Where’s the Masters thread / Pearl Harbor part 2

[SADUCFKNIGHT]

?*

 

[AgEngDawg]

Pulling for the skinny guy Zaltaros or whatever.

Gym bro Bryson let me down.

 

[SOTrojan]

4 shot lead down to 1 already.

 

[SADUCFKNIGHT]

It’s setting up for a fantastic finish.*

 

[Quatch$]

This jap is Teflon right now. Nothing against the guy but I don’t want him to win. No racist.

 

[Quatch$]

80 years after Pearl Harbor is still too soon to see a Japanese win the Masters. C’mon Zalatoris, or I’d even take a damned limp wristed Canadian or Englishman, or Australian. Even though we bailed all their asses out of WWII, at least they were on the right side.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

I’m a strong armed surfer and he’s a bad ass golfer. You and myself would shoot a 138 on this course.

BTW, the GOAT is Asian. Blasian, whatever you wanna call him.

 

[tiderollsonu]

What is Tiger shooting?

 

[Zach10]

I like the Zalatoris kid.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

lol at anyone against the Jap. He’s about to enjoy a green jacket.

 

[Quatch$]

I’m a strong armed surfer and he’s a bad ass golfer. You and myself would shoot a 138 on this course.

BTW, the GOAT is Asian. Blasian, whatever you wanna call him.

Not Japanese though. Vietnamese.

I also like Chinese food. Don’t mean I want a chinaman to win the masters.

 

[Jayhox]

Zalatoris can’t read a medium breaking downhill putt to save his life.

 

[Jayhox]

Zalatoris can’t read a medium breaking downhill putt to save his life.

Or uphill, apparently. 😄

 

[AgEngDawg]

I like the Zalatoris kid.

 

[Jayhox]

lol at anyone against the Jap. He’s about to enjoy a green jacket.

I think NASCAR designed his hat.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

I think NASCAR designed his hat.

I asked over on discord.... what are his next endorsements?

 

[Jayhox]

I asked over on discord.... what are his next endorsements?

 

[Jtrain80]

Not Japanese though. Vietnamese.

I also like Chinese food. Don’t mean I want a chinaman to win the masters.

My local gas station owner told the guy in front of me after screwing up his order, sorry I no good at math.

I told him asains were supposed to he good at math.

The old man in front of me almost cried he laughed so hard.

 

[AmericanViking]

80 years after Pearl Harbor is still too soon to see a Japanese win the Masters. C’mon Zalatoris, or I’d even take a damned limp wristed Canadian or Englishman, or Australian. Even though we bailed all their asses out of WWII, at least they were on the right side.

Maybe Roosevelt shouldn’t have just let them die knowing it was coming.

 

[Croot_Overlord]

80 years after Pearl Harbor is still too soon to see a Japanese win the Masters. C’mon Zalatoris, or I’d even take a damned limp wristed Canadian or Englishman, or Australian. Even though we bailed all their asses out of WWII, at least they were on the right side.

I was having the exact thoughts earlier!

 

[RJ2kWJ]

He’s about to fuck up 1980.

 

[Croot_Overlord]

I went outside and it’s almost turned into a snooze fest. Tiny door cracked open with the bogey*

 

[RJ2kWJ]

Ball. Game.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

Does he have a polo I can enjoy?

 

[Croot_Overlord]

Man matsu has been super fuckin lucky his last two shots

 

[Croot_Overlord]

Sucks not having it down to the wire for sure. Kinda how it was last year with DJ too

 

[Croot_Overlord]

Come on Xander make this shit interesting

 

[RJ2kWJ]

Come on Xander make this shit interesting

Sorry boss. It’s over.

 

[Croot_Overlord]

Sorry boss. It’s over.

Yeah yore right

 

[RJ2kWJ]

Yeah yore right

Just enjoy it.

 

[Croot_Overlord]

Just enjoy it.

She will be waiting for Hideki at home:

 

[RJ2kWJ]

She will be waiting for Hideki at home:

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Ok I need that lady in my life. I knew their was a reason I never married.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

Holy shit.

 

[Croot_Overlord]

Holy shit.

What happened? I walked away

 

[Jayhox]

What happened? I walked away

Rocket shot over the green and into the far drink. 🤣

 

[Jayhox]

Where is Schauffeleffelele from? I have R.E.M., OAR, Freddie Jones Band, Van Morrison, the Samples, Big Head Todd, etc., playing and not listening to the broadcasters.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

What happened? I walked away

Water shot. This is awesome.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

Where is Schauffeleffelele from? I have R.E.M., OAR, Freddie Jones Band, Van Morrison, the Samples, Big Head Todd, etc., playing and not listening to the broadcasters.

Unfortunately a Cali kid.

 

[Jayhox]

Shit just got real. Can’t believe he still pulled a 6 out of that crap. But a 2 shot swing on one hole is big.

 

[Jayhox]

Unfortunately a Cali kid.

Just making sure he isn’t a Frenchie.