What's the Stupidest Thing You've Ever Done?

[laterallyshaking]

Emphasis on risky behavior that you look back on now and are amazed you survived.

I have a few, but the stupidest is probably the way I used to drive in my teens. The first Fast and Furious movie came out right around the time I started driving and I spent years of my life driving like an absolute moron. (Not the movie's fault. I probably would have driven like an idiot anyway, I just had good material to copy thanks to that movie) Especially from 16-17, I am amazed I survived some of the stupid stunts I pulled. Weaving in and out of traffic, speeding like an idiot, and generally acting like the kind of person I would want to run off the road if I saw them driving like that these days. During those stupid years, I once drove 80mph through a friggin parking lot... It's a massive blessing I didn't end up hitting another car or, worse yet, a pedestrian. I look back on that and just cringe at the fact that I was that dense.

What about you?

 

[BurntJ]

Drove Drunk as a teenager/college student MANY TIMES.....hell I called myself the DDD....Designated Drunk Driver. Cant really remember any details B/C I was hammered drunk!

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(OP: next time eliminate the deadly part and this will be an awesome thread.)

 

[Edgehollow]

Drove Drunk as a teenager/college student MANY TIMES.....hell I called myself the DDD....Designated Drunk Driver. Cant really remember any details B/C I was hammered drunk!

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(OP: next time eliminate the deadly part and this will be an awesome thread.)

There was a bar I frequented with friends back in the day in Louisville. At the end of the night (bar closed at 4am) there was a quarter breathalyzer machine there. Whoever blew the least drove home, no matter the number. Close to an hour drive back then, mostly surface streets and 4 lane roads.

How I'm still alive only God knows. I was a retart back in the day.

 

[ChicagoFats]

I plead the 5th your honor.

 

[TJHall1]

Crashed my car into a moving train. Drunk.

 

[laterallyshaking]

(OP: next time eliminate the deadly part and this will be an awesome thread.)

The deadly part?

 

[Cletusnow]

Emphasis on risky behavior that you look back on now and are amazed you survived.

I have a few, but the stupidest is probably the way I used to drive in my teens. The first Fast and Furious movie came out right around the time I started driving and I spent years of my life driving like an absolute moron. (Not the movie's fault. I probably would have driven like an idiot anyway, I just had good material to copy thanks to that movie) Especially from 16-17, I am amazed I survived some of the stupid stunts I pulled. Weaving in and out of traffic, speeding like an idiot, and generally acting like the kind of person I would want to run off the road if I saw them driving like that these days. During those stupid years, I once drove 80mph through a friggin parking lot... It's a massive blessing I didn't end up hitting another car or, worse yet, a pedestrian. I look back on that and just cringe at the fact that I was that dense.

What about you?

 

[Realkosher]

Myself and 2 of my best friends drove from Athens to Savannah while downing a handle of gin on the way. When the driver had to piss we would put cruise control on, the front passenger would grab the wheel and the driver would switch with the person in the back seat. Dumb as it gets.

 

[Cletusnow]

Did all the speeding, drunk driving back in the 90’s. Me and some Marine buddies left Camp Lejeune for Ocean City, MD on a Friday afternoon and time we got to the Chesapeake bay bridge tunnel we were smashed. Ended up micturating off the bridge at the rest area/restaurant halfway across. Only a miracle we weren’t arrested.

 

[TJHall1]

Did all the speeding, drunk driving back in the 90’s. Me and some Marine buddies left Camp Lejeune for Ocean City, MD on a Friday afternoon and time we got to the Chesapeake bay bridge tunnel we were smashed. Ended up micturating off the bridge at the rest area/restaurant halfway across. Only a miracle we weren’t arrested.

Micturating? Were yall masturbating and you spelled it wrong?

 

[Jayhacker]

Climbed up the ladder on the side of a grain elevator with a case of beer slung over my shoulder and sat on top of the elevator until the beer was gone. I had a buddy with me.

 

[TJHall1]

Did all the speeding, drunk driving back in the 90’s. Me and some Marine buddies left Camp Lejeune for Ocean City, MD on a Friday afternoon and time we got to the Chesapeake bay bridge tunnel we were smashed. Ended up micturating off the bridge at the rest area/restaurant halfway across. Only a miracle we weren’t arrested.

Micturating? Were yall masturbating and you spelled it wrong?

 

[Cre8ive]

Myself and 2 of my best friends drove from Athens to Savannah while downing a handle of gin on the way. When the driver had to piss we would put cruise control on, the front passenger would grab the wheel and the driver would switch with the person in the back seat. Dumb as it gets.

That without a doubt wins the "Dumb as it Gets!" as far as I can see from the other posts!

 

[Cre8ive]

Drove Drunk as a teenager/college student MANY TIMES.....hell I called myself the DDD....Designated Drunk Driver. Cant really remember any details B/C I was hammered drunk!

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(OP: next time eliminate the deadly part and this will be an awesome thread.)

That is awesome - DESIGNATED DRUNK DRIVER! If I get you a t-shirt with that on the front would you wear it?

 

[Rebarcock.]

I have 100s of really stupid but ill go 1St arrest. 8 yrs old i broke into a elementary school on a Saturday. They had put in a silent alarm BC I had done it prob 10-15 times. Stole rich kids pens and cool notebooks and used as my own in catholic school. Took a beating on that one. Showed up cuffed in a cop car at the house. 1980

 

[Taggart]

Micturating? Were yall masturbating and you spelled it wrong?

I had to google the definition, but now it makes sense:

Definition of micturate​

intransitive verb
: URINATE

 

[laterallyshaking]

I had to google the definition, but now it makes sense:

Definition of micturate​

intransitive verb
: URINATE

Thank you for your due diligence, but I prefer to continue thinking of it as masturbation.

 

[OldBuzzard]

Tried to get past Gandalf on a thousand year old stone bridge.

 

[shiv]

Tried to get past Gandalf on a thousand year old stone bridge.

You shall not pass

 

[Richard N. Toze]