going today @rebarcock

 

[Rebarcock.]

How's work going today @rebarcock

Good. That name is my bastard son FYI.
@Rebarcock. Is my handle.

Pumped out 6 tons of rebar and about 8k in fabricated beams and posts. So close to 20k in a day. Not too shabby

 

[quickfeet]

Good. That name is my bastard son FYI.
@Rebarcock. Is my handle.

Pumped out 6 tons of rebar and about 8k in fabricated beams and posts. So close to 20k in a day. Not too shabby

What you got planned for the weekend?

 

[AgEngDawg]

I m curious as to why. Do i not entertain you? Do you not have a smile or shit eatin' smile?

Have you consulted a urologist?

 

[Rebarcock.]

What you got planned for the weekend?

Working at my shop in myrtle sat to help them out. Shorthanded and we got a million dollar rebar job. Then Sunday i rented a bobcat to move 32 yards of fill dirt to try and reclaim my yard from the swamp. Somewhere in there take my coonhound for a long hike. I havent walked him in a couple days and he doesn't put up w that kinda shit